Okay. To start off, I can't believe you ask that question.
Especially that burnt toast part. O_o
Captain Pip Bernadette of the Wild Geese Army (More affectionately known as Pip) and his men were hired when the majority of Hellsing's forces were wiped out by a ghoul attack. (If you don't know about Hellsing, why are you even here...?) He ajusted quickly to the idea of supernatural enemies, and works with the fledgeling-vampire Seras. (I won't go into detail about this part... yet. ^_~ ) Although sometimes he can get on one's nerves, he is actually quite a nice guy.
