Homework Policy
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My friend SnickerZ and her mom got this in a parent & teacher open house thing-y when she was in 8th grade. Mrs. Abraham was her Language Arts teacher, and also her favorite. One reason she liked her was that you can always count on her to forget about homeworks, projects, and tests. *coughs* another reason, was her sense of humor. [see below] HOMEWORK POLICY Here is an explanation of the school homework policy: Students should not spend more than 90 minutes per night. The time should be budgeted in the following manner: 15 minutes looking for the assignment 11 minutes calling a friend for the assignment 23 minutes explaining why the teacher is mean and just does not like children 8 minutes in the bathroom 10 minutes getting a snack 7 minutes checking the TV Guide 6 minutes telling parents that the teacher never explained the assignment 10 minutes sitting at the kitchen table waiting for Mom or Dad to do the assignment LONG TERM ASSIGNMENTS These are given the night before they are due. This explains the name "long term." It is a long term commitment to time that begins at 9:30 PM and ends at 11:50 PM -- or later. It is important that the whole family is involved in the project. It is imperative that at least one family member races to Wal-Mart / K-Mart for posterboard and at least one family member ends up in tears (does not have to be the student). One parent needs to stay up to complete the project. THe other parent needs to call the school and leave a message that the student is out sick. It is not necessary to have the student's name on the assignment. |
