04/11/16: Wow it's been ages since I updated.  Anyway, the new site is http://www32.brinkster.com/rpgdungeon/index.html.  No more updates will be made to this page, but it will be left be.

04/9/25: Added a quick log of some retard posting about hating a game.  It's under the rants on games and logs section (or whatever it's called).

04/9/25: I rant Chatters in today's edition of: I hate you!

04/9/21: Added another Stupid People rant, now on punishment.

04/9/15: Posted a rant on Stupid People: Whining, that I am proud of.

04/9/10: Posted the rant I made on the Harvest Moon: Trinity Ranch forums, along with an addendum to my Proelium rant, which is enlightenment from a post on the Proelium forums.

04/9/9: Added a rant for Scarey Game 2.  My God I hate all of the ignorant bastards...

04/9/7: Made a small little rant on Chain Letters.

04/9/6: Made a second generic rant.

04/9/2: A surprisingly short rant on Proelium.

04/8/23: Added my first guest rant, starring Game_Hunter ranting Castle.  Enjoy.

04/8/21: Put the info and history into one section, and I added a log to the Specific Games/People section on Pimp J freaking out.

04/8/17: I made a new rant.  Excuses.  As well as combining all the rants referring to specific games in any way into one section.

04/8/2: I sorted the "Stupid People" section into one area, and added the "Cheating" sub-section to it.  I will finish it when I get my info.

04/7/27: I posted a rant I made on the Space Station 13 forums, on BYOND.  It is unchanged from what I posted at the forums.

04/7/23: Finished a Generic Rant on things I was mad about.  What more can I say?

04/7/20: I just finished my longest rant yet, on Gunbound.  It is important that anyone thinking about playing Gunbound, read what I have to say on the game immediately, or the results could be catastrophic.

04/7/18: Added a quick rant on Stupid People who don't pay attention to things made obvious to them (not really TOO common, but some people suffer).

04/7/16: I added the main area: Stupid People, along with its first sub-topic: Arguments.  I was a little more harsh in this one, and for the most part felt that I did it a little more right this time (wasn't afraid of swearing, although I didn't seem to have to, and I was indeed mad about a recent argument with someone).

04/7/13: I added this section to the section you are reading (Rants).  All updates will be placed here from now on, above the introduction (probably a bad idea, but...uh...screw you).  I also added a rant on powerplayers.  I chose not to swear again (which will probably have been a mistake), so it could also seem slow like the one on spammers.  I'm going to see the feedback I get from this one before I write the next one.

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In this section of my mediocre site, I will complain and 'rant' about things that occur on the Internet, and every day life.  I got the idea of doing this from the fact that I have done rants on various places already, and since I recently have visited http://www.illwillpress.com I have had a little extra motivation to do it.  These rants are placed in no particular order (yet), and may not even be grammatically correct (entirely at least), and may include contradictions.  The purpose of these rants is to show my own distorted views about common things, not to mention let out a little anger.  However, while reading these rants, there are some things I want you as a reader, to keep in mind:

You may disagree with the views that I am ranting about.  My view could make no sense, have no base, or could be just plain stupid.  Also note, that what I am talking about, may reveal me to be a hypocrite, a freak, a psycho, or even a pseudo intellect.  It is important that you understand that you don't need to agree with these rants to enjoy them.  And if you don't enjoy them, don't read them.

Keep an open mind.  I expect to get hate mail (all hate mail should goto scous_in@yahoo.com by the way) from people that feel that they have been offended, or otherwise don't like the idea of ranting about a certain topic.  It's nice to know you don't like my rants (and if you don't, drop me an E-mail and explain why), but there's no reason to make yourself look stupid to the guy you're trying to insult.

Enjoy it.  You're probably here in hopes of finding something fun to read.  The fact that you actually want to read something probably pits you at a head-start here, but remember that IF YOU DO NOT LIKE THE RANTS, YOU DO NOT NEED TO READ THEM.

Anyway, with all that said, onto the rants!

We've all gotten them, and some have given them or traded them on.  I just got another, and it's time to explain how retardedly stupid it is.

You're playing something right?  And suddenly some IMs you on AIM saying; "You're cursed!  So this means that you will never love for 20 years unless you trade this on this message to 15 people."

Here's MY explain: GO AWAY!  I don't give a fuck what your damn beliefs on love are.  If you want to believe being a moron and pissing off 15 of your friends is fun, you're going to have a fun time finding a girlfriend.  You want to know MY philosophy on getting a girlfriend?  This is an ancient secret.  Noone does this anymore, but it works I bet: Tell them you like them, and DON'T BE A PRICK!  You see, studies show that being nice to a girl is at least 1500% more effective than pissing off your friends.  Yeah, SCIENTIFIC studies.

Seriously...if you're passing on these stupid little chain letters, you should be beaten.  A lot.  Last thing I need when I wake up at 10 PM on a school day, is to look at my BYOND pager and go; "Oh wow, Tattsu's a dumb fuck, because evidentally he believes in this supersticious shit!"

Now if you'll excuse me, I gotta go break mirrors and punch my black cat.

I'm not talking about the kind you get in E-mails, I'm talking about when people just goto chat rooms or video game servers, and feel the need to try and crash it because 'evidentally' they have some issues.  Maybe someone spammed them, and they must continue on the vicious cycle known as STUPIDITY.  Maybe not...maybe these people are scholars, that evidentally know something the rest of us don't, about how draining your IQ points with their constant swearing of the same three words.  Why not five?  Because they evidentally don't know that there are more 'naughty words' to spam out servers with.  Personally I'd find a little more entertainment in staring at five attempts to try and offend me instead.  Also, as it turns out, them screaming out their windows in real life also didn't suffice.  Especially since going mobile to strip clubs and yelling obscenities repeatedly would only give you some broken bones.

But getting a little more on topic, let me give an example of just one idiot who spams; This guy joins the server of a game that I am playing.  We're having fun, all is well...then suddenly the server starts getting spammed, by him saying how his 'new orginla' game is going to be the 'bestest' thing that happened to BYOND (for those who don't know about BYOND: http://www.byond.com).  Now obviously he doesn't try to crash the server.  After all, why hurt those he wants to play his game?  Anyway, after he stops, and several people are confused and annoyed, I page the guy, asking him why he thinks saying he is a total moron over and over again will get people to play his game.  In his reply, he states that the more people see something, the more compelled they are to follow it.  His explanation seems true enough (although his broken english could not be quoted, because I don't want to hurt my readers), but I then page him; "Why he thinks that people hating him for spamming the game will be outweighed by your saying it repeatedly."  He then tells me to stop making up words.  The conversation goes downhill from there.  Once again, I would quote it, but talking to someone missing so many brain cells is DANGEROUS, and should not be attempted under any circumstances.

After I finished my little 'chat' with this 'nice fellow', I stared at http://history.cookiethievery.com/062804/ for a half an hour.  I then recall being woken up in a hospital.  The doctors told me that the damage to my brain was permanent.

That is my rant on spamming (making it my first rant on this site).  In closing, I would like to warn ANYONE, to stay away from spammers at all costs.  They are dangerous around computers.

Ah...the kind of people that can be obsessive...just a bit too obsessive, for obsessive's sake.  But who are these people?  Well we all know what kind of immoral douches these people can be, as I'm sure many people online can attest to.  However, some people aren't sure, since there are many terms used for them.  A powerplayer would be someone who spends all their time playing one specific game, and one specific game alone.  In many cases, it is an RPG.  In other occasions, it would be someone who is...just obsessed with a game.  Don't get me wrong though, powerplayers aren't necessarily bad people...but this rant will reflect on the ones anyone can hate.

More into the idea, powerplayers (in their ignorant nature) will push away anyone that disagrees with them, or whom they disagree with, using their extremely high level in whatever RPG they're in, in an attempt  to prove they're right using the fact that they've played longer than you.  This might be fine if the topic would be about the game this happens on.  In the case however, in which you are arguing about...oh let's say presidency, they will claim that their killing you in that RPG is proof that they are right.  Go in any MMORPG (like Everquest), find someone SIGNIFICANTLY higher in level than you.  Maybe befriend them for a bit, and possibly talk about politics.  If you start to disagree, the argument will probably end in him killing you in the game.  Note of course that being friends with with who you are arguing with could reduce this possibility dramatically (as I'm sure I had to mention, as I'd expect many people to not understand the concept of friendship, who play Everquest).

However, that isn't the kind of powerplayer that annoys me...TOO much.  It's the obsessive kind.  The kind of idiot who would play a game, and make up his own 'laws' for it.  If anyone fails to follow these laws, the powerplayer (who sometimes has certain 'trusted' power, since they've been playing so much) bans you, or otherwise punishes you.  It is unfortunate how many laws are ones that newbies to games would never be able to know.  So 90% of the time, newbies are the victims of these powerplayers.  And what "I" can't understand, is what kind of retard let's this kind of person make their game look like a festive 'elitists' area.  The sad part is, that I know the answer, this guy: http://www.uglypeople.com/voting.php?next=dXBsb2FkZWQvMTg2MDkvdWdseTE4LmpwZw (By the way, I am sorry for any children that I may have scared with this link.)  But hey, free Internet, right?  Evidentally the idiots who run these games don't understand how to run a game well, and end up with powerplayers being the bulk of their commune.  But hey, I won't be the one who goes into these games and wastes my time on them.  I'll be the one who laughs, as I see another game maker get stuck with these guys.  Just don't worry thought, idiocy is the only contagious thing out there (besides viruses and bacteria of course), so maybe someday powerplayers will die from screaming demands about food.

Okay, I am finally sick of these egotistical bastards who make excuses every time they die in a game, or otherwise not win.  Don't get me wrong, if you say that you were lagging or that a teammate blocked you it's fine, but it is a part of the game that everyone must deal with, so everytime you die, you DON'T NEED TO SAY IT!  Just so everyone knows what I am talking about, here's some examples;

If you get a lag spike, and die because the one attacking you didn't get the spike also.  The call-sign for this excuse is when you shout "lag".  People shout "lag" because it let's everyone else in the server know that the server host is hosting on a sub-par computer, and that it is his fault that you died, not your lack of skill.  The problem is that people complain about the most insignificant of lag, or complain even when there is no lag.  It's all about letting everyone know that the kill was not earned by the one who killed you.  Well guess what, noone gives a flying fuck about your skill, or whether you get lag or not.  Noone cares if you die or not.  And even if there is lag, everyone in the server gets lag just like you (except the host).  Seriously, stop bitching about the lag and take the one death (out of tens or hundreds) like a man, stupid.

Teammates blocked you. Oftentimes the call-sign for this is shouting "fucking teammate", or "fuck you {name}".  When a teammate blocks you to cause your death, or otherwise prevent your retreat which evidentally would've guaranteed not dying.  This excuse is a little more credible in some games, as sometimes playing fields are cluttered.  The problem is that everyone thinks that every time they die because a teammate was where they needed to go, the teammate that blocked them did it on purpose, is out to ruin the game for him, and that he should be banned.  It's a great way of simulating someone else being a scapegoat for your loss, as not only if you die while being blocked, even if the teammate was in your way for a split second somewhere, 5 minutes later it is still their fault.  Assucing someone of blocking their teammates is a good way to start arguments over the Internet, and show your pride in being a decent human being to the rest of the server.

You weren't trying. There's not really a call-sign for this.  Every time this person dies or gets a kill, he doesn't hesitate to refer to the fact that he wasn't trying.  Most often used as an excuse, this is a smart-person's lie.  It's a way of saying that no deaths in the game are ever a reflection on your skill, and that every kill is officially proof of how badass you are, not using your '1337' skills to get the kill.  These people annoy me more than em' all, because they're the narcisists that think that the world revolves around them, and that they are the best person that ever played the game.  However, in reality, they are still significantly trying to win, and are just using that excuse to make themselves seem more '1337'.  Oh, and don't think that you can tell these guys to play for real, because they will claim to be too '1337' to try to beat you.  Even if you won the last 10 rounds in a row, they will claim you still suck, and that they can see it through your nonstop winning, that you are a 'noob'.  Usually those who use this excuse play in packs of people that also don't try.  This is because if you ever challenge their skill, their lying friend will back them up, claiming to witness their '1337ness', as well as having their own form of '1337' to boot.  These fraudulant bastards sicken me.

You aren't a nerd who plays the game 24/7.  The call-sign for this is simply by laughing at the person who just killed you, or by calling them generic obscenities.  Simply put, this person claims to have a real life, a hot girlfriend, and a large penis.  He doesn't play online games very often because he is more popular than you, and always will be.  Oftentimes this person also travels in packs, with friends he refers to as his 'nigga posse', because evidentally he thinks he's a ghetto rapper in the crib, or something.  You don't see too many of these, because essentially they also make fun of the game everyone on the server is playing.  So usually the host bans him, or everyone simply hates him.

I was typing.  No real call-sign to this.  Evidentally this person decided that he would stop moving in the middle of the battlefield to type, and he thinks that he will (or should) still be there with 5 other enemies standing right by him.  This person often refers to those who kill him as 'noobs', or 'gay'.  This rule also applies to when you go AFK (Away From Keyboard) in an unsafe area.  Oftentimes these people are the same elitist failures who claim that a death is never their fault.  Simply ignoring them as they yell at you is enough, as usually it can be quite entertaining.  Guess noone told them the second meaning of AFK (A Free Kill).

As a final word, if you're playing a game, it's fine if you complain about lag in the server or something once in a blue moon, but don't call everyone a lag killer.  Take it like a man.

BYOND: Space Station 13.

This is lovely...it's not every day that someone I rather dislike (Thief Jack), gives me the full go to rant/bitch about something like the entire SS13 commune. If you guys knew what kind of measures TJ and I have went under to bar each-other, you would be shocked that he's letting me do this too. Let that be my starting point to how screwed up you guys have gotten.

I like the fact that there's plenty intelligent people here. Some which I don't really like, but many good, intelligent people. Spuzzum, Roara, Ryan, SoraKu...these are some people I personally have played with. I am saying this, because even intelligent, reasonable people can be utter morons. Every single person on this forum (except maybe Spuzzum and a few others) sickens me, in a generic, or specific way. This means that I don't care if all of you sad low-lifes disapprove of this post, or me. I will gladly take pagerbans from a bunch of angsty DBZers with 'GM' on some Zeta rip, if that is what it takes to let what needs to be said, said.

Firstly, those of you who try to make the game unhappy for others, just for the sake of being a jackass. I can't really make an intelligable point for you sad pricks, mostly because it's so obvious that you will not make it far in life, because every day life becomes a harsher place, and when one of you 'humans' go up to a stranger, and call them a 'fuking noob', he may be the person who shoots you in the leg, crippling you for the rest of your life. I'm sure it'll happen to one of you, because you guys think that it's funny to make life a sad place. Just like some people think it's funny to respond. I'm just glad that there's not many other kinds of 'humans' who would try to piss off every last person they see, all because they got banned once. Or those of you who just spam a game with banned messages (or the host in cases of pagerban), all because you were too immature to play. Examples of 'humans' like this include Dareb and Shakerdeath.

Then there's those of you, who try to justify against players who act like jackasses, and police them. I saw a post in Lode Wars, about YOU kinds of people, by someone named Leftley, who some of you may respect as an intelligent human being. Let that be my opening point for you guys, and how you are worse than those who ruin the game, since you are the ones who publicize it, and most of the time accuse innocent people of doing wrong, when it's untrue. It's nice to know that there's people that 'r tryng 2 maek boms omgwtflol', but it's sad to know that most of you who publicize bad players, don't realize that the person could be innocent, or that you are no model player either. Also most of the time, it's people that just want revenge for being banned, or want to shovel shit on people they already banned. As if I needed examples of this (since there's constant posting about this), the biggest offender of this kind is Soraku, with his self-imperialistic 'Roleplayers List' (which I got on using five keys that never played before, some immediately on login. Nice job making it exclusive).

Then there's those of you who try to make a 'Roleplayers Server', as if you alone are the sole judge of who roleplays and who doesn't. Seriously, grow up. It's like you have some club that people are supposed to wish they are in, when you were five years old. Seriously guys, you are almost as bad as the ones who publicize bad roleplayers. I have heard of nearly six roleplaying servers on pager, but the one who publicized their server the most via pager I've seen, was the naive GoodDoggyTreat.

Then there's those of you who bitched to me about getting banned from servers. You guys are just pussies. I don't usually call people that, but Jesus Christ, it's just some game where you're supposed to roleplay as someone on a space station. "But oh ScouSin, you were so nice when I told you that SoraKu banned me, and how I lost my admin powers when people started calling me abusive! And you agreed when it was horrible that people would rub it in my face! How could you, I'm going to quit BYOND now because you're so mean!" Well that's life Ryan. You can't like everyone, so you either do something about it, or shut up. I'm not your parents, I don't want to hear your crying about getting banned, you're just making me wish that you would just hit puberty sooner, because you cry too much about a game where you admit yourself many people have issues. Grow up (prime example is Ryan, if you didn't catch that earlier).

A similarly themed game is Hedgerow Hall. There are some bad roleplayers there too, but the worst I've seen is people whining about others beating them up, or people 'writing in the sand'. One difference is that there's a lot more rules, and strict ones at that. As well as RESPONSIBLE ADMINS, with lots of verbs to use, to ensure no rules are broken. Note I said responsible admins, because I have yet to see an admin NOT be a failure. Irresponsible admins who try to take over control of servers with active hosts (which is stupid. Their server, their rules. Back when I used to play, I considered banning all admins, just because they all had issues with being fair, and keeping power to the hosts). I'm not saying admins are abusive (which they are), I'm saying they try to take away the power from hosts. Examples of admins that need to step back from server hosts are Roara, Link, Thief Jack, Phoenix Man, Ryan (when he was an admin), and whoever else is currently an admin, past admin, and probably all the new admins (I haven't seen them in action too much yet, so no guarantee).

So in closing, I would like to say that I salute Exadv for the game's 'success', and hope that he likes the way it's going. Maybe he will do something about this, maybe he really just wanted a game full of people like 'this'. Who knows, either way, examples of people like YOU GUYS range to the general Proelium community (minus Silk Wizard and Balzack. I respect Balzack and what he is doing, more than I respect anyone else in all of BYOND).

I also would like to mention that a good amount of the examples in this rant/bitchathon are friends of mine. Let this be proof that I pulled no punches in this. Namely ones that needed to be mentioned.

I will have a copy of this rant on my site: http://www.freewebs.com/pakpeople/rants.htm (I also have a rant on powerplayers that was made in partial anger against you guys. Ironic I'm sure).

Damn, this did turn out better than I expected, although I fear I may have missed something to say.

EDIT: Of course! I forgot to tell you guys to just try to have fun with the game! The most important thing I missed saying...because few people actually have fun, or try to just play the game.

BYOND: Proelium.

Oh man, I've been putting off this one for a long time.  Partially because I wanted permission from Silk Wizard to post this rant on the Proelium forums.  Either he didn't get my E-mail, or he chose not to reply.  I assume the latter.  And having blindly assumed this, I must say that I respect Silk Wizard for it.  There is a specific reason I am merely ranting the commune and not the game itself in this rant.  Let me go into more detail about this in my rant...

Proelium...to myself, and many other BYONDers, is a place where stupidity and immaturity reign supreme.  It's no secret either.  Within five seconds of joining a game with ten players or more, you too will understand what we see.  Allow me to show some quotes I gathered in just ten minutes of playing:

<Pimp J says:> my teams a idiot
<Yoshi99 says:> OMG GUYS U R ALL GAY!
<XsoberX says:> stupid peice of crap homos
<Blazeyu says:> huy you fuker
<Yoshi99 says:> this not fun wat so ever
<Yoshi99 says:> damn lag i hit down arrow key
<Link the Great Hero says:> dam lag
<XsoberX says:> gay lol
<XsoberX says:> suck cock
<XsoberX says:> you all smell like wet ass
<LigerX says:> Vegota mana <LigerX says:> MANA <LigerX says:> u cock
<Blazeyu says:> fuking dumb ass gay faggot LINK!!!!!
<FuseInfection says:> lagggg

Most of the quotes here are about insulting others, or complaining about lag (all lag complaints happen right after a death (I didn't put them all here)).  Almost all the insults involve calling other people 'gay', in one way or another.

Excuses...oh my God...I mean...OH MY GOD!  They constantly make excuses!  I was thinking of Proelium when I made the excuse rant.  I need not say more.

The game itself is great.  The main administration (Silk Wizard and Balzack) hate the commune.  Silk Wizard seems like a mature, decent person to say the least (I pity that the Proelium commune is his).  Balzack was some of my inspiration to writing a rants section on my site.  He even tried convincing me to post the rant, saying that he would look the other way, and let it stay up for awhile.  He basically told me that he wanted me to post a rant on the forums!

Either way, Proelium...just isn't worth my time to rant about.  The commune is full of a bunch of immature/angsty kids.  That's all.  There's no more depth to it.

ADDENDUM TO ABOVE RANT: Enlightenment

On this topic, I will show you all my opinion.  Many of you people don't like me, and many of you won't like this topic.  But I will post this topic expressing what some people here should've said (generally Balzack and Silk).

Complaints, I got many counters to excuses, which makes the need to make up any, useless:

Lag: Don't like it?  Don't play on the server.

Overpowered Class: Don't like it?  Use the class.  Don't want to?  Don't complain.

AFK: Don't AFK out of base.  It was an emergency?  Then too bad.

Cheap Shot: Then why'd you die?  {Follow-up with another excuse expected.}

Other random excuse: Don't play then!  That's a solution many people need to learn.  You're playing the game voluntarily.  If you don't like something about the game so much that you don't want to play, DON'T PLAY!  Oh my God, why hasn't someone explained this already?

My stance on camping: Here is the amazing solution to camping in the game.  It isn't a fail-safe, so use common sense.  It works in most camping situations, and requires little cooperation from teammates to work:

1. Pick necromancer.
2. Leave base.
3. Summon several skeletons, assuming that some will be in the campers' turf behind the moat or whatever.
4. Charge, assumed with teammates that are doing their own thing.

Also note that as you are being camped, you have hometeam advantage.  This means that you can hit them a little, go back in base, heal up, and come back out.  They narrowly have this advantage, as they will lose armor (no knight uses armor heal, even if it works).

Civility: Many times I see someone fighting with another person.  And by many times, I mean always.  Like, sometimes more than one at a time.  This I believe is because someone kills another person, the person that died insults the person who killed him, and so a fight starts, because both want to get the last word, and noone can.  I've learned that not caring what anyone says is a simple, and effective method to stopping myself from being involved in such childish fights.  Apathy is a strong force.

Abusive Administration: Don't like the administration?  Don't play there.

Duels: Oftentimes I hear of people swearing at others for interrupting their duels.  The way I see it, if it's alive, and on the opposite team, I'm killing it.  I for one play to win, not to have these little duels.  If you want to duel, go host a private server.

Skill Wars: I am to believe several of you try to be the 'best' in all of Proelium?  I find it funny how most of you just claim that you yourself is the best, and ignore all other contenders.  No real solution to this, just an observation.

Teaming: It's a team game, so work like a team and team up on people.  If teaming was supposed to be a bad thing, Silk would've probably just made the game a free for all.  I don't understand why teaming up on people is such a bad thing...you'd think in a war, everyone would play to win.

Score: There's no reason to care about the scores.  Sure it's nice to know you hold top score in the server, but noone else really cares what your score is.

That's all I have to say for now.  Feel free to post your corrections/input to this (there are probably incorrect portions, as I don't play this game too often, but please try something out before saying it doesn't work).

BYOND: Scarey Game 2.

Oh my God, the people who play this are such immature little, stupid little, whiny children!  I swear to God, they make up their own stupid rules because they suck at the game too much.  Allow me to elaborate!

The game has many 'player-made rules'.  One or two of them are reasonable, but I only reach anger with the idiocy of some of the idiots!  Read and see!

Stair tripping: The reasonable one of the rules.  Stair tripping includes placing rips on stairs, glue on stairs, springboards on stairs, etc.  Mild if any way around these happenings, and only if somehow you take a precaution before moving through the stairs.

Door tripping: This topic mostly comes up with tripbombs (sometimes glue).  Basically, this is a fancy way of admitting that you are a retard, when you complain about doortripping.  This is because if you just watch where you are going, you shouldn't be the moron getting killed by these.  I tell people this, but they're just too retarded!  Seriously!  I'm arguing with someone on the SG2 forums (at the time of this rant) on this very topic.  He says it's impossible to watch out for.  Well "I" think that he needs to get his facts straight before backing up stupid rules, and stupid players.

Drugs: Yes, people complain about drugs.  This is mostly because a drugged person has little chance of getting an anti-toxin kit.  However, this is untrue.  They are just careless, and unimaginative.  To those of you reading this, ready to go me a 'n00b', I have a wake-up call for you (stupid), it's easy to prepare for.  I (as a smarter human than you) am ready for being drugged, since I carry around an anti-toxin kit often.  Don't want to waste the space you say?  No problem!  Take the anti-toxin kit, and hide it somewhere.  You will be surprised how many people won't move a random container if they don't see a point to do so.  Just drop it, and pull something big over it.  Ta-daa!

Ice: A lot of self-proclaimed experts (who are actually morons who play Proelium, thus bitch about everytime they die) whine about ice using as a 'n00b' tactic.  I understand why they could hate it, but tough for them.  I refer to the phrase; "If it's in the game, it's in the game."  Granted, some of you low-lifes will gladly search for a loophole, don't waste my time trying, you're still not smart, you shmuck.

Traps: The more newbish people whine about this art.  Most traps are insta-kill, or dooming (popular traps: Dooming in the attic, and spring into the fan).  Most of the victims' best reason for hating traps is that they're impossible to avoid, or predict.  Well here's a sure-fire common sense strategy that I'm sure will hit SG2 by storm!  If you see oil in a place like a doorway, burn it, blow it up, or don't go that way.  Great idea, eh?

Plungers: A few people are popular for this one. They think using a plunger makes you a newbie.  However, a smart player can see a purpose (even in non-plunger gun form).  And because I like elitist failures trying to insult me, I'm leaving the answer to its obvious uses empty.

Macroers: Wildblood put in a set knife delay, so macroing is a vain attempt.  Don't believe me?  Your loss, more humor for me.

And this is ScouSin signing off, saying once again; I'm better than you.

BYOND: Harvest Moon: Trinity Ranch.

http://mallahanproductions.com/proeliumforum/viewtopic.php?t=172 is where the entirety of this rant and its replies can be viewed.

For those of you who don't know me, I am ScouSin.  I like plenty of Wildblood's games.  I helped him even test this game.  The problem is, that I can't play the game for two main reasons.  Firstly, I find timing when you join the game, and taking care of your livestock depending on when you join to be a very nerving effort, since unless I were to use a second key, it could be a dangerous outcome.  Secondly, it's you people.  People here believe in the word 'ban' too harshly, and common sense is a word not many of you understand.

The last thing that I want to do is add more negativity to this God-forsaken commune, but when I rant, I do it for three main reasons:

1.To inform those who care enough to read my words, and take them seriously, in hopes that they learn and improve themselves by them (or hate me, it's win-win).

2. To let what needs to be said, SAID.  In my ranting you DBZers (and imperialist assholes), I can say that I did something about it.  Even if WB mods this message, I won't let what needs to be said go unsaid, even in attempt.

3. I vent off steam.  Like many of you I'm sure, I can get angry at times.  Most people (like several of you for example) go FUCK YOU, BAN HER, FUCK YOU I'M LEAVING!  WHAT THE FUCK!  Way too often!  That is because you guys are always angry!  You guys are all out to get each-other it seems!  How can so many people be angry all the time!?

Note most importantly, that I am a hypocrite, I am an asshole, I have issues, I am a nerd, but I am still better than you.  If you refer to me being a hypocrite, it is a vein insult.  If you call me a fag (or whatever), it is a vein insult.  If you want to phase me, type with intelligence, and show me that you understood what I was saying in your insulting me.  Prove me wrong, it is a pleasure I was blessed with at the Space Station 13 forums (but don't think my rant went out the window).

I will have a copy of this rant on my site: http://www.freewebs.com/pakpeople/rants.htm for two main reasons, so you all can read my rants if you-so care, and so I have a hard-record of this rant, should WB delete this post (and no hard feelings would be taken, WB, I'd expect you only to be keeping the forum clean.  But I doubt this post would be the most shocking thing you read).  So, since I am done with this LENGTHY intro, onto the rant (if you are too stupid to finish reading this, I won't be surprised).

First, to look at the imperialistic people.  My key example: InuTracy.  She's a smart person, works hard, gives away stuff, so it's obvious she isn't a bad person.  But she flags her wealth as if she earns a better social status, like she's some noble bitch.  I remember when I was playing one day, and I told some dead baby jokes.  Obviously, some people would not like this, so I encouraged people to ignore me if they didn't like them.  InuTracy obviously didn't think that was enough, so she was telling people to ignore me.  Funny how she thought they weren't intelligent enough to make their own decisions.  Then later, she wants to unignore me when I'm done?  I don't think so.  I decide to tell dead baby jokes whenever she has me unignored (when I came logged in, I said one or two as a fail-safe).  She is just one example of the 'noble' bastards in Trinity Ranch, so don't think this section is just going "Oh no, InuTracy is bad people!" She's certainly better than most of you idiots...

Now, the stupid people, who lack common sense.  Who I was referring to in my Space Station 13 rant.  That would be Mumbay (my KEY example).  I swear to God, so many idiots on HM:TR.  I gotta take a deep breath, because imagining the stupidity of some of you is dangerous.  Mumbay, being my key example, complained about some guy saying "death" on the forums, at the time of this rant's making.  Well here's what I have to say to you (similar to what Mania said); Ignore him, dumbass!  I know asking him nicely not to do it the first time is a mature thing to do, but Jesus Christ...why didn't you ignore him?  Let's review the possible reasons together: You have mental problems?  You weren't smart enough to realize that you have the option, after realizing you were playing so long?  The ink on your hand to remind you that you had that option washed off?  You're a fucking retard?  Hmmm...any of them is good.  Learn how to learn, stupid (hah, anyone too stupid will read that and die of starvation, trying to understand it, there goes half of HM:TR's player-base!)  PS: DEATH DEATH DEATH!  Your complaint of me saying death doesn't mean shit to me, since you don't have to read what I say!

Disciplinarians...I'm a strict game-host, so the fact that I'm mentioning you unforgiving, unempathetic (if you don't know what that means, use a dictionary guys) bastards!  Hutchy made a post about a guy that he thinks needs to be banned at the time of this post, so he is my example (and on a side note, Hutchy is a friend, which proves once again that I am not picking favorites).  Your melon patch was ruined...nothing left to do but BAN THE FUCK OUT OF HIM!  DUR HUR HUR!  Dumbass...the punishment should fit the crime, ever heard of that saying?  I believe in Ancient Egypt, anyone who stole something lost a hand (or something like that), but then again, what do I know!  I'm only obviously more educated on reasonable discipline than you!  But you may be asking; "How can he be reasonably punished for that?" Simple, stupid.  You see, my mind understands many different things that can happen to a person, rather than exile him (dictionary for the word "exile", children.)  One example: He could be taxed on all things he sells by 10%, for a week.  That'd show im' I'm sure, and wouldn't make you look like an idiot!  But wait; "Scou you retard, WB doesn't have the time to code that!omgwtf" Of course he does!  He coded in that 'groovy' job system didn't he?  And all that seemed to do was call upon more crap suggestions from Tim Tim (some good suggestions), and more things to bitch about by you guys.  So I'm sure him coding in a small method of disciplining players more intelligently won't keep him from implementing Moon Plants (or whatever) more than a day.

And something that most of you in general do, is whine about other people doing something to you: "He put a bunny by my crops!" "She put her chickens in my pen!" "Bitch bitch bitch!" Guess what, most of this stuff is comparable to 'PKing' in other games!  This is how players attack each-other!  WB wouldn't have much trouble coding in that fodder has a var matching the owner's name, and that livestock also matching that name can eat it only, but he doesn't for many possible reasons.  One being that it could be a reasonable attack on a person, if you're not smart enough to plan for it.  As for putting bunnies by someone's field, suck it up.  You can make fences, and you have dogs.  Guard your fields, moron!  It's no secret that assholes will want to ruin you, so hiding behind administration is showing how far you will get in life!

I'm surprised WB is still working on this game personally.  As a coder on BYOND myself, I wouldn't have lasted this long giving a damn about you fucktards.  Why is he doing it I wonder.  Is there someone that plays that he cares about?  Does he hope intelligent players will come eventually (Mania, one man isn't enough)?  Is he stupid?  Or...does he still believe in his vision?  I remember when I was helping him test, as he was trying to fix buying things, he told me that he was going to revolutionize BYOND.  He was proud to state that killing was not going to go on.  How a player's challenge was in their time management.  Well I can honestly say he failed.  He didn't revolutionize BYOND.  This game is killed by its commune, so it revolutionizes nothing.  Killing is going on constantly, people complain about it all the time.  And most saddening, a player's challenge is not time management, it's trying to see who wronged them in the slightest bit.  It sends me to tears, WB had such a great game concept, and it's ruined.  WB's house was hit by lightning one day early in game-playing, as he compiled.  He had to redo a lot, to keep the project alive.  He had so much hope in HM:TR...what a dream.  I hope I have one like that.  WB hosts Scarey Game 2 every now and then, because he finds no entertainment in coding HM:TR.  He has to wire out there.  I as a fellow coder know that he is struggling in keeping motivation for HM:TR.  It may be clear he has motivation now, but there will be a day where he says; "Fuck it!" and quits.  Just you guys keep doing what you're doing.  This goes hand-in-hand with the rumor Shindu told me, that WB is threatening to quit working on the game.  I believe that rumor, because it shows WB isn't blind, or stupid.  One day as WB hosted Scarey Game 2, I asked him if there was a way I could play HM:TR without having to deal with the commune.  And I am sorry that I knew his answer before he told me it: "Don't play."

Because that long jarble (it was by far not a paragraph) of sentences depressed the fuck out of me, I want to say one last thing, to leave you all on a positive comment.  Have some of InuTracy's generosity.  Have some of Mania's common sense.  Please.  I want to see a game, not a wasteland of hatred.

Chatters

I am quite surprised I am ranting Chatters, but I know why I am doing so more clearly than all else.  I was blind until now about one of the biggest flaws of the Chatters commune, that most who are regulars on it suffer for, including myself.

Eliticism: Not sure if that's a real word, but I'm using it.  One of the best uses of Chatters is chatting.  Many times I see people talking about how stupid or 'uncool' other things are.  Popular games the Chatters regulars hate (generally, as I discovered): Proelium, Castle, Mystic Journey, Seika, Lode Wars, Scarey Game, Harvest Moon: Trinity Ranch, The Sky is Falling, Cropthumb, Coloropoly, Scrapple, My Life As A Spy, Manifesto, Dementophobia, Drug Wars, TBS, Life, Survival, Seika II, Pakman, GTAOnline, and you get the picture.  The Chatters people hate everything everywhere, and think they are better than everyone else, if they don't also hate everything.  If you EVER show that you like something from anywhere, then you are immediately insulted using pseudo-intelligent insults.  Recently before this rant, Crashed repeatedly insulted several people who came to Chatters to talk/brag about their win in Castle.  Otherwise insulting them for it not being a great game.  GDT simply agreed to Castle not being a good game.  Funny how Crashed talked about the stupidity of Castle, when he got a week or so ban on BYOND for trying to set up a Zeta rip with a virus/program/something that deleted a person's harddrive.  Not a smart action Crashed, you a hypocrite now?

Also which is no secret, the people of Chatters are known to be inconsiderate pricks to anyone who is new to BYOND, or Chatters.  Also, they will insult you if your grammar or typing is even slightly incorrect.  I am humbled by your hatred to people who are different from you.  I'm surprised that you aren't polling peoples' religion to banish those who are Jewish.

Not all of them are bad though, and that is why if you find a decent person in Chatters, you should cherish the rare opportunity.  But you are better off looking for a friend in a Zeta rip, than there.

Gunbound.

As a quick reference to anyone who has never played or heard of Gunbound before, Gunbound is a Korean game, with versions in many other languages.  English being one of them (http://www.Gunbound.net is the English version's website).  I am not alone in knowing that 90% of the people who play, are unintelligent morons.  5% of those intelligent, have anger and/or impatience problems.  And I am hoping that there's at least 5% of the players who are intelligent, decent people when they play (I say when they play, since I've played with many friends, and most act like idiots or are impatient and/or angry a lot while they play it.  I might even follow the angry/impatient statistic.  I don't know, not going to judge myself.)  No matter what you read in this rant/review, remember that ALL INFORMATION IS TRUE, AND THAT ALL EXAMPLES OF WHAT PEOPLE SAY ARE FULLY ACCURATE.  PEOPLE ACTUALLY TALK LIKE THIS ON GUNBOUND.

Before you join a server, note that there are three main kinds of servers; "Newbie, free rank, and double metal axe or higher."  As a newbie, you must learn what each of these means.  A newbie server can only be accessed if you have a single metal axe or less , and consists of 75% newbies that are greedy and afraid of loss, 20% extremely high ranking people with an alternate account with overinflated egos, and 5% other.  Free rank servers can be accessed at ANY rank, and consist of 90% double metal axe or higher, 5% confused people that are single metal axe or lower, and 5% other.  Double metal axe or higher servers are self explanatory, and consist of people who think they're the best player merely because they are in that server.  Also note that every server (except for double metal axe and higher, since it's the only one of its kind and is always avatar on) has an avatar off and avatar on form.  You see, every time that you buy a piece of clothing from the avatar shop, it adds stats to you.  Avatar off means that only the stat that earns you more money is effective (since it gains you no real gameplay benefit).  Avatar on means that you must have a specific set of clothes, otherwise you are a newbie, and must be kicked out of every server you enter, immediately.  The same goes for avatar off servers.  If you don't have the best avatar for gaining money, you must immediately leave for trying to look how you want to look, or saving your money.

One of the FIRST THINGS you will notice when you enter any Gunbound server, is that there are many people trying to offer 'hacks', or try 'trading stuff'.  And if you're really lucky, you will witness someone trying to get people's passwords, one way or another.  No matter what, don't trust getting any 'hacks', you will get banned if you use one, and links to sites that claim they have them, usually ask for your Gunbound info.  Any intelligent human would know in an instant that these people are SCAMMERS.  I'm sorry if this may be obvious to some of you, but I am sure there are some readers (as always) that would fall for these people.  Along with the 'hacks' and people trying to get your password, there are people that want to trade stuff.  Most of these people demand that you send your item first (there's no implemented trade system), and they will take your item, and run off laughing.  And for those that aren't doing the above, the others are BEGGING for items.  Constantly people whine and bitch about getting 'hacked', and so they want hand-outs.  Don't worry about these people, they will get 'hacked' again, I promise you.

Why do people do this?  Because IT WORKS.  There are people that will fall for these ploys.  It is talked about on Gunbound forums OFTEN, about people whining that they got hacked; "oh noo I GOT HAKED PEOPLEZ, SEND ME STUFF PLX PLZ PLZ!1!"

After you are done losing brain cells because you listen to the people on the main channels, it is time for you to get into the game.  However, before you join a game, it is important to remember that your starting rank is 'chick' (a baby chicken, as opposed to a kind of axe, which signifies rank).  The fact that you have no avatars (clothing that you wear) on, and that your rank is that of a baby chicken, lets everyone know that you are a newbie, and that they don't want you on your team.  So everytime you enter a game, the key-holder (like a host) boots you, or if you're not on the same team as the key-holder, your entire team often demands that you get booted, since they don't want you on their team either.  However, you just need about 10 wins to get to the first 'real rank', which is a single wooden axe.  Just getting to single wooden is hard enough, if 25% of the games you try joining end in you getting booted.

Before you start on your quest to actually getting to play a game, you must learn how things work pre-game, in a game room.  Let's assume that you just entered a game room in a 4v4 match, and every has picked their mobiles and are ready except for you.  Immediately as you enter, all 7 other players will most likely spam your name repeatedly, because you are not yet ready.  Those that are not spamming your name, are most likely calling you a 'noob' for taking longer than 5 seconds to get ready.  After 7 seconds, the key-holder will most likely have booted you.  Don't ask me why they are so impatient, or why spamming your name constantly helps you to get ready faster, because in all honesty, I don't know!  It will forever be a mystery, because I took the liberty to ask someone once, and they told me to "stfu fukking n00b".  Note also that picking half of the mobiles will result in you being called a 'noob', and being laughed at.  The following mobiles are not allowed to be picked, due to common belief: Grub, Turtle, Aduka, Trico, Lightning, Ice Mammoth, A.Sate, Bigfoot, Random, Boomer,  Mage, J.D., and of course, the Nak Machine.  For those of you who didn't catch on, I was trying to list everything you could pick (but in all honesty, I may have forgotten a mobile or two).  This is because you will get hazed no matter what you pick, by SOMEONE.  And oftentimes is you pick any of those choices, you will get booted for being a "stupid fukking nub".

Now that you can play a game without getting booted (sometimes), it is time for you to learn how to be a key-holder.  Note that the key-holder changes if the key-holder boots too many people (if you receive the key because of the original key-holder booting to many people, this makes you a 'noob').  Well for whatever reason, if you become the key-holder, note that the items available to you must be limited to to three choices, or you are a "fukking dam n00b key holder".  Those choices are "dual, dual +, and teleport".  Anything else that is allowed to be used immediately turns you into a 'noob', shame on you.  Also note, that if for some reason someone takes longer than 7 seconds, the other players will immediately start to spam you to boot him.  If you do not boot by 10 seconds, this makes you (you guessed it) a "n00bly nubby nub dik n00b", as the entire room just leaves.  Also note, that if the game's specifications aren't: Random map, 40 turns until sudden death, double death form of sudden death, side A maps, game mode NOT jewel, and 3v3 or 4v4; This makes you a 'noob' key-holder.

Now that you can play and host games effectively (sometimes), you must identify how some 'custom game modes' work.  First game mode: "aduka 2/ss 1=kik".  How this game works, is that all 8 players pick the Aduka, and level-up the Thor satellite (its 2 and SS call upon it, and the more Thor damage afflicted, the more powerful it gets).  This makes it so you get high-damage bonuses constantly, and so there's big money bonuses for all, isn't that grand?  Oh, and on a side note; Key-holders in these games claim to be able to 'kik' you in the middle of the game, and think that you are a "fukking n00b" for not knowing that.  The other common 'custom game mode' played is "all random omgwtf".  These games are done, because most people prefer to use a certain kind of mobile, because they are skilled with it.  The key-holder is not, so he calls upon this game mode.

Now you are finally ready to play a game of Gunbound!  But before you do, there are some player-made rules you must follow, or be called a "iknfkug 0b0n" (it's a word scramble, see if you can unscramble it).  The first is no DTing (Double Teaming).  This is because the game is supposed to be fair, in that you can only be fired upon by one target.  However, logic in battle persists in telling the smart player to attack the same person as someone.  So if you are like me, you will sleep at night knowing that the host booted you for DTing, and that you are now a 'noob'.  The next rule is that you are not allowed to KS (Kill Steal) someone.  If you kill someone that a teammate hit once in the entire battle, you are KSing.  If you accidentally kill a teammate that one opponent was working on, you KSed.  If there is one enemy left, and the key-holder doesn't get the kill, you are KSing (even if some other guy got the kill).  If you shoot at an opponent, you are KSing.  The third rule is that you are not allowed to SG (Shotgun) someone.  This means that you are not allowed to aim straight at an opponent, and go full power, as to ensure a hit.  By shotgunning even once, by taking a 100% definite hit, you are proving that you have no skill, never did have skill, and never will get skill.  And if you shotgun, it means that you evidentally should have your stomach shoveled out with a burning rock.

When playing, it is important that you do everything with the keyboard in front of you, to make your opponent's life a living hell in trying to hit you.  This means violently hitting the left and right arrows on your keyboard to spin your player, spamming the chat with spaces, and shouting "MISS" a thousand times.  And if you still hit them, you are a "haker aimbot haker", and that you should be banned for it too.  If you fail to follow all of these procedures in not getting hit, you are to be 'kiked' after the game.  If you follow all of these procedures in not getting hit, you are to be 'kiked' after the game.  'nuff said.

If for some reason you miss your shot, you will be laughed at by the other team constantly, and called a 'noob' by the rest of your team, constantly.  It also means that after the game, if you team wins, you will be booted, as the opposing team shouts; "WE WIN WE WIN!  WERE TELING ALL TEH CHANNELS!"

In closing, I must say that Gunbound has cost me the ability to goto a decent college, due to the downgrading of my own intelligence, and that I plan to sue the GIS Team for making a game that made me insane, and I also plan to sue Bill Gates for letting the GIS Team do this to me.  After all, once the judge tries Gunbound for himself, I have the case won I'm sure.

--

Psycho Playing Incursion.

I have played with some people that got mad before, but this psycho is crazy.  At the start of the game of Incursion (BYOND game, it's like Risk), he asks me for a truce.  I accept, knowing that he is one less person to worry about.  Eventually, as we progress through the game, not too long before this log, he confirms our truce.  Note that at this point in the game, he has the largest army, and the most territories.  I planned to attack him soon.  Then when the time was right, it was time to stop him from winning.  When I innitiated my first attack, he FLIPPED OUT!  Read this uneditted log and enjoy!

ScouSin attacks Heeceby (6 ) from Hyrule (14    ).
ScouSin rolls     (6-6-3).
Hutchy2k1: Erm Star Wars mod for BF1842 does not suck
 Pimp J: scousin
 Dark_Master_666: I LOVE the Pirate mod for BF1942
 Pimp J: wtf
 ScouSin: You think I'm going to let you win?
Pimp J rolls    (6-1).
 Pimp J: so
ScouSin loses 1 ; Pimp J loses 1 .
 ScouSin: Welcome to the game of war.
 Pimp J: you got to lie to win
ScouSin rolls     (6-3-2).
Pimp J rolls    (6-6).
ScouSin loses 2  .
Pimp J will roll 2 dice 9 times.
 Pimp J: you didnt even break off teh alliance
 ScouSin: If the ability to lie to your allies in a war game is wrong, then I am wrong.
 Pimp J: neither did orange
 Leproman: Battlefield 1842, is that based on the civil war?
ScouSin rolls     (6-3-1).
 Pimp J: scousin
Pimp J rolls    (4-1).
Pimp J loses 2  .
Pimp J will roll 2 dice 8 times.
 Dark_Master_666: Its Battlefield 1942.
ScouSin rolls     (6-5-5).
Dwarf16 has logged in.
Pimp J rolls    (2-2).
Pimp J loses 2  .
Pimp J will roll 2 dice 7 times.
CloudScar: WW2?
Shindu: lol they should make a good Civil War FPS game
 Pimp J: guess what scousin
CloudScar: Or WW1?
ScouSin rolls     (5-2-1).
 Pimp J: i coudl of done that to you rounds ago
 Pimp J: and killed you
Pimp J rolls   (3).
Pimp J loses 1 .
ScouSin conquers Heeceby!
 ScouSin: But you didn't, foolish boy.
 Leproman: I know, but hutchy said 1842 Dark Master.
 Dark_Master_666: WW2 is 1942, Cloud.
ScouSin advances 10 units into Heeceby.
 Pimp J: scousin there you got alking more shit scousin
 Dark_Master_666: Oh.
 Pimp J: its my word that we were allies
CloudScar: Ok, so it is a game based on WW2.
 Dark_Master_666: Yeah.
 ScouSin: We were.
 Pimp J: and your word isnt any good
 ScouSin: You took it for blindness.
 Pimp J: no you didnt call off the alliance
 Pimp J: you just blindly attack me
 Dark_Master_666: http://www.enemy-territory.com is good.
 Dark_Master_666: Should try it..
Shindu: Joint Ops: Typhoon Rising kicks so much more ass than CoD ever will
 Pimp J: so im going to leave
 Pimp J: because theres no reason to play
 Dark_Master_666: My computer can't gandle Typhoon Rising haha.
 ScouSin: If attacking you to stop the strongest player from winning is blind attacking, then I am blindly attacking.
 ScouSin: Hah.
Shindu: NO
 Pimp J: your stupid
 ScouSin: Peace Pimp.
Shindu: I DONT WANT TO JOIN
 ScouSin: May your ignorance be your fall!
 Pimp J: see your laughing
 Pimp J: SCOUSIN YOUR A LITTLE FAGGOT
 Pimp J: SERIOUSLY SHUT THE FUCK UP
 Dark_Master_666: Dont argue with Scou.
Shindu logs out.
Shindu has logged in.
 Leproman: http://www.getcallofdutyyounoobsorelsebecausecallofdutyisthebestgameever.com/ is the best website ever.
 Dark_Master_666: He has powers
 Pimp J: IM A FOOLISH BOY AND IGNORANCE IS M FALL
** ScouSin adds "pimpj" to the ban list. **
 Pimp J: YOUR CONSTNATLY TAKLING SHTI AND IM NOT SUPPOSE TO GET MAD
** Pimp J has just triggered the spam filter. **
 Dark_Master_666: LOL
CloudScar: lmao
Unrecognized or inaccessible verb: who
Shindu: I DONT WANT TOT PLAY
 Dark_Master_666: No one else find that funny?
** ScouSin kicks Pimp J from the game. **

In a game of war, you'd think holding and breaking alliances would be part of the game.  Evidentally it wasn't to him.  A pity.

Some DBZer.

http://games.byond.com/forums/DevourerOfSouls/DuelMonstersExpert/index.cgi?action=message_read&id=302&forum=1&view=0

Holler:

Here we have a common breed of DBZer.  Bashus Shmuckus.  He is performing a ritual where he bashes a game and tries getting people to get interested in another, similar game.  Why he does this, I don't know, but I am sure the logical reasoning behind it involves low IQ, and poor education.

#1.

Okay okay okay...people on the Internet like to be fun-loving people with perfect grammar, so why should I rant about them?  BECAUSE IF YOU BELIEVED WHAT I JUST SAID, YOU SHOULD BE HUNG FROM A SET OF TEN FISHING HOOKS BY YOUR FINGER TIPS!  Seriously, some people are just...retardedly evil little shmucks, that you just want to use a broken bottle to play Tic-Tac-Toe on their faces.  Seriously, why must people do stuff just to ruin fun for others, knowing that noone will find them funny, but their own little twisted minds?  Are their parents over-abusive drunkards that liked rubbing their privates on their children?  Are they so negligent that they had to end up like Joe Dirt (if you never saw the movie, he's white trash)?  Seriously, E-mail me if you have a literal, honest reason why people want to just try to destroy.  I only want REAL, ACTUAL GUESSES, THEORIES, ESTIMATES, PROJECTIONS, GUESTIMATIONS, TELETUBBIES.  I don't want to hear about people saying they are retards who like to try giving themselves BJs, I want to see a psychiatrist tell me.  I am sick and tired of wondering why these people must insult others, and treat everyone else like dirt.  It hurts my head to think about it, so I'm going to stop.

Source: I made the above rant because someone just used a lagging program in a room on a Palace at http://www.thepalace.com and crashed the room for about a minute, just to make people get kicked out, and be a total jerk-off.  Because doing that is very mature.

Next, I must wonder what the hell 'noob' means.  I have been a member of the lovely community called The Internet for over 5 years, and I have heard this stupid insult constantly.  People calling each-other 'noobs', and people calling me a 'noob'.  I have been told two things; That it is the equivalent (or 1337 version (1337 rant for another day)) of newbie (which means someone new or inexperienced to a game), or that it means someone who is stupid (or in 1337 terms, a 'fag').  And you know what?  I think whatever your excuse for calling someone a 'noob' as a casual insult is, it doesn't matter.  I think a slit should be made across your chest, a cm long, not deep at all.  And everytime you say it again, a cm should be added to the slit.  And eventually, you'd be able to see who the retards are, because they'd have like, slits across their body, and have slits that like, circle them, because their slits are like, meters long.  Seriously, I'm sick of you 'noob fags omgwtflol'.  Dumbasses...

Source: Yesterday, I was playing Survival Project (SURP), which can be found at http://www.survival.com.my/ for your downloading and playing pleasure.  While I was playing, I was dueling some guy who came into the room and said that he wanted a free win on a noob like me.  However, I didn't know this until after the duel, when I looked over my log (I originally thought he told me to go easy on a 'noob' like him).  And in a duel, first to three kills wins.  He won the first round, then halfway through the second round when he was half dead, and I was still full, he called me a 'noov', which he fixed to say 'noob' (note while he typed this, I didn't hesitate to whale on him).  After I killed him, I called him a child.  After I won round three, he called me a 'noob', because he evidentally (according to him) had all level 6 equipment on his other main account (level 6 equipment is like, really premium stuff, and to have ALL level 6 equipment, is amazing.  Too bad I wasn't a moron who thought it was possible to have a second account with that stuff in less than a week).  After I took him out to end the match; 3-1, he didn't hesitate to leave.  People like that are just stupid...

Something that has been going on in the Internet for ages, is people being incoherent in their typing.  Seriously, I'm a minimalist myself, but if you have the brain capacity to type in the first place, typing 'you' instead of 'u', should not be harder than realising you have no life, and that you need to know that outside is still there (I know, that's hard for most Internet-retards, but you get my point).  I can understand using SOME shortenings, or not bothering for capitalisation or punctuation, but honestly, you spend enough time on The Internet, type right.  So for your reading pleasure, so you know just what it's like to read someone who uses Internet ebonics constantly (and so I finally know what it's like to talk like it), I will type a paragraph out using as many pieces of Internet ebonics as I can think of, and do it about one of my favorite things in the world, bacon:

i rely liek bacon it is rely tasty.  evn tho mah brthr thnks i wil di if i kep eting it i wil stil et it.  sumtims i et liek 8 stripz a day and its liek rely rely gud.  I AM RELY SKINY THO SO DONT GO THIKNG TAT I MA FAT O RI WIL RAPE UR MOM FAG LOL!!!!!!!1 :) :) :) :)  j/k tho i rely do liek bacon so u shud rely tri it cmon youll love ti!1!

Okay, that took me at LEAST 15 minutes of REAL trying to do.  I used periods though, because seriously, I will have empathy for my reader.  I will plug the above paragraph in the 12 year-old AOLer translator (can be found here: http://ssshotaru.homestead.com/files/aolertranslator.html ), to see if I was accurate:

I R3LY LEIK BACON IT IS RELY TASTY1!!1!!!1 WTF LOL AVN THO MAH BRTHR THNKS I WIL DI IF I K3P ATNG IT I WIL STIL AT IT1!!!1!11 OMG WTF LOL SUMTIMS I ET LEIK 8 STRIPZ A DAY AND ITS LEIK RALY R3LY GUD1!!!1! OMG IM RELY SKINY THO SO DONT GO THIKNG TAT I MA FAT O RI WIL RAEP UR MOM FAG LOL!!!1!1!!11!11111!!1!!!!11111!!1!!111111!!1!!1! LOL ) ) ) ) J/K THO I RELY DO LEIK BACON SO U SHUD RALY TRI IT CMON U LOVE TI11!!1!! WTF

Despite some obvious places where they differ...it is surprisingly similar to what I put (or the fact that it didn't translate most of the not-real words could be it).  Anyway, I hate to end this rant so adruptly, but I just hurt myself in typing like that.

Source: None, it has just been annoying me.

#2.

I like the people on the Internet, they think they're always right.  Even myself, and you.  It's no secret about humanity either.  We all think we're right, all the time, and rarely do we consider that we're wrong.  This is most evident in someone I met on Scarey Game 2.  His key is KnightBlade.  He seems like a respectable person, and even was nice to me, defending me when some lowlife insulted me.  So one day, noone likes the host, so I host.  Everyone rushes to my server.  Early in the round, I die while going down the escalator to the subway's second waiting room, only to find myself 'stair-glued' (when someone puts glue where you can't know ahead of time that it is there).  I myself, don't care if people do this.  After he died also, some guy asked how I died, and I said that KnightBlade stair-glued me.  Then KnightBlade starts to panic, saying that I'm lying, and that he didn't do it.  I told him that I knew it was him, but he said I lied.  So I banned him (I HATE liars).  He eventually starts telling his friend to get me to unban him.  And his friend starts showing me his messages.  Many of which involved calling me "dick sucker fucker ass bitch", and the like (yeah, that's supposed to make me unban you!)  So I simply tell his friend (Tunacan) that I don't have time for KB anymore.  And basically Tunacan showed me several of his messages where he calls me childish names and what-not, and that I'm a liar and other stuff.  Oh, and here's a big thing, evidentally I "suk on my mom."  I really didn't know that!  By far a waste of my time.  His main argument was that he was right, and I was wrong, and that I couldn't prove it.A pity too, I respected him.

Obsession.  This world is full of it.  But there's this type of person that gets so obsessed to a person or thing, that if you say in any way that you don't like it, they freak out.  An example of this is those really religious kids you knew from Elementary School, that just were so religious, that they would kill in the name of God, if they thought God told them to.  One of them was a friend of mine.  One day, he asked me how I think the world started.  So I explained some scientific theory, and he FLIPPED OUT.  He called me wrong, called me a Satanist, and everything in the book.  Eventually, he calmed down, and we moved on.  This example isn't as illogical as many others.  Another good example of this that Internet users can relate to, is some people who play Final Fantasy XI (11).  I seriously hate FFXI.  Some person asked me if I had it (some guy, didn't really know him).  I said that I thought it was a waste of money, and he called me all sorts of crap I'm sure everyone has already heard before.  I pity these people.

Arguments.

This crowd of people I will rant about are the kind of person that makes you angry, merely because they are too stupid to understand that you outsmarted them, and ARE smarter than them.  If not that, they do it just to try and piss you off, and end up sometimes succeeding (I admit, they have done this to me at times).

Picture this: You're playing a game on BYOND (link in previous rant), and you're having a good time playing one of your favorite games (let's say Mystic Journey, since many people play that, and many people there are stupid).  Suddenly, some jerkoff comes up to you, and tries to kill you!  There's one problem though...he is 1/4 your level, so he isn't succeeding.  He then proceeds to try and laugh at you for sitting there, laughing at your keyboard, saying something along the lines of: "omg cheater bitch!"  After 3-hitting the tormented soul, he talks to you over the pager, or if you're lucky, the global chat.  He proceeds to say you're a cheater, and that you should be banned for being a "fagget".  If the administration of your favorite game are not stupid, or know you, they probably won't take his word so suddenly (but knowing some of my readers...).  You proceed to tell him that he is a moron, and doesn't understand the game.  He then tries to sound smart in arguing with you, because evidentally he is smart, and knows '1337 arguing skills'.  Usually in doing this, he says that the game doesn't work like that, and he then says that he hates it when know-it-alls play such a great game (something like this is said to get the admins to like him, which sometimes can work).  He then says that you really aren't that smart, and have no life.  Oh, and another thing, don't make a typo, or he will go: "omgwtf u typo'd!  n00b!"  After the admins confirm that who you are arguing with is a total moron, they will take action against him (a mute would be a good punishment, I'd say, if he was serious).  After action is taken against him for being a moron, and basically telling the entire server that, he will threaten to go above the heads of the server to the game maker, or in BYOND's case, DanTom, and get you banned, and/or threaten to hack you.  It just gets sadder for him from there.

The above paragraph was a realistic interpretation of my meeting on Dragon Warrior Mythology, with someone with the key; "Elecman" (give him my regards).  The meeting only differed with the facts that he called me a 'hoe', for absolutely no reason, and that it didn't progress to the admins disciplining anyone.  He was my inspiration for writing this rant.

Keep in mind that oftentimes morons who argue and act like this will try to have proper capitalization and punctuation, to try and look a little more intelligable.  However, this doesn't prevent them from seeming like an aborted crack-child that somehow lived.  Oftentimes you know that you beat them, because they try to end the argument abruptly, claiming that they won, and that you lose.  As an added treat, they will usually try to tell you that you lost, and that trying to continue the argument shows that you are a(n) (insert insult you already used here), and that you lack (insert concept of human personality that you already mentioned he lacks here).  In reality, he is probably crying as he tells his parents that he wants to kill himself, because you offended him.  Oftentimes if you keep trying to continue the argument by pushing more truths and intelligent insults at him, he will make threats at you, like mentioned above, like getting you banned, hacking you, or if he lacks dignity and is really desperate, threaten to commit suicide because you.  At this point, you can not lose, but you can not win.  This can look really bad for you, since oftentimes gullible people will believe that he will commit suicide (note that I can not be sure if anyone is serious about this or not.  It is very common for people on the Internet to be obsessed over it which results in low self-esteem.  It is important to understand that people have screwed up their lives or otherwise killed themselves over the Internet before.  It is important that if someone does start threatening to commit suicide online, that you DO NOT try and push them.  This is a serious issue with today's culture, and no matter how stupid or desperate someone may be, it is NOT a good thing to push them to suicide, whether they are serious or not.  I can not stress this enough.)

In closing, people love to get into arguments over the Internet.  Stupid and intelligent people alike do it all the time.  This is because the Internet is for the most part, an anonymous 'ride', and that you for the most part are safe from others beating the crap out of you.  If you are ever at a loss, wondering if you should continue to argue, remember this important saying: Arguing over the Internet is like running in the special olympics.  Even if you win, you're still retarded.

Not Paying Attention.

Okay folks...before I get on with this rant, I gotta cool down, lest my computer explode by my mere wishing the death of these putrid morons...okay, I am fine now.  These people are the underdogs of the Stupid People.  They are less worried about or cared about, simply because they usually only ask a stupid question once in awhile.  Don't get me wrong people, it's okay to make a mistake, and miss the obvious once in a blue moon.  Just...oh my God...have good grammar when asking, and don't do it often, please.

Imagine this: You are playing your favorite game (once again to protect those who haven't played many games), Mystic Journey, when someone asks how you attack monsters (note that there is an attack verb).  Someone answers his question, and all is well.  Now, someone ELSE logs in.  This person asks how you MOVE.  Now now now...this may have been his first time playing on BYOND (regardless of the fact that he knows how to talk on the server's channel), so someone helps him, and all is well.  Now another guy logs in, and asks how you talk on the server's public channel (while talking on the server's public channel).  You then think to yourself; "What the hell?"  The rest of the server ignores him, assuming it's a lame joke.  But then this guy startst to really complain...in broken Enlglish!  Eventually, several people tell him to 'stfu'.  And so, the arguing starts.  5 minutes later, the admin boots the idiot.  The idiot then comes back in saying that 'the game suks for newbs!'  You then decide to tell him that he has been talking on the public channel the whole time.  After you do so, and the moron goes 'o', some other players bash him (this eventually leads to the player getting banned, because the other players are on the intelligent side of the "Arguments rant" I have on here.)

Now, this is just one instance of two that I will talk about.  Note that the variances of the above situation involve things like being told to do something upon logging in to learn about the game, or just being told something upon logging in, and being too much of a retard to remember what they were just told.

This next portion of this rant I will NOT do, since the basics of the rant (explanation and ammo) can be seen at http://games.byond.com/forums/WildBlood/HarvestMoonTrinityRanch/index.cgi?action=message_read&id=973&forum=1&view=0.  If you still aren't sure about it, know that it is said on the hub that noone else will host, and people CONSTANTLY request in the forums to host.

Why people are so stupid, I don't know, and I am afraid to know.  Just understand that we can fight such stupid people.  "I" suggest banning the morons to Hell.

Cheating.

We all know people cheat, it's no big deal.  Most of us cheated at one time or another in our lives, whether it was when we were young and playing a game, or on our yearly taxes.  But unfortunately, as we ALL know, people online oftentimes aren't bright, or good at keeping cheating inconspicuous.  So usually the problem can be remedied.  Allow me to explain this further.

Let's say you are playing your favorite game, where you play for a high score (in this case, BYOND, and you're playing "The Sky Is Falling", by Zi).  And, you are one of the best, which the high score shows clearly.  You aren't beating your fellow high scorers (who happen to be friends of yours) by much, or they aren't beating you by much.  But then you look at the high scores one day to see that some guy has beaten your score...almost doubling it.  Now, I don't know about you people, but in this case, I'd think something is strange.  But let's hypothetically say that the stranger who has a high score almost double yours, is instead a liar.  Someone who lies constantly, and that you know would cheat if he could.  Yeah, I know I didn't need to say that to make it obviously implied that he was cheating.

Double the score...yeah, what kind of dumbass thinks that it won't be questioned if it's DOUBLE your score!  That's right, the cheater.  Just so you get a visual aid of the situation, let me show you a snapshot of an example high score table: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v459/ScouSin/HighscoreTables.jpg

One of them might be one that is just a failure to be a decent human (Phoenix Man), while one of them may have lied about something in a game, but you exposed them (Ssj12Vegeto).  However, friends who actually get their scores (No_Fear_For_Me, Loto koto mi, and White Mage91 (not listed because his score wasn't high enough, but is still a skilled friend)), MIGHT'VE cheated, but you feel unlikely did it.  Now, you didn't see Phoenix Man get a high score until just now, a few minutes ago, when he came into the server you are in an brags about it, so you work to get proof that he is a cheater (because you know he's stupid enough to give you proof).  Here's some tidbits of what you might find out:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v459/ScouSin/PhoenixCheater.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v459/ScouSin/PhoenixCheater2.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v459/ScouSin/PhoenixCheater3.jpg

Notice how in the first two links, he clearly states that he cheated (especially in the second), yet in the third he tries to say he didn't, and does that corny yet stupid "I didn't, but if I did" gig.  Seriously, people like this are just funny in their extreme sadness.  Currently, this entire rant about these cheaters in this game has yet to be played out.  I know how to prevent this form of cheating, and I have proof that one of them cheated, and it's pretty obvious that the other two did.  If I have my way, they will get banned from the game, the form of cheating will have a coded fix, and the high scores will get wiped.  This rant that is more-so an explanation will get finished, when I see if the cheaters 'won', or if they failed in their obvious cheating.

Whining.

This post was originally supposed to be posted in response to http://maz.byond.com/forum/forum.cgi?action=message_read&id=586&forum=5&view=0, but Xooxer deleted it (not surprised, it was by far not forum behavior, which makes me even more proud of it).  This is an example of me genuinely pissed over the Internet (which happens very rarely).

I'm sorry to continue this soon-to-be flame war, but it sickens me when people just whine and bitch about something, when they don't do shit about it.

Wake up call, people are mean online.

Wake up call, people WILL go for cheap laughs at your expense if it's easy.

Wake up call, you could ignore them instead of whining like a baby.

Wake up call, you could just not login.

Wake up call, if you got other keys, use them or shut up. Noone cares if you're just a lazy fuck about it.

You sicken me beyond so much I have been sickened by today: Cheaters, elitist idiots, DBZers, and Arthosa (for the Hell of it). Why can't you use common sense? WHY IS IT SO HARD? What is your problem with common sense? Are you stupid? Do you just like to whine and bitch when you could do so much, but do nothing. I doubt Xooxer has time to give a flying fuck if people go "omgwtf tampon key" anymore than if I go into Chatters a random time and go "fuck Xooxer". He is not a baby-sitter. He will not try to resolve the situation just because you cry at a few jokes, and are too dimwitted to choose one of the obvious solutions!

To those who think I went "too far", I really am not worried about going too far. I have a problem with people as stupid as him, and unlike him, "I" do something about it. I tell him I disagree with him. If he responds in a stereotypical, ignorant fashion, I get a laugh and blow it off. If he tries harrassing me with it on the pager, I pagerban him. Like my process for solving problems on BYOND? Yes? Good, now shut the fuck up, and learn common sense, stupid!

Punishment

Oh man, I hate many-a-people who think they are above all reasonable concepts of the word "punishment".  People think they deserve no punishment for any of their actions.  Need some examples?  Waddya know, I got some!

Recently, Kristoph, Chrisownzj00, and NeoDestiny were on a Lode Wars server together, with Kris as an admin (I was there too).  Neither of the two really like Kris, for reasons I only know by hear-say, so I won't mention them here.  So one thing leads to another, and Chris starts calling Kris an abusive admin, and other childish remakrs (gay, fag, etc.)  Now I don't know how things work in most peoples' minds, but if someone came into a server "I" had administrative powers in, and called me a fag and abusive host, I would get banning.  Don't understand why?  Well if you're so stupid, I'll explain why it is easily a bannable offense when saying such things about an admin.  Kristoph was given administrative powers, and so the host has entrusted him to keep order in the server, and what-not.  Chris starts to insult Kris (note that Kris already banned Chris from another server, for whatever reasons, and not from this server yet, so it is clear he gave Chris a chance on this server), which is basically saying he doesn't like the server (or how it is run), so if he is unable to respect how the server works, then why should he be playing on it?  That's like logging into Pakman while I'm hosting, saying that I code like a DBZer, and not expecting a ban.  I'm not being an abusive host, you're just retarded.

Also mentionable in the above paragraph was how Chris called Kris an abusive admin.  This is a commonly known strategy among many pre-teen children.  You hit someone, then tell them that you'll hit them, because you're "gay" (or something).  It's a pre-emptive shield against what you fear or know they will do.  You know what I do when someone tries shielding themselves like that, when a banning is imminent?  Let's take a quiz to see what you think I do;

A. Laugh at their immaturity.

B. Ban them anyway.

C Get the last laugh.

D. All of the above.

That's right, just like poorly written multiple-choice tests, the answer is the rarely-occuring D.  I got no time for immature little children who are using their last resort to avoid punishment.  I don't plan to be a teacher, so you can go fuck yourself, kid.

Cheating, breaking the rules, and other things of the like are common sense.  If you break a rule, you get punished.  Ignorance is rarely (if at all) an excuse to break a rule.  I shall refer to Mobius Avalon (head of Icon Ultimate), and how he banned some lowlife known as "Pwnasaurus_Rex".  Mr. Rex ripped icons from Icon Ultima, and was banned by Mobius for it.  Rex went to the forums and apologized, in hopes that he be forgiven.  He even offered to make icons for IU too!  What a nice guy.  You know what Mobius did?  He kept him banned, and lectured him on WHY he was staying banned.  That was to me one of the best acts of administration I have seen in the BYOND community.  In Mobius' post, he talked about how Rex ripped icons on purpose, knowing it was against the rules.  This is true, Rex did.  He knew if he got caught, he'd be punished.  I bet he also thought he could weasel out of it with a slap on the rist or an unbanning by apologizing.  Abusing the fact that people can be mature and actually apologize, by swallowing their pride.  He thought Mobius would go "wow, you're mature, I'll give you another chance", but Mobius was smarter than that, and Mobius' ban stands even as the lowlife posts free icons (probably ripped) for IU.  If you break the rules on purpose, and if the person in charge is smart, then your punishment will be done, and kept active, you stupid, stupid lowlife.  There is hope for you, you could watch some classic fun instead of growing up: http://history.cookiethievery.com/080904/