Da cheerleadaz
Da Orctown Ardgirlz is da Ardboyz cheerleading squad. When da playaz are out on da field an bonkin opposin playaz an skoring touchdownz da Ardgirlz jump around beside the field an dance an shout. An dey get all da fanz to skreem an fight even more den dey uvvervise would!
Da Orctown ardgirlz is selected from da most beautiful orkses in all of da badlands. We ave notised dat many uvver teamz use very ugly cheerleadaz (especiully pansies, der cheerleadaz is just skin an bones) but we tink dat a cheerleada should look good. An da Ardgirlz really do dat!! But to be an Ardgirl it is also important dat yoo kan fight. Kos when dey ave danced around an got all da fanz into a frenzy dey ave to be able to be a part of da waaaagh. It wouldnt be very orky to let someone else do da fightin, now would it?
For da moment da Ardgirlz konsists of lotz of orkses: Morkette, Ungine, Gormara an Ortina.
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Morkette Morkette is da boss of da cheerleadaz. She tells da uvver girlz which song to sing an dance to dance. She also leads da raids into da opposin teams dug-out to bonk dem uvver cheerleadaz. Dis is boof effektive and popular viw da fanz. Most uvver teams seem to selekt der cheerleadaz viwout tinkin about how dey kan fight. Morkette is also known for her wild dances where she jumpz around wildly an getz all da fanz to do da same. |
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Ungine Ungine is da speciul shield-wava. She as 2 kustom shields viw da Orktown symbol on dem dat she waves around so dat all da fanz kan see how der team symbol looks. An da shields reminds da fanz dat dey ave to fight as well as watch da game. Da shieldz are also very good for bonkin ummies an pansies in da ead wiv! |
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Gormara Gormara is a very intelligunt ork. She kan boof read an write but fortunatly she has good looks to make up for dis. She kan also bonk anyone who kalls her a pansie or someting like dat. She usually holds da banner dat sez "Go Ardboyz!!" so dat da fanz know what to skreem. An in da start of da sekund half most fanz as managed to read da banner an da skreemin kan begin. Gormara also writes many of da songz dat da Ardgirlz sing an skreem. |
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Ortina Ortina is da uvver danca together viw Morkette. She is perhaps best known for her long hair-squigs (but yoo cannot see dem so good in dis pikture). She also tink up some songz an tells dem to Gormara so she kan write em down. She has resently signed a deal wiv L'Orkeal hair-squigs. Ortina sez dat dere hair-squigs is good an dey give er teef. |
| Pikturez Da Ardgirlz Da Ardgrilz again Morkette Ungine Gormara Ortina Songz Here is some of da songz dat da Ardgirlz usually singz during da game Go Ardboyz (by Ungine) Dey is da Ardboyz (by Gormara) Dey is all orkses an a troll! Dey is ork boyzes an dey is ard! Jump on da pansies (by Ortina) W-A-A-A-A-G-H!! (by Gormara) It's da Ardboyz (by Gormara) So if yoo wonder who's da best So, who is da bestest blood bowl team Da bestest fanz (by Ortina) |
