We have all at one point experienced the problems of the puzzling puzzles of Kol....But now here is the saviour to your problem woes...its the puzzle solving page...Hurrah i here you cry....I will add solutions to puzzles around a week after they have been made because most people have solved it by then and its unfair to spoil the working out/ paying people for answers of the puzzles....

Possibly not a puzzle, yet for a n00b spelling their name can cause problems.....Firstly you must go equip some items and spend around 10 turns adventuring in either the haunted pantry or cobs knob....

Secondly you must get yourself 30 meat....this can be done by either adventuring in the places above or begging (begging is not reccomended).....

Next an easier task of going to the market and buying some chewing gum on a stick......pretty self explanatory....but first you must amass 50 meat to buy it...

Then you are given a headress (yay) and he then reccomends becoming stronger...this means increasing your level by 1....after that you are given an action figure body and an action figure head...you must stick them together...you will need to make meat paste (10 meat) to do this and click use on the meat paste and choose the two items...

The final task is to get a nice looking twig for his nest...this is done going to the market and purchasing a hermit permit and a chewing gum on a string.....you then go to the sewer and get a worthless item and take it to the hermitage in the mountains...exchange the worthless item for the golden twig and go visit the too oriole to complete your quest...upon completion you recieve your kol certificate of participation and therefore entry to the council of loathing... 

This is the first quest set by the council of loathing.....apart from the rat problem which may also be first but anyway here's what you have to do...

Firstly when you visit the cave it will say there is a swarm of flies blocking the entrance....to solve this problem you must visit the degrassi knoll and collect yourself a gnollish flyswatter...but remember to equip it to preservere through the cave...

Secondly there will be a heavy stone door with an identation the size of a rock....for this you need a big rock....to get the big rock you must visit the hermatage (go to the sewer and get a worthless item and remember a hermit permit) and get the ten leaf clover...if its not there get a fortune cookie which will tell you when it is...when you have the ten-leaf clover go to the market and get a casino pass and go to the casino and you will recieve a big rock

Now there is a lavatory troll who wants gravy...to get the fairy gravy go to the haiku dungeon and eventually you will get some...

Finally there is another door but this time with a locking mechanism....for this you must go the degrassi knoll again and get a spring, cog and sprocket...

Now you must face your enemy..this will be according to your character class...a high level is not particulaly needed i beat the enemy at level 25 with one hit of 12 damage

The Typical Tavern :-

This is an easy quest to complete...just kill 10 rats and thats it...although you will have to be around level 10 to do so...

The Boss Bat :-

This is another simple task....just go to the bat cave in the plains  and go to the entryway untill you find a pine-fresh air freshner...next equip and now enter the guano junction untill you get 3 sonar-in-a-biscuits and use them all...you then may fight the boss bat  ...easy as pie

Not a quest but still a fun thing to do....so anyway this how to get all of the tattoos...

Paint Pallet - Just deliver the missing paintbrush and paint back to the painter.

Character Class - Visit the painter while wearing no outfit.

Bugbear - Visit the painter while wearing the bugbear outfit (Bugbear Bunguard and Bugbear Beanie)

Hippy - Wear the filthy hippy outfit (Filthy Coudroys and Filthy Knitted Dreadsack) and visit the painter

Martini - Drink a martini and visit the painter

Mining - Wear the 7ft Dwarvern Miner's Outfit (7ft Dwarvern Mattock,  Miners Pants and Miners Helmet) and visit the painter

Knob Goblin Elite - Wear the Knob Goblin Elite Outfit (Knob Goblin Elite Polearm, Knob Goblin Elite Helm and Knob Goblin Elite Pants) and visit the painter

eXtreme Cold Weather - Wear the eXtreme Cold Weather Gear (eXtreme Mittens, eXtreme Scarf and Snowboarder Pants) and visit the painter

Knob Goblin Harem Girl - Wear the Knob Goblin Harem Girl outfit (Knob Goblin Harem Pants and Knob Goblin Harem Girl Veil) and visit the painter

Orcish Frat Boy - Wear the Orcish Frat Boy outfit (Orcish Frat Boy Pants, Orcish Frat Boy Baseball Cap and Homoerotic Frat Paddle) and visit the painter

Pirate - Wear the Pirates outfit (Swashbuckling Pants, Stuffed Shoulder Parrot and Eyepatch) and visit the painter

Hot and Cold Ninja - Wear the Hot and Cold Ninja outfit (Hot Ninja Pants, Cold Ninja Mask, Hot and Cold Katana) and visit the painter