Ball Cake on my right hand side, herseys chocs on my extereme left and a bottle of PEPSI light infront of me. All could imaging wads going through my mind right now. EATING TIME !!! Eat3 before fasting mnth arrive. *slap my face* Hey you are getting fatter fadh !!! You gained 7KG in less than a month tau !!! How do you explain that? So disapointed in yourself !!!!

-sigh-

Little miss strawberry shortcake ish at home doing nothing i guess? Well, to you, happy fasting yea. Hopefully this month brings new challenges and changes to life.

To all muslim blog viewers out there, happy fasting and may GOD grant you a healthier life for all of you...

Up 100 place from last week's top 10 charts is: The jungle song by Liyana Becok

In the jungle the mighty *blah3*
Ooohhh .... oohhh.... ohhhhh
Ohm bam bo wei

Liyana !!! I'm, so gona stuff your mouth with my smelly socks if you sing that song one more time !!!! Wah everywhere people mite just be blogging away about this song tau.... Even ain has the video clip. Maybe one day i take video of you singing-while-shiok-sendiri and post it up on YouTube !! Hehe !! Instant celebrity.... Well, more like Singapore's worse best singer?!! Den you can be the next william hung !!

Anyways, back to reality, m stuck in this room for 3 months ? You guys can find me at room L314 !!! Hmmm if you can enter lor i guess... well if everything goes fine thats it. Else i'll be getting my fluffy butt out of this room earlier than expected. Chey bah "earlier than expected" eh ? sounds like as if i'm pregnant. Well it couldnt be coz i'm a guy !!!

Sighs.... This morning before going out, mummy commented about my torn jeans. Well, i love this jeans the more it gets worn out uh. Then she commented about my butt !!! Wah.... !! My butt getting BIG? Where got ?? Its just nice the way it is tau. at least its isnt flat? And to the fact that i can wear any size ranging 4 sizes diff and not slip off my butt is an accomplishment tau. At least i dun have to wear belts and expose my boxers uh. skinny people tend to need more than a belt to keep their pants up. Thats y dey need boxers. To fluff up their pants and make their jeans not slipping over. See, its fast facts if you read my postings. What on earth m i toking about my butt? Anywaes, theres this one person uh, forever pinch or smack people for no reason. Well, if you sae: "Chebah, *name* dah terror say !!!" Or either a good or bad comment, den you're in to get pinched or smacked in the butt or other parts of your body *sensored*!!! Wahliao wei !!! Stay away from *name* when u r commenting !!! You're in for a deep trouble if you stay put....

Aiyah, the thing about me is that i always side track when i tok, see i was toking about FYP den tok about my BUTT !!! WTH !!! Anywaes, m proud of my butt !!!

*salute my butt*
We sons & daughters of bedah...
Have cute and georgeous butt !!!
La la la la.......

Just a random tots uh.... I'm like planning to get back into soccer which was my fav sports i played uh. Dunoe y, but just miss wearing that jersey and boots and tackling other players down. Sigh... Guess ltr sum1 will be all naggy about it if i get back to soccer. Well, its just one of my plans. Other than that, i have to take care of myself if m gona have tots of wearing blue uniform in the future uh... Sum1 will be looking forward to ironing my blue uniform kan? *nods head* thats my life long dream. Making it into the police force. Can i like sign up now? Den continue after my NS is over? Hmm SERGENT FADH !!! Hehe *dream on lah fadh*

FYP environment here haven reach its crazyness of the people here yet uh... Guess have to wait a little while more den most of my team mates will start getting bored and you noe wad happen.... *Shhhhh*

-msn blinking-

Wait.....

I still have to wait for a call from him to confirm rite? So it literally means fadh is having no study period, FYPJ or attachment right now. Diaoz....

Guess i still have to sit down, squashing my fluffy butt on this chair and wait....

2nd posting of the day:

Just when i am updating my blog, someone told me that i didnt update. LOL. Anyways, exam period is gona get over me soon. Well as soon as tml to be precise. Poor others who have to slogg their way truout the weekend to study for exams. All i can sae about this year's exam: WHOAA !!!! Actuali thats not a word uh. Its an experssion but when you type it, it becomes a word. So, yea. Thats already a word lar. Poor sum1 have to study till wednesday ? Hehe. Deprived from digital technology, one could not do anything much actuali. Hehe.

Well, to someone, well i guess at some point of time, you read my blog to see of 'updates' rite? Theres basically no things here which you tink would be here la kz. Not even a little bit of it here at all. Oh well, just to tell you, please for goodness sake GROW UP !!!! You are like wad? 24? 25 years old !! Some one of your age who i noe at least live with the fact of their age. High time that you put some sense into ur brains and stop acting like a kid with your forever crap which i dun tink it will ever stop. Seriously, you can say anything for all i care, what i do isnt wad you can judge. Live with the fact that you are just a pain in my ass, will you? Anything that i enjoy doing isnt just your concern kz? If i wana learn something new, its my prob, you cant sae anything. If all you wana sae is something not nice, just get the hell out !!! Well, i will accept if you wana correct my mistakes but lets just face the fact, you arent good at it in the first place. If i wana excell in it or not, its my personal problem. Nothing which you can comment on. LIVE UP TO YOUR AGE LARR !!!!!

Anywaes, back in spore after a 3D 2N stay at my kampong at melaka. My melaka trip was soo exciting !!! On the my way there on a coach, i saw this !!!

Its been 3 years sine i last went there i tink. Now, what used to be a real, antique kampong already turned into a half kampong and half bricks houses. Not forgetting theres condominium a few miles away from the kampong itself. Sheesh. I'll end up not having kampong in near future? Will Jalan Tihin Samad (Thats my late grandfather)

Stayed over at my aunt's place as usual.

Anywaeys, i got this picture of me, my adorable girlfriend, putri and his brother. Some people just think that i simply look like a father with 2 kids taging along. WTH!!!!

Well, on the 2nd day of my trip, we went to my dunoe-which-side-of-the-family wedding uh. Gawd !!!! It was like when i came into the house, everyone was like looking at me. Diaoz... Next, they were toking about how tall i am i guess... Then as usual, anak siaper tu? Then there will be voices saying "Oh... anak si bedah tu eh? Nombor berape?" Haha... Typical makciks uh i guess.... And here is the view point when i entered tru the kitchen (guys shouldnt be entering tru the kitchen but the main door but oh wells)