We?ve recently become aware that you may be suffering from the torment of toilet paper sticking to your buttocks.
Refreshing news for you! Our new product, Non-Stick Toilet Paper, may be the solution!
Here are five great reasons to try it out:
1) Of course, it prevents toilet paper from lodging itself in unwanted places.
2) It?s affordable, great quantity for a great price!
3) It can be custom-made! We presently have four fantastic scents (and unscented), and seven lovely (toxic-free) colours.
4) It?s simple to purchase; not as stressful as spending hefty amounts of time in the Paper Goods isle searching for the perfect brand. Order online, from home, work or school; which comes in very handy in the case you happen to get stuck.
5) It?s recyclable! That way, you?re helping our environment while helping yourself!
Special upgrades for your order:
Non-Stick Toilet Paper can be printed with customized messages; frees you from the burden of remembering to bring a book and/or magazine along.
Sign up for a free trial roll, see if you like it! And if you don?t, send it back to us for a refund.
Please consider, due to the product?s popularity, it may not be in stock when you order.
Send this to all your friends to spare them from the misery of sticky situations!
Non Stick Toilet Paper ? N.S. Industry, 2005 and beyond!
Disclaimer: We the sales persons will not be held responsible for any inaction/action of N.S. Industry 2005 and beyond!
(Don?t sue, or we?ll screw.)
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