Excuse Me (by the parents)
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These were real excuse notes written by parents collected over the years. Seesh, why are parents always in such a hurry? Thanks SnickerZ for starting my collection! ^-^ I owe you SO... MUCH! Dear Physical Education Teacher... "My son is under a doctor's care and should not take P.E. today. Please execute him." "Please excuse Gloria from Jim today. She is administrating." "Please excuse Roland from P.E. for a few days. Yesterday he fell out of a tree and misplaced his hip." Weird Pains... "Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was hurt in the growing part." "Megan could not come to school today because she has been bothered by very close veins." "Chris will not be in school cus he has an acre in his side." "Please excuse Ray Friday from school. He has very loose vowels." "Please excuse Tommy for being absent yesterday. He had diarrhea, and his boots leak." Please Excuse... "Please excuse Jimmy for being. It was his father's fault." "Please excuse Jennifer for missing school yesterday. We forgot to get the Sunday paper off the porch, and when we found it Monday, we thought it was Sunday." "Please excuse Jason for being absent yesterday. He had a cold and could not breed well." "Please excuse Mary for being absent yesterday. She was in bed with gramps." "Please excuse Burma, she has been sick and under the doctor." And More... "My daughter was absent yesterday because she was tired. She spent a weekend with the Marines." "Irving was absent yesterday because he missed his bust." "Sally won't be in school a week from Friday. We have to attend her funeral." |
