- Recipe For Disaster (The Beginning)

- Sub-Quest #1: Saving the Dwarf

- Sub-Quest #2: Saving The Goblin Generals

- Sub-Quest #3: Saving The Lumbridge Guide

- Sub-Quest #4 Saving Evil Dave

- Sub-Quest #5 Saving Pirate Pete

Recipe For Disaster

The 100th Quest of RuneScape brings you all around Runescape to help save those who you've helped in the past!

The Main Part of the Quest is beginning the `Disaster`. Once you are done you are cordially invited to a banquet, this is where the fun begins!  Everyone is frozen in time and you must save them.  You must complete each subquest to finally finish off the quest.

 

Helping the Cook:

Items Needed: Player Made Fruit Blast, ashes, eye of newt, Greenman's ale, rotton tomato.

Skills: 10 Cooking

Quests: Cooks Assistant

Monsters: None

NPC: Cook, pub owner in Yanille, Blurberry or Gnome Bartender

Start Location: Talk to the Lumbridge Cook on the first floor.

Quest Walkthrough:

Starting Out: Talk to the Lumbridge Cook and he'll ask you for some more help.  Agree to help him and he'll give you a list of items which he needs for a banquet.

Some Weird Ingredients: The Cook will tell you that he needs a Dirty Blast, Glass of Greenman's Ale, a Rotten Tomato and an Eye of Newt.

A Dirty Blast: To get a Dirty Blast, make a Fruit Blast and add some ashes.

Glass of Greenman's Ale: Go to the pub in Yanille and buy a Greenman's Ale from the bartender

Rotten Tomato: Buy from a pillory.in Yanille

Eye of Newt: Buy from the Port Sarim Magic Shop, or the herblore shop in Taverly

Once you have all of the Ingredients bring them back to the Cook and he'll thank you.

Reward: One Quest Point and an Invitation to the banquet.

Subquest 1: Saving the Dwarf

Dwarf: Rock Cake

Items needed: 500 gp, ice gloves (to make the quest shorter), bucket of milk, BOWL of water, flour and an egg...If possible an Unlocked Ring of Charos is good to have (must complete Creature of Fenkenstrian and start Garden of Tranquillity)

Skills needed: None

Monsters: None

NPC: Dwarf, Gypsy, Rohak, a Rising Sun bartender,

Start Location: .Inspect the Frozen Dwarf in the banquet

Quest walk through:

The People have been frozen in time by the Gypsy and only their favorite foods can set them free, now it is up to you to free them.

The Dwarf's Dad: Go into the shortcut under the White Wolf Mountain and talk to the Old Dwarf.  Talk to him until you mention the dwarf and needing a Rock Cake, he will then tell you that he is Rohak, the Dwarf's Dad.  He will tell you that he will not give you the recipe. 

Getting A Recipe: Go to the Rising Sun bar in Falador and talk to one of the bartenders.  Ask her about a recipe for dwarves and she will need 200 gp for it.  Pay her then she will tell you that you need to put a gold coin into a glass of Asgarnian Ale.  Buy some ale (about 5-10 will do) and use a coin (1 gp) with each glass.  Now talk to Rohak and keep offering him drinks until he tells you that you are his friend and that you may now know the recipe.  Ask him for it and he'll tell you that he needs a bowl of water, bucket of milk, flour, and an egg.  Bring him the ingredients and he'll make the hot rock cake. (before picking up the cake you may want to read: cooling the cake).

Cooling the cake: When picking up the cake, if you have some, wear ice gloves to immediately cool it off.  If not it isn't a problem.  Go to the Ice Mountains (where the Oracle is) and kill an Ice Fiend (level 13).  When you kill one the Rock Cake will cool down.  Now bring the cake to the banquet and use it with the Mountain Dwarf.

                     

Sub-Quest #2: Saving The Goblin Generals

Requirements:

Skills: None

Quests: Goblin Diplomacy

NPCs: MudKnuckles, Gnome Bartender, (Maybe: Aggie, Lletya)

Items: Charcoal, bread, fishing bait, spice (gnome or regular), orange, knife, a dye (blue, purple, green - either one) and a bucket of water.

Now that you've saved the Dwarf, its time for the Goblin Generals.

Goblin Cook and His Experiment: After inspecting the goblins walk to the small Goblin 'Fort' North-West of Falador.  Go down the ladder into the Goblin Cook's kitchen and talk to him.  He will help you if you help him. He needs a piece of Charcoal for his experiment.  Buy some Charcoal from other players or the General Store near Tai Bwo Wannai.  Give him the Charcoal and his experiment will begin (it is a cutscene.)

His Experiment was a success! He now knows how to create 'fast food' now he will help you.

Double Trouble:

Mudknuckles will tell you that the Goblin Generals are always fighting...One likes oranges, but the other hates the color.  Once likes maggots, but the other doesn't.  Once likes crisp bread, but the other likes his soggy. 

Getting the Ingredients:

Dyed Orange: The Gnome Bartenders sell oranges Talk to the gnome bartender or buy some from the other gnome wandering around the bar (his are only 2gp while the bartender's is 20gp).  Use a knife on the orange to cut it into slices now use either blue, purple or green dye on the orange.

Maggots: Get some Fishing bait and use some (gnome) spice on them.

Soggy Bread: Make/Buy some bread and use a bucket of water on it to make it soggy.

Give the Ingredients to Mudknuckles and he'll make you a Slop of Compromise.  Bring it to the Goblins to complete this sub-quest.

                   

Sub-Quest #3: Saving The Lumbridge Guide

Requirements:

Quests: Chompy Bird Hunting

Skills: None

Items: egg, bucket of milk, cake tin, flour,

The Gypsy will tell you to talk to Traiborn in the Wizards' Tower.

Triaborn and Using Guidance: Triaborn will ask for:


(an egg, a pot of flour and a bucket of milk)

Using your Guidance:

Bring him the Ingredients buy he tells you that you need to enchant them using guidance.  Your first task is picking the right person.

Enchanting the egg:

Here is a list of some of the people we had:

Green ghostly person - Velorina (from Port Phasmatys)
Lady in purple - Gertrude
Man in white - Ali Morrisane
Muscleman in purple - Unferth
Kingly man in white/red outfit - King Lathas
Man with a ponytail holding a book - Reldo
 

Enchanting the Milk:

You will need to answer some RuneScape Questions... Here are some answers to the questions we had.  We gave some of the questions small hints so you don't have to immediately look at the answers :)

Question: A gold ring is to 5, as a holy symbol is to...
Hint: Think of a Skill

Hint 2: Skill Level

Answer: 16 (crafting level)

Question: If I'm going to need glass, first I will need:
Answer: Sand, Bucket, Soda ash, Glass blowing pipe

Question: What is the nearest guild to the Fishing Platform (as the seagull flies)?
Hint: One of the hardest quests is started here...

Answer: Legends

Question: I'm in a bar west of Pollnivneach. Where am I?
Answer: Bandit camp

Question: I can hear howling in one direction and buzzing in the other - where am I?
Hing: Wolves, Bees - a town inbetween the two.
Answer: Catherby

Question: What ingredients are used in a cake?
Answer: Flour, Eggs, and Milk

Question: What doesn't lie between Morytania and Asgarnia?
Answer: Keep le Faye

Question: The river salve runs from?
Answer: North to south

Question: How much gp does it take to bribe a guard at the toll gate to Al Kharid prior to earning their trust?
Answer: 10

Question: What is the defence level requirment to wear a Mystic Hat?
Answer: 20

Question: Which tower is closest to the Crafting guild?
Answer: Dark wizards

Question: The combat level of goblins near Lumbridge is...
Answer: 2

Question: A glass vial is to 33, as a glass orb is to...
Answer: 46

Now that you've answer all the questions he will enchant the milk.

Enchanting the Flour

Here you will have to tell him which items were where etc. We've provided you with all of the questions/answers (pICTURE at left)

Question: How many types of runes were there? Answer: 2

Items: Ball, Flypaper, Potato seed, Onion seed, Cadava berries, Jangerberries, Herring, Salmon, Dwellberries, Mithril arrow
Question: Which of the following items were NOT shown to you? Answer: Trout

Items: Wolfbane, Bloated toad, Distillator, Cider, Dwarven stout, Chef's delight, Jade, Opal, Chaos talisman, Mind talisman
Question: Which item began with the letter "m"? Answer: Mind Talisman

Items: Air rune, Maple longbow, Magic shortbow, Tomato seed, Unholy Book, Poisonivy berries, Coconut, Water rune, Logs, Black longsword
Question: How many weapons were you shown? Answer: 3

Once you have the ingredients make a cake as normal with the enchanted ingredients then give it to the Lumbridge Guide.
               

Saving Evil Dave

Start Location: Lumbridge Castle Banquet.

Quests: Shadow of the Storm (which requires The Golem), Gertrude's Cat (you must own a cat).

Skills: 25 cooking.

Items: Loads of stews (maybe 15+) buy or make them, a cat (kittens are too slow, as well as overgrown cats) wily cats are good. 

Starting Out: Inspect Evil Dave and the Gypsy will tell you to go to his house in Edgeville.  Bring your cat and go to Edgville, talk to Doris and tell her that you are EVIL!!!  ...

Learning the Recipe: Go down the trap door and talk to evil Dave.  Ask him for the recipe (after trying to tell him that he's stuck in a time bubble...) and he'll tell you it was his mum's recipe.  Talk to Doris and she'll tell you she puts an certain amount of spices (red, orange, yellow and brown) to make a good stew.  But all of Dave's Hell Rats ate the spices.

Saving Dave with a cat: Bring your (wily) cat and kill hell rats to get the spices.  Now a good technique (which I used after many attempts of failure) was to try each spice individually.  Let's start with orange: Get some orange spice and use it with a stew. Ask Dave if this was the right flavor.  If he says Yes, that means there was only one thing of orange, if he says No; try with two doses of orange spices.  Once you have the right orange Write It Down.  Now move on to erm...Brown.  Try 1,2,3,4 doses of brown till you get the right one.  Then try yellow and finally red.  Once you have the right amounts written down mix them all and he'll take a sip and say that it's EVIL!! (also how evil your cat is)  Use your Spicy stew with Dave.

Reward: 7,000 Cooking exp
Ability To make Spicy Stew
Ability to own a hell cat
More access to the Culinam. Chest and
1 quest point.

If you don't want a hell cat use some milk on it.

Saving Pirate Pete

Start Loc: Inspect Pirate Pete in the Lumbridge Castle Hall.

Monsters: Mudskippers (31), Giant Crab

Quests: Pirate's Treasure

Skills: 31 Cooking

Items: Fishbowl, needle, bronze wires (x3), Pestle and Mortar, Raw Cod, Bread, knife. (chisel if you want to make crab helm and claw)

Ask the Cook EVERYTHING on how to make a Fish Cake.  Now you can make each item.

Breadcrumbs: Use Knife -> Bread

Ground Cod: Use Pestle Mortar -> Cod

Mogre Camp (bring your bronze wire and needle and fishbowl now) Talk to Murphy and he'll ask for a fishbowl.  He'll now give you diving gear.  Ask to be sailed away (you must have low KG 20- is good, as well as no cat) 

Kelp: Pick some Kelp around the area.  And grind it up w/ your pestle and mortar.

Rocks: Collect 5 rocks

Crab Meat: Talk to Nung and he'll ask for some (5) Mudskipper hides.  Give them to him and he'll ask for some bronze wire(3) and a needle.  Give them to him and he'll let you kill the giant crabs.  Kill some for their meat and grind it up.  If you want to bring a chisel and cut their shells and claws to make crab armor.

Ask the cook how to cook it and use the fishcake on Pirate Pete.

Reward:
1k crafting, cooking, fishing, smithing exp
1 quest point
Access to the Mogre Camp (wear your diving gear)

Note: you can't bring mudskipper hides to the surface, but Nung will tell you that he will sell you some in the future (hmmm).