Buy uffishial
stuff!
In dis sektion yoo can buy uffishial Orctown Ardboyz stuff, or murkundais as da ummies call it. And remember dat da Orctown Ardboyz fanz are da bestest and win all da fights so it is good to be one. And if yoo ave a Ardboyz t-shirt da fanz know yoo are one of dem so the dont beat yoo up!
To order someting just write down what you want (or paint a pikture of it if yoo kant write) an your name an adress (or draw a map) an put it in a box together wiv da teef or gold peices. Den send da box to dis adress:
Da Orctown Ardboyz
Orctown
Da badlandz
Also write "Oi! Vungor! Keep your andz of dis box or Ooan will beet yo up!" on da box. Vungor is our mailboy an sometimez e opens our boxes. E needs to be learnt a lesson!
Da stuff!
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Da T-shirt Da uffishial Orctown Ardboyz T-shirt wiv da logo on da front and da back of a t-shirt on da back! And of cors it is in da nice Ardboyz kolorz, blu an red! Made in da highest quality by goblin slavez. Avavibel in 4 sizes: Troll, Ork, Gobbo and Snotling! Price: 3 teef or 10 gold pieces |
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T-shirt -
Speciul limited ummie edition! Yoo don't ave to be an ork to be a Ardboyz fan! So we ave made dis speciul edition t-shirt for all our ummie fanz. Da front sez "It's good to be green" (Kos ummies isn't green, see!) and dey ave da Orctown logo on da back instead of da front. Only avavibel in 2 sizes: Ork and Gobbo (kos all da ummiez is da same size) Price: 15 gold pieces |
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Da Ardboyz
kalender A great kalender wiv pikturez of da Orktown Ardboyz. Wiv 3 diffrunt pages: "Today", "Tomorrow" and "Latur". And wen yoo ave reached "latur" yoo just start from da beginning again! Dis way yoo never need anuvver one! Wiv dis great kalender yoo never forget when it's time to go to Waaagh again! Price: 2 teef or 7 gold pieces |
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Da Ardboyz
kalender - Ummie edition Ummies and pansies always komplikate tings so dey use many differunt dayz and monfs an yeers and stuff. So we made a speciul ummie kalendur wiv 12 differunt pages wiv pikturez of da Ardboyz. It also as some blank pages in kase dey make up even more of deese dayz. Since dey are so unpraktikul dey ave to buy new ones all da time so we smart orkses can make lotz of money from dem! Price: 15 gold pieces |
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Da Ardgirlz
kalender Anuvver great kalendur wiv pikturez of da bestest looking orkses in all of da Badlandz. Wot could be better when yoo wake then to ave them look down at yoo from da wall? 3 differunt pages marked "today", "tomorrov" and "latur" like da Ardboyz kalendur. It also as 2 bonus pikturez yoo kan use when yoo got notting to remember! Price: 2 teef or 8 gold pieces |
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Da Ardgirlz
kalender - Ummie edition Why would ummies want to see pikturez of beutiful orkses I ear yoo saying. But we know dey do! Everyone likes da Ardgirlz! As usual wiv ummie kalenders dere's lotz of dayz and monfs an yearz and stuff. Price: 15 gold pieces |
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Da baseball
cap A nice cap to wear on da ead! It's red an blu an it as da Orctown Ardboyz logo on da front. It kan also be used as a eadbuttin at. Avavibel in 4 sizes: Troll, Orc, Gobbo an Snotling Price: 3 teef or 10 gold pieces |
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Da sesun
ticket If yoo do not want to miss a singel match den da sesun ticket is for yoo! Wiv dis yoo kan see all da matches on da Orctown stadium. An yoo kan also kom an see wen da Ardboyz train! Yoo get to sit in da speciul "sesun ticket"-seetz that is much better then normal seetz! An all sesun ticket kom wiv a free bonkin klub dat yoo can beet up uvver fanz viw. So viw a sesun ticket yoo are all set for all da fun! Price: Lotz of teef or 100 gold pieces |
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Da fanklub
membership All orkses knows dat ummies is not so intelligunt but dey as aktually kome up wiv one smart ting. An dat is da konsept of a fanklub. It works like dis: Yoo send us money an den yoo kan say yoo is in da fanklub. An dat is good. So don't miss all da fun of bein in da fanklub. Send us money today! Price: 2 teef or 8 gold pieces. |
All prices is in teef or gold pieces for dem strange ummies. Noot dat we dont aksept ummie, pansie or gobbo teef! Anyone kan bash an ummie in der ead an steal der teef so dey is not wurf anyting! So normally we wold only aksept ork teef but since some of out fanz live far away from orkses they ave a ard time getting teef we ave desided to aksept some uvver teef as well. All of theese teef will be wurf as much as a ork toof.
Ogre teef, vampaiur fangs, demon fangs, kold vun fangs, dragon ogre teef, troll teef, dem big lizardboyz teef (not da small or orksized ones!), any monsta teef biggur then 1 and.
Abowt sizes
Most kloves is avavibel in 4 sizes - Troll, Orc, Gobbo an Snotling. Now most ummies will tink dat dey is not ork or gobbo so dey kan nut wear our kloves. Dey is wrong! We ave made dis smart tabel were you kan see if you is as big as a troll, ork, gobbo or snotling. Just see below!
| Size | Will also fit on: |
| Troll | Ogres, big lizardboyz, gretur demonz, treemen, minotaurz, rat ogres |
| Ork | Big ummies, medium lizardboyz, normal demonz, stunties, beestmen, dem fat lizardtoods, kaos warriurz |
| Gobbo | Ummies, pansies, zombiez, skeletons, vampaiurz, small lizardboyz, skaven, small beestmen, squigz |
| Snotling | Ummie an pansie kidz, nurglings |