The Story of Marth
Long ago, before any life existed on any planet, a comet (Lunar I'll call it) hurdled through space. It didn't have a set corse, except it was being dragged toward the planet Marth from it's gravity. What was destined to happen next had to come sooner or later and it was a lot sooner than we could've predicted. Lunar collided with Marth, breaking off a large chunk of both rocks. The smaller chunk of Marth, now known as Mars, drifted towards Jupider, collecting matter and reforming as a planet along the way. The smaller part of Lunar made up a small portion of the larger chunk of Marth, our Earth, forming part of the Mantle in the layers of our Earth. The larger part of Lunar is what we know as our moon, also reformed causing a few crevises in its surface. Today, however, all of those people who call themselves "scientists" are so shallowminded and have to much pride to think of this or ask children who actually are open-minded until they poison our minds with "higher" education.
Anime Relations
1) Inuyasha's half-sisters are Fuka and Tsukasa. They are related through their mother.
2) Inuyasha's half brother's, Sesshomaru, Youko and Illpalazo through their father.
3) Inuyasha's cousin, Washu through his father's sister who is one of the Jirai.
4) Inuyasha's great great grandson, Ranma, Inu married Kagome (or Sara! Whoever you want! DON'T KILL ME SARA!!).
5) Youko's cousins, Shippo and Koto through his mother's sister.
6) Shippo and Koto, brother and sister.
7) Ryouko and Ryouki, Washu's "children."
8) Kurama, Youko's human form.
9) Kurama's brother's, Ryou and Kenshin.
10) Kurama, Kenshin and Ryou's half-sister, Eileen through mother.
11) Eileen's half-brother, Jin through father.
12) Kurama, Kenshin, Ryou and Eileen's cousin, Koji through their mother's sis.
13) Jin's famous uncle, Lucky through his mother.
14) 18&17, brother and sister.
15) Malik, Mihoshi&Isis, brother and sisters.
16) Bit&Fiona, brother and sister.
17) Link&Zelda, brother and sister.
18) Koji, cousin to all the afore mentioned through his father's siblings.
NEW RELATION!! 19) Thatz, Kenshin, Kurama, Ryou and Eileen are all siblings!
20) Eva and Izzy are Thatz's cousins.
21) Hiei and Rath are related to Tsukasa and Fuka through their father.
22) Me and Laura are distant relatives of Hiei and Rath.
23) Rune and Tintlet Zelda and Link's cousin.
Link and Zelda: Twins
In the land of Hyrule, one of the kings two wifes gave birth to twins. One a boy and one a girl who they named Link and Zelda... the queen had already loved a soldier of the Hyrule army when she was forced into marriage with the king. She got pregnant only the children where not the king's... they where the soldier's. The king didn't know thins and thought Link and Zelda where his son and daughter. He never had any idea that the Queen and soldier were seeing each other in private. Then one day, when the twins were a year old, Hyrule was thrown into a five year war. The only thing they knew was that it was for the Triforce. With two peices of the Triforce in the prince and princess, they had to be hidden or the unknown evil would destroy Hyrule and dominate the world with darkness. The King and first Queen snatched up a crying Zelda and hid in the Keep. The mother of the children decided her son must be taken away from his sister and hidden from the evil that threatened them. She grabed the sleeping baby, mounted a horse and set off. She hesitate behind some bushes to find the best place for him to live. Just when she spotted the forest as the safest place, the horse under her had been shot by and arrow and fell over as she was impaled by two arrows in her side. As a trail of crimson blood followed her, she went as fast and she could in the forest, the sounds of war gradually fading. She could sense the youth captured in this forest, nothing seemed to be aged except for the giant tree she saw ahead. She somehow knew Link would be safest there. She finally made it into the Deku Tree's medow and collapsed, the baby now crying. A green-haired girl, Saria, hade walked into the medow and panicked when she saw the dying woman and the crying baby. The queen begged for the tree to watch her child as he grew up and telling all that she knew about her son and on her last breath she said the boy's name and went limp. Pale and soaked in her own blood, she was dead, with the idea that Link would never have to experience the horror and chaos of Hyrule.
Pokemon Clones
I have a theory on the clones from Pokemon: The First Movie. You have to wonder, why the Pokemon they tried to clone before never lived. Why did the same basic Pokemon Mewtwo clone, live? Well this is wht I have to rant about today! (YAY!) I think, that the scientists tried to get the Pokemon to be EXACTLY the same like build a model the same exact way perfect! The machinary and DNA was stressed on so much, that it turned out weaker and the Pokemon died. A living thing needs to have its own personal traits, the way I see it. Identical twins aren't even comepletely the same in every way. When Mewtwo made clones of the Pokemon so that they'd be slightly difference in appearance. I don't think that was enough though because some of them looked identical anyway. So I think that the clones are the opposite gender of the original they were cloned from. Examples are the Pikachu and the Meowth who had higher pitched voices than the original, but I guess Meowth didn't notice it. There are girls that look and sound like guys you know. I think that the clones were also made to think that their originals were evil and had to be punished. Or maybe they thought that being a clone was like being shadowed by the original so everyone thought of them as the same. That's why they got upset with eachother and fought. Pikachu refused to fight because he saw a Pikachu who wanted to be itself not thought of as a copy or the same. Pikachu dicided to stay standing and let it do what it wanted, to she it had its own life and they were different. I think the clone Pikachu (I'm sorry for calling it that! I don't know how to tell you their the different Pikachu!T_T) realized that and that's why it started crying. All well... that rant sucked! Ignore it if you must...
Rune's Side Jobs
Rune
Celtic Guardian Legolas
There are a lot of elves in anime and video games, ne? Well... I've narrowed it down to the original elf through extensive research and many Cheatos...
~Yesterday~
Me: Hey Eileen?
Eileen: What?
Me: Who do you think came first? Rune, Legolas, the Celtic Guardian or Link?
Eileen: Rune...
~Back to my Babble~
Anyways... I think that while being a main character in Dragon Knights, Rune was running low on money. While going out one day, he saw an ad for a part in Lord of the Rings for an actor to play Legolas. Rune had no idea how this poster got into the anime world, but he went to try out for the part anyway. He noticed himself become realized rather than a pretty anime guy. There were a lot of people trying out for Legolas but nothing a sword couldn't help... (laughs evilly). So to make a long story short, he got the part and was shipped to New Zealand to shoot the movie. Upon his return, the whole cast of Dragon Knights (Not to mention Mineko Ohkami) were mad that they had to deal with a look-alike idiot for a long time. After much anger, Rune was out of the cash he got because it all "disappeared" in a week. (Go Thatz!) Basically, he needed another job... again but one that wouldn't keep him away from Dragon Knights. So one day, he found an ad for the Celtic Guardian in Yu-Gi-Oh. He got the job but discovered that he had to cut his hair (Rune: *whimpers*). So from that day till his hair grew back, he wore a wig.
Teachers
When you were really young, how many times have you accused teachers of being aliens? Too many of you have, sadly. Now why is it, that they need so many children supervised by adults? Well I'll tell you... how many groups of children are there? Geeks... cool kids... insane ones... weirdos... smart kids... outcasts... those girls... so many more. Another qyestion. How many zookeepers does it take to watch an exhibit? One? Two? Teachers... are DOCUMENTARYISTS!! I know... our table has been supervised since a week into school. We are definetly an odd group... teachers seem to hang around us and there are only four children... Teachers are able to master children for a reason... information... they take notes on our behavior and sent it back to HQ (Board of Ed.). Anyone have info on this case? Tell me! ^^
The Grinfish Theory: My Theory
Today, in the locker room, Eva, Izzy, Laura and myself got into the conversation of Grinfish's name. This led to many things such as late nights for me and an arguement between Laura and Eva on whether fish grin or not. Laura took the side that fish could grin and Eva said they don't. It took three days on Neopets before the definition of grin brought down the arguement. Anyways... what I think happened is in the following dialogue... and anyone who's a strict Christian... don't be offended... I'm a Christian too...
Grinfish's Mommy: *is asleep*
Fish: *appears* Mary-er-woman!
Grinfish's Mommy: *wakes up* Huh? *screams* OH MY GOD!! A FLOATING FISH!!
Fish: Hey! Don't scream! Anyway... I've been sent from God...
Grinfish's Mommy: God?
Fish: Yes God... God... of... PRETZELS!!
Grinfish's Mommy: ... Well THAT'S stupid!
Fish: NO INTURRUPTIONS!! The child you are pregnant with is a boy!
Grinfish's Mommy: Eight months! EIGHT MONTHS!!! I wanted it to be a surprise but NOOOOO! Some stupid fish comes after eight months and ruins it!
Fish: ... Anyway... you will name you're child... GRINFISH!
Grinfishes Mommy: ... Grinfish? Why Grinfish?
Fish: *grins* Because a grinning fish told you so...
Grinfish's Mommy: Then wouldn't it be Grinningfish?
Fish: *pulls out chef's knife* DON'T QUESTION ME!! JUST OBEY!! Now... go back to sleep...
Grinfish's Mommy: I can't... I'm awake...
Fish: Then just... sit there!
Grinfish's Mommy: *is asleep*
Fish: ... *leaves*
And there you go... that's how I think Grinfish got his name... she had the baby that night because the fish scared the baby. She went back to sleep but woke up claiming that she was drunk the night before. She saw a fish that told her to name her kid Grinfish and then wasn't pregnant anymore. She tried renaming the kid be he would only respond to Grinfish.
DO NOT QUESTION MY LOGIC!! IT WOULD BE A DANGER TO YOUR PHYSICAL AND MENTAL BEING!!
