Vortag is da team kaptin an da big star ov da team. In is kustom armor wiv flamez painted on it e bonks da uvver team an skorez touchdowns. Is record is 3 touchdown in one game! Dats right! Dats 3, da numba just befor "lotz!". Many of da fanz koldn't even kount all of is touchdown.

But even if e skorez lotz of touchdowns dat dos not make im a softie. E bonks da opposin playaz as well!

It is also rumored dat e as an affair wiv Morkette from da Orctown Ardgirlz. Lucky im!

Urgon is da uvver blitza in da team. Even if e dos not skore as many of dem touchdown tingz as Vortag e konsentrates more on smashing da opposin playaz! First e kraks some bonez in da opposin team an den e skores! Now, dats smart ork tinking! Yoo woldnt see ummies or pansies kome up wiv a great plan like dat!

Morka is a sure favorit among da girlz wiv is good lookz an andsom skarz. E also enkurages dis by smackin down opposin playaz an takin sovenirz for som lucky girl among da fanz. Da ref is not always appy wiv Morka runnin away viw a piece of an opposin playaz armor to giv to some girl so Morka as also taken sovenirz for da ref from time to time!

Strom loves playing blood bowl an tinks dat da bestest part is to bash opposin playaz! (An all ov da uvver playaz in da Ardboyz agree wiv im!) But not all blood bowl playaz are as ard as orkses so Strom as broken a pansie playa. E tried to tell da pansie kootch dat dey just needed to sew da ead back on so it kould eal but da pansies woldnt lissen. Dey kold use som ork smartiness! Strom was just wurrid dat dere wold be no pansies left to play wiv da next match sins dey break so easy.

Torak as played wiv da Ardboyz for a long time now but befor dat e played for da "Iron klaw rippaz". But after a game when da Ardboyz almost wiped em out e desided dat da Ardboyz was da team to play for! E even moved to Orctown. An after e smacked some skeptikal orkses in da ead all of Orctown tinks it's a good idea. An in da team e as really bekom "one of da boyz"!

Sins der is so many great playaz in da Orctown Ardboyz Gorko spends most of is time sittin in da dug-out an lookin at da uvver playaz play. But don't tink dis is because e is bad. E is a better Blood bowl playa den most uvver team's star blitzas! But it is just dat da rest of da Ardboyz is even betta! An e takes over sometimes when som uvver playa gets bonked or e manage to persuade someone to let im out to bonk a pansie!

Vort is anuvver reserv playa. But just as wiv Gorko dis does not mean dat e is no good. In fakt, e is da Orctown Ardboyz gobbo throvving champion. E managed to throv da gobbo lotz of steps away. Some orks suspekt dat "Da stompa" should ave won da contest if e ad not eaten is gobbo but da rulez is very strikt on dis. If yoo eat da gobbo, yoo do not get anuvver one!

An for all yoo smart orkses out der who wonder why Ooan didn't win I kan say dat da kontest was just for da playaz!

Karog is a veteran from many waaaghz an knows eksaktly ow to bonk an opposin playa. E just keeps gettin more an more kasultys an fatalitys. Many ork komentatorz tink dat Karog might be a real star some day. An we all agree. Da only wuns who do not like dis is all da pansies an ummies who get bonked!

An sins e is alwayz bonkin opposin playaz Karog is a sure it wiv da fanz. Whenever e bonks a new viktim all da fanz scream "Go Karog! Go Karog!"

Gorm kurrently hold da Orctown Ardboyz rekord for most kompleted passes ever! E as kompleted 1 pass. On is way to da fight e saw da ball an throvved it away so dat noone would trip on it. Noone was more suprised den Gorm when somone aktually kaught it!

Recently Targ klaims dat e also kompleted a pass but we all know dats a lie! So Gorm still olds da rekord.

When e is not usin such fansy pansie taktikz e usually just picks up da ball an runs wiv it to Vortag or Urgon for a kvick and-off.

Dont say dis to im but Targ is a bit mad. E is wun of da few survivorz of Dok Urlogs brein surjury an e's got da skarz ta proov it! E as never kompleted a pass like Gorm (If e ad den Gorm wouldnt ave da rekord, now would e?) but e as killed an opposin playa. E lovez a fight but since e as not so much armor e as to rely just on is orkyness not to get urt. An even if e gets urt, dats someting an ork kan andle, right?

In order to try to skore more of dem touchdownz Ooan is tinkin about not allowing Targ to block someone untill e as anded of da ball in eac match. Kootch Ooan alwayz as da bestest planz!

Gloduk joined da team after loosin a bet to boos-kootch Ooan. Dey met in a bar an started a really great fight. After a while they desided to make it all a bit more interestin. Ooan suggested a eadbuttin kontest. If Ooan won den Gloduk would join da Ardboyz an if e lost den would not join. Gloduk tinked dis was a great idea. Of cours kootch Ooan won da kontest an Gloduk joined da team. But it was really Gloduk who was da winna since e now get to play in da bestest blood bowl team in da oole wurld!

Ontag fighted under da command of Ooan in Waaa-ooan an when Ooan decided to form a blood bowl team e simply followed im. Ontag is speciulised in bonkin da opposin playaz wivout killin dem. See, if e kills em dere will not be enuff playaz when da Ardboyz meet em da next time an dey will do one of dem walkover tingz or dere will be so few playaz left that all da Ardboyz will ave to chase dem over da pitch to get a fight! It takes a smart black ork to kome up wiv an advanced plan like dat, I kan tell yoo! Yoo can really see dat e as been fightin wiv Ooan kos Ooans smartyness spreads to da orkses around im!

Ungrott is da third black ork blocka in da team. It is rumored dat dok Urlog has performed "experimental surjury" on im an dat is da reson dat e wears his speciul elmet wiv a face mask. Nobody knows if dis is truu or not. (Exsept Ooan, kos Ooan know everyting!)

Uvver dan dat, not much is known about Ungrot so e remains a mysterius an dangerus playa!

Da Stompa is da newest playa in da team. E was diskovered when boss-kootch Ooan went down to da riva to teetch da gobbo who spillt food all over im a lesson. After throvvin da gobbo into da riva Ooan saw a big riva troll comin up from da riva an started beating da gobbo. Ooan immediatly saw a great blood bowl potential in da troll. "Now dat troll can bonk!" e said. E kvickly ran after is big bonkin club and attacked da troll. After a big fight Ooan came back to Orctown, draggin da troll after im an sayin "dis is da new blocka!".

Da Stompa might not understand all da aspekts of blood bowl (like passing, taktiks, not eatin da ref, pickin up da ball, not eatin da ball...) but e is a great blocka! Is first match was a bit dissapointin since e spent most of da time sleepin but in da sekond match (After boss-kootch Ooan ad a little "talk" wiv im) e seemed to get what da game was all about an killed 2 pansies!