Praise for my blog from Warren: hey
Beth Goodsell you have a really audacious website - i've been trying to
find some independent "amateur" anti war/war related sites and this
is one of the cooler ones i've checked. yes, nice layout and about you page -and you are B-E-A-U-T-I-F-U-L!!!!!!! [:-)]
Me: Anyway, so
Bush said that the "size of the protests were irrelevant" and that he
couldn't decide anything based on that - he had to decide whether or
not to bomb Iraq based upon U.S. security. This idiotic,
pompous little speech of his really pissed off my Uncle -
Aside
from the obvious duct-tape-lined fact that an Iraq war will clearly
decrease our security, my focus group suggests that the "leader" IN A
FRIGGIN' DEMOCRACY should decide policy based on the will of the
people, ESPECIALLY if they didn't elect the STUPID MORON in the first
place! What meager support the INSANE COWBOY has is based entirely on
the LIES that his warmongering administration and the state-run media
have been feeding the mentally-challenged population of this country.
Me:
This is the kind of world I dream of. A world where we are socially
conscious, where we think about how our choices, especially in the
United States, impact millions of people around the world. "You may say
I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only one." - John Lennon.
Regarding Bush's loaded State of the Union Speech:
Frankly, Bush should be speaking for himself - unless of course he's
actually speaking in the royal "we", which I wouldn't put past him.
After all, this sorta seems like a monarchy, doesn't it?
Regarding the Peace Marches in SF & DC: I'll be getting on the bus for DC in about 3 hours. Of course, Bush is flying off to the Azores to meet with his only friends. - Bob
Praise for my blog:
Your blog really is well done. It's vituperative, which is fun, but
also well reasoned and articulate. Keep up the good work. - Uncle Bob
How to (hopefully) shock the guy you like into becoming interested in you: Stare
off into space, thinking hard until he asks you what you are
doing. Then make a Hmmmmmm sound and say: "Well, I was
thinking...If you could try any sexual position, what would it
be? Purely in a procreational sense, of course."
My philosophy on dying: "What
if when you die it's just your body dying and you don't actually go
anywhere. They bury you and you can't move and you can't see and you
can't feel because your body is dead but you are still physically
there. How much would that suck?"
"The
best part was emerging from the relatively quiet BART station into a
crowd of tens of thousands of people who are all cheering at the top of
their lungs. It is so amazing to look up at the banners, the tall
buildings surrounding you and hear people crying out for peace
together. I can't describe how wonderful it is to actually feel a sense
of community and similar interests with those around you." - Beth about
SF rally.
"My existance warrants money." - Beth
Cordelia to Xander: Does looking at big guns really make girls want to have sex? Xander: Uhuh. Maybe (searching) Cordelia: Does looking at guns make you want to have sex? Xander: I'm a 17 year old boy: looking at linoleum makes me want to have sex.
"These guys are nuts. Just absolutely, completely out of their tiny little minds." -Bob [about the Bush administration]
"Lastly,
I was officially inducted into Phi Theta Kappa (an honors society at
Foothill). We pledged our lives and in return recieved a white
rose (which will wither and die) and a paper on which was printed some
words. But, don't kick it, there was cake. Cake that tasted like
pancake batter..." - Beth
"We kissed Buffy. All gone with the Wind. With the rising music and the rising.....music" - Spike
"Bow to me, for I am the Roman Conquerer Ali-anus. No, wait. That's not what I meant!" -Ali (my sister)
"Fat, Bald, Ugly, Insecure, Broke?
New Jedi mind tricks will get Swedish super models into your bed anyway!" - Hypnosis spam mail.
"That's weird. Why would you name a college after Superman? I mean, Lewis and Clark?" - Meghan
"My father would die!" -"He would recover" -"How does one recover from death?" - Saving Grace, Julie Garwood
"There
is a time when a man has to grow up and do things on his own. But, that
won't always be the case because someday there is gonna have to be
a female there to help him do what he's been doing since adolescence:
...Cook.. - Rock
I'm so goth, death writes poetry about ME! -Max (Jonathan's friend)
If
your website gets pregnant, I'll do the stand-up thing and claim it was
cheating on me and that I'm not the father. - Jonathan
"Eagles may soar, but weasles are never sucked into jet engines." -Motivational quote in the MVHS handbook!?!
A Question you never want to ask a police officer who's on duty:
"Is it still murder if it's your brother?" -Jonathan
The worst college admission essay topics:
1. Why I idolize Hitler
2. Why I'd prefer to be a drifter
3. Why I hate the (insert race/persecuted religious group here)
4.
The night I lost my virginity...to my high school counselor. And
the perks you'll be getting if you let me into your university.
Bush:
"I've coined new words, like, misunderstanding and Hispanically." -Radio-Television Correspondents Association dinner, D.C.
"Mr. Bush said yesterday that the war on terrorism had 'transformationed' the U.S-Russia relationship." N.Y Times.
"Bush promised during the
presidential campaign to avoid tapping Social Security except in cases
of war, recession or a national emergency. 'Lucky me. I hit the
trifecta.' Bush told Daniels shortly after Sept. 11 attacks, according
to the budget director." Miami Herald.
"15 year-old Welsh
singing sensation Charlotte "Church recently met George W. Bush but
says she prefers Clinton. "[Bush] said, 'So what state is Wales in?' I
said 'Erm, it's a separate country next to England', and he went, 'Oh,
OK.' I didn't know what to say." Charlotte Church.
"We must come together to unite."
"I'm sure you can imagine it's an unimaginable honor to live here." In a press conference at the White House.
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