Right on behalf of the female populations we have taken it upon ourselve to teach you useless guys a lesson in treating your women right.We chanced upon these facts and thought them very true. Pay heed or fail:
She wishes you knew:
* You did something bad. She seems cool with it. She's not, but she's not telling you that.
*She will leave, or consider leaving if you lie.
*She's more forgiving of you than she really should be.
*She loves it when you hug her from behind and whisper in her ear.
*When she fantasises its (mostly) about you.
*Real men don't drive automatics.
*She gets turned on simply seeing she has an email/text from you.
*Only rock stars - with very few exceptions - are allowed to wear leather trousers. You are not one of the exceptions.
*Shoes determine whether you're fashionable or not.
*She's scared of losing her independance.
*You are cute in raglan-sleeved T-shirts (think: this years grunge).
*She owns a Debbie Gibson CD and she's not afraid to use it.
*A man she loves plans the occasional fancy dinner and weekend getaways, and he her favourite chocolates when they're just going to the pictures.
*You look good in Zipper tops.
*You should never tell her what to do.
*If she stays the night you owe her breakfast in the morning.
*If you ask her out directly she's more likely to say yes.
*She's very impressed when you ask her for her advice.
*She's unimpressed with a man who doesn't take the lead.
*When in doubt go with the shirt that matches your eye colour.
*She wants to be madonna.
*Romantic gestures don't have to be expensive, just well thought out.
*She loves holding your bum in the palm of her hand.
*When she compares her flabby tummy to a kangaroo pouch, say nothing,(A big kiss may make her feel better).
*If she's not feeling loved, she will look elsewhere.
*She needs to hear how you feel about her. Very often.
*Surprises, especially gifts for her = more loving.
*She would prefer you to be honest with her, rather than tell her what you thinks she wants to hear
*She wants to be the best thing that ever happened to you, and for you to recognise this.
*You're sexy when you're shaving, wearing a white T-shirt and jeans, driving, or holding a baby.
*She likes it when you tell her what you're thinking, even if you don't know yourself.
*'Fine' is never going to be an appopriate response when she asks you how she looks.
*When she says 'Fine' in a certain tone, its probably not.
*She loves it when you're sweaty.
*Celebrating anniversaries, even if it has only been a few months, earns bonus points.
*She does not expect expensive gifts (apart from on birthdays, valentines day and Christmas) But she does like to know you've been thinking about her.
*When meeting a lady you should always greet her with kisses.
*She likes naughty movies.
* The bottom line is that it's cheating as soon as you're doing something with another woman that you wouldn't want her to see, hear read about...
*It's best consult you girl pals to get specialist advice on the subject of gift ideas.
*She freaks out when she tries to buy you presents, she wishes to impress you men are so bloody hard to buy for!
*She would choose a poor man who spent lots of time with her and showed he loved her to a rich man who despite buying her gifts spends little time with her.
*For the record: she'd prefer that you split up with her rather than have you cheat on her.
*She remembers everything about your relationship.
*Every nice girl likes hushed dirty talk, but feels a little silly if its on the phone.
*White socks are always a mistake. Socks and sandals also a huge no no.
*If your going to stay out late, phone her - it makes the difference.
*If you say you'll call but don't or find you can't, she worries about your relationship and about you and may well be slightly annoyed if you havn't been in an accident and finds you just forgot about her. Text her - it also makes the difference.
*Buying her Manolo Blahnik or Jimmy Choo shoes is your get-out-of-thedoghouse-free card.
*She's terrified of becoming her mother.
*She expects you to call her.
*Her ex was a monster and you should make it you mission to never make her feel bad the way he did.
*Women are champion worriers.
*Just because women choose personality over looks doesn't mean you should let yourself go. Keep fit for her she does for you.
*She worries about what you think of her naked.
*White lies can sometimes help in a situation - although if she finds our you're lying you're in trouble.
*It's a womans pergogative to change her mind.
*If she 'suddenly' gets angry with you about something you have done, she has probably been mulling it over for at least a week but did not want to nag.
*Never, ever, ever, tell her that you love her, unless you know that you could never live without her and would do anything for her.
*She does not want to take you away from your friends, but expects you to want to spend time with her not to do it out of a sense of duty.
*She loves it when you pay her attention in front of your friends.
*She is intimidated by your mother.
*She loves that you think she's cute when she's not trying to be, despite wishing to appear like a strong
modern woman.
*When feeling vulnerable, some love and affection from you makes the world of difference.
*She loves it if you fit in well with her family, despite the fact that at times she cannot stand them.
*She thinks about you the majority of the day.
*She wants to make you happy
*You should know all this without her telling you.