*The doors creak open slowly, the rusty hinges grateing with a sound that echoes throughout the empty expanses of this empty castle.
A booming voice bellows "WELCOME" and the ground shudders as the doors slam closed.
You flinch as everything dissapears and a gaudily dressed old man leaps out from thin air and yells "GOTCHA!", pokes you in the ribs, and dissapears again.*