Once there was a young boy named Terrell Turner. His family was a middle class average family who lived in the middle of nowhere...ok fine, Brooklyn. He had a rather uneventful life until...
He fell into a vat of nuclear waste from a very large microwave that was used to make Mrs. Butter-Muffins' Lard Filled Muffins. He had no choice but to eat his way out of the radioactive muffin lard. When he came to he was lying next to a glowing vat. he had no recollection of ever being alive, much less falling asleep next to a big green wastebasket. He thought as hard as he could but he could not remember ever being 500 pounds with the abilities to fly, shoot laser beams from his eyes, shoot energy balls from his hands, eat really fast, and much much more. He had become
"I shall fight for justice! Peace! And Donuts!"
