Behind da legund

So, yoo ave seen da playaz in Orctown Ardboyz... But dats not all dere is to da team. Nowadays yoo need more den just good playaz in order to ave a succussfull blood bowl team. An since da Ardboyz is da bestest blood bowl team dere is dey also ave more orkses den just da playaz! First dere is da kootches led by boos-kootch Ooan and den dere is da dok and of course da great cheerleadin skwad, da Orctown Ardgirlz. But since da Ardgirlz are soo popular dey ave gotten a sektion of dere own.

Kootches

Boss-kootch Ooan the Unstoppable: Da big warboss of da team. E tellz all da playaz what dey should do an tink out all da great planz. Unfortunatly we do not ave a pikture of im right now since e is a very busy ork an does not ave time to stand around so dat a gobbo kan paint a pikture of im! Ooan used to be a great warlord an as lead lotz of great whaaaaghz. Some of da bestest are "Whaaa-Ooan" an "Da uvver Whaaa-Ooan". It was during Whaa-Ooan dat e got is name. Da ummies kalled im Ooan the unstoppable. Dis is ummie-speak an means da unstoppabul!

Murkon da pointa-skreema: When Ooan as tinked out a great plan der is da problem on ow to get da playaz to know da plan. Dis is where da pointa-skreema comez in! Ooan tellz da plan to murkon an den murkon runz to da side of da pitch an pointz an skreemz at da playaz so dey know what to do. Pointa-skreema, see? An since Ooan does not need to waste is time runnin around an skreemin e as more time to tink out great planz!

Da dok

Dok Urlog: Urlog is da team dok, or apufakary as da ummiez kall it. See, dis is anuvver exampul of ow stupid ummiez is. We smart orkses use a short an good wurd, "dok", but da ummies must komplikate tings an kall it "apufakary"! An since dey break so easy dey dont ave time to say it when dey is urt! Stupid ummies! Erm, anyway... Urlog is da team dok. If a playa should get urt e kan sew dem back together but since all da Ardboyz playaz is so ard e mostly just sit an watch da gamez. E also spesialise in brein-surjury. E wanted me to be sure to point out dat e as a speciul sale on brein-surjury right now. Buy two and get da third one for free! Everybody needs some brein-surjury to keep dere mindz kleen.

Urlog as also sew a pansie back together at one time. During one game da ardboyz ad killed or injured alf of da pansie team an da pansies gave im lotz of dem strange ummie gold pieces to stitch a pansie back together. Since Urlog ad nothin to do (all da playaz were chasin da remainin pansies around da field an dere was no risk of injury) e agreed. E says it was quite easy. E as ad lotz of experiens of takin pansies apart an puttin em back together is just do do da same ting but backwardz! Ooan aksepted dat Urlog elped a pansie since uvverwise da pansies would ave given up da next match so dere would be noone to bonk.

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