Please excuse the piss-poor quality of this site, as it was made with freewebs and frankly I don't feel like making it any better. :D
(Also it is still partly under construction, and will probably remain this way for a while)
ANNOUNCEMENTS
-5/14/08
- As always, Separate the Meat is working on another album. We're not sure when it's going to be finished, but we'll keep you posted.
- Good news for this website! The Nonexistant One is apparently learning how to do HTML so we'll be getting a possible upgrade to the coolness level of this site. Jammability will surely be number 10 out of 10. As expected, we don't know when this will be done, but hey. It's good to have hopes about the unknown and possibly nonexistant.
- Album art may finally be created. It's been talked about, anyway. And with an updated site, pictures will be imminent too. Keep an eye out, and as ever, keep up the liquid madcoreness. SKATH!
-4/7/08
- Holy shit, we haven't updated in a while. So here's what's new:
- We've added a "Band Member Info" page that's quite informative (minus profile pics/bios yet--but those will come, we promise). So check it out and finally know who is in the band for sure and what instruments they play.
- Oh and, before I carelessly forget: NEW ALBUM!!!! Oh, the excitement. It makes me want to lick a radioactive spork with yogurt on it. What kind, you ask? Rawberry, of course. Anyway, Mom, Dad, I'm Gray comes with a bonus disc with a music video and other deadly features. Use it to enslave the masses or kill your various angry heathen deities.
- FINALLY, we have a facebook group. Cause we're liquid madcore like that.
-10/21/07
- Crazy shit, all. Separate the Meat is looking at a possible reunion with the former drummer Megan (known as I'm Dead or the Gay Duck Lover) and former guitarist Emily (known as Jose Luna). If you folks don't know it, they were the original co-founders of the band along with Random (formerly known as TOCOWATA, Heffer or some other crazy nicknames.) Megan and Emily have been on hiatus for a while but rumor has it that the original band members are going to come back together. More on this as it comes up.
- With news of a possible reunion, we also are considering reorganizing the structure of the band, perhaps adding new players. Check out our soon-to-be Band Member Info page for updates.
-10/17/07
- NEW ALBUM PUNKASSES!!! It's called "Me So Cassie." Also, if you're bitching about the length of our albums recently, we're making it up to you by redoing one of our pre-band day songs and adding it as a bonus track. That's all for now. Oh and Random is a pimp.
-6/21/07
- NEW ALBUM!!! Check it out in our Discography Part II section. It's called "The Other Side of the Handshake" and features multiple guest appearances. (By the way, the official band member list/photos will be posted someday. Just not right now.)
- As far as actual lyrics to the songs go, when we write the damned lyrics we'll let you know what they are. Some of the songs actually are titled with part of the lyrics in the title (hence why some of the titles are so long) and will eventually be renamed with shortened titles (and the lyrics posted somewhere else.) But for the time being, they're up there so we can remember what the hell the songs are about. Just in case anyone was wondering. And someday I'm sure our cover art will be up there too, along with some pics and stuff. Too bad we're kinda feeling lazy at the time being and a couple of the band members have officially left; (permanently too, and no, no one is going to Arizona this time.)
-5/6/07
- Kick ass--we have a new album. Check it out in the Discography Part 2 section. It's called "Getaway Bike (Ferrari Edition)." We've included collab remixes on this album along with some surprise appearances. More albums soon, I suspect. We'll see.
- Oh yeah, and Joe and Random are getting Gay-Married. Because Arnold Schwarzenegger says that Gay Marriage should be between a man and a woman. XD Well Ahnold, if you say so....
-4/19/07
- Yeah I haven't done an update in a while. Ummmm....Yep now this place has been updated. Woot woot. Go me.
- OH! I know what's new. We have a new album, called "The Origin of Popcorn." ('Bout fuckin' time, right? Well we've been on hiatus. So. Nyah.) Check it out, it's an awesome 2-disc set. SKATH!!!
-2/11/07
- Dude. Freakin'. Um. I dislike Nicolas Cage. Seriously. That guy's face bugs me. And.....yeah. That's about it for now.
- We have checked out area of Madison to make sure we really want to tour here. The consensus is: YES WE DO!!! Well, at least our Kazooist wants to. Random already lives in Madison so it really won't be too new for her. But, hooray for tours! Tour dates coming soon.
-1/16/07
- Separate the Meat member Garrit Pearson has left the band. This time, for real. And we mean it. (It was rumored he was moving to Arizona but this is false.)
- We have a TV show called "You Got Hooked"
- We also now have a rival band called "Vector." And they suck. And we rock. Undeniably.
- Also our official gang "The Suspenders" has joined up with the gang "The Rhomboids" due to lead triangle player Heather's initiation into the gang.
- We vow to someday release a Gospel album
- We now have a replacement Kazoo player. His name is Joe, AKA "The Nonexistent One." Pictures will be added soon.
- Also we will add pics for the official symbol of the band, The Tentagram, various dance moves, etc.
- Pondism Tour is expected to start in Madison, WI sometime this year.