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Quote Collection
Quotes from each of the episodes, basically in chronological order.
(Select episode)
• Rose • The End of the World • The Unquiet Dead • Aliens of London • World War III
• Dalek • The Long Game • Father's Day • The Empty Child • The Doctor Dances
• Boom Town • Bad Wolf • The Parting of the Ways
The Doctor: Run!
Rose: You pulled his arm off!
The Doctor: Yep! Plastic.
Rose: Very clever, nice trick. Who were they then, students? Is this a student thing or what?
The Doctor: Why would they be students?
Rose: I don't know...
The Doctor: Well, you said it!
Rose: 'Cause... to get that many people dressed up and being silly... they gotta be students.
The Doctor: That makes sense! Well done.
Rose: Thanks.
The Doctor: They're not students.
The Doctor: I'm going to go up there and blow them up, and I might well die in the process. But don't worry about me, no. Go home, go on! Go and have your lovely beans on toast.
The Doctor: I'm the Doctor by the way, what's your name?
Rose: Rose.
The Doctor: Nice to meet you Rose - run for yer life!
Jackie Tyler: Arianna got two thousand quid off the council just because the old man behind the desk said she looked Greek! I know she is Greek, but that's not the point - it's a valid claim.
The Doctor: What you doing 'ere?
Rose: I live here.
The Doctor: Well, what you go and do a thing like that for?
Rose: Because I do! And I'm only at home because someone blew up my job.
The Doctor: Must've got the wrong signal. You're not plastic, are you? No. Bonehead. Bye then!
Jackie Tyler: I'm in my dressing gown.
The Doctor: Yes, you are.
Jackie Tyler: There's a strange man in my bedroom.
The Doctor: Yes, there is.
Jackie Tyler: Well, anything could happen.
The Doctor: No.
The Doctor: That won't last. He's gay and she's an alien.
Rose: Hold on a minute! You can't just go swanning off!
The Doctor: Yes I can. Look. Here I am, this is me, swanning off. See ya!
Rose: What have I done wrong? How come those plastic things keep coming after me?
The Doctor: Oh! Suddenly the entire world revolves around you! You were just an accident, you got in the way, that's all.
Rose: It tried to kill me!
The Doctor: It was after me, not you. Last night in the shop, I was there, you blundered in, almost ruined the whole thing. This morning I was tracking it down, it was tracking me down. The only reason it fixed on you is that you met me.
Rose: So, what you're saying is, the entire world revolves around you.
The Doctor: Sort of, yeah.
Rose: You're full of it.
The Doctor: Sort of, yeah.
Rose: What did you say your name was?
The Doctor: I told you; the Doctor.
Rose: Yeah, but, Doctor what?
The Doctor: Just rhe Doctor.
Rose: The doctor?
The Doctor: Hello!
Rose: Is that meant to be impressive?
The Doctor: Sort of, yeah.
Rose: Really, though, Doctor, tell me - who are you?
The Doctor: D'you know like we were saying, about the Earth revolving? It's like when you were a kid. The first time they tell you the world's turning and you just can't quite believe it because everything looks like it's standing still. I can feel it. The turn of the Earth. The ground beneath our feet is spinning at a thousand miles an hour, and the entire planet is hurtling around the sun at sixty-seven thousand miles an hour. And I can feel it. We're falling through space, you and me. Clinging to the skin of this tiny little world, and if we let go... That's who I am. Now, forget me, Rose Tyler. Go home.
The Doctor: The assembled hoards of Genghis Khan couldn't get through that door, and believe me, they've tried. Now shut up a minute!
Rose: The inside's bigger than the outside?
The Doctor: Yes.
Rose: It's alien?
The Doctor: Yup.
Rose: Are you alien?
The Doctor: Yes. Is that all right?
Rose: Yeah.
The Doctor: It's called the TARDIS, this thing. T-A-R-D-I-S, that's Time And Relative Dimension In Space.... That's OK. Culture shock. It happens to the best of us.
Rose: If you are an alien, then how comes you sound like you're from the North?
The Doctor: Lots of planets have a north!
Rose: What's a Police Public Call Box?
The Doctor: Its a telephone box from the 1950s. It's a disguise.
The Doctor: Think of it. Plastic, all over the world. Every artificial thing waiting to come alive. The shop window dummies, the phones, the wires, the cables...
Rose: The breast implants...
The Doctor: Can we keep the domestics outside, thank you?
The Doctor: If I might observe, you infiltrated this civilization by means of warped, shunt technology. So, may I suggest, with the greatest respect, that you shunt off? Oh, don't give me that! It's an invasion, pure and simple. Don't talk about constitutional rights!
The Doctor: I am talking! ... It was just insurance, I wasn't going to use it!
Rose: I've got no A-Levels, no job, no future... but I tell ya what I have got - Jericho Street Junior School - Under Sevens Gymnastic Team - I got the Bronze!
The Doctor: This isn't just a London Hopper, you know. It can go anywhere in the universe, free of charge.
Mickey Smith: Don't! He's an alien! He's a thing!
The Doctor: He's not invited.
Rose: You think you're so impressive.
The Doctor: I am so impressive!
Rose: You wish!
The Doctor: Right then. You asked for it.
Computer: Guests are reminded that Platform One forbids the use of weapons, teleportation and religion.
The Doctor: You lot. You spend all your time thinking about dying, like you're going to get killed by eggs, or beef, or global warming, or asteroids. But you never take time to imagine the impossible. That maybe you survive. This is the year Five billion... and today is, hold on... This is the day the sun expands. Welcome to the end of the world.
Rose: Is that why we're here? Is that what you do? Jump in at the last minute and save the Earth?
The Doctor: I'm not saving it. Time's up.
The Steward: Who the hell are you?
The Doctor: Oh, that's nice. Thanks!
The Doctor: The paper's slightly psychic, shows them whatever I want them to see. Saves a lot of time.
The Moxx Of Balhoon: My felicitations upon this historical happenstance. I bring you the gift of bodily salivas.
Rose: I just sort of hitched a lift with this... man. Didn't even think about it... don't even know who he is... he's a complete stranger...
Rose: Hello. My name's Rose... that's a sort of plant. We might be related... I'm talking to a twig.
Rose: The aliens are so alien. You look at them… and they’re alien.
The Doctor: Good job I didn’t take you to the Deep South.
Rose: Where are you from?
The Doctor: All over the place.
Rose: They all speak English.
The Doctor: No, you just hear English. It’s a gift of the TARDIS. The telepathic field gets inside your brain, translates.
Rose: It’s inside my brain?
The Doctor: Well, in a good way.
Rose: Your machine gets inside my head, it gets inside and it changes my mind and you didn’t even ask?
The Doctor: I didn’t think about it like that.
Rose: No, you were too busy thinking up cheap shots about the Deep South. Who are you then, Doctor? What you called? What sort of alien are you?
The Doctor: I’m just the Doctor.
Rose: From what planet?
The Doctor: Well, it’s not as if you’d know where it is.
Rose: Where are you from?
The Doctor: What does it matter?
Rose: Tell me who you are!
The Doctor: This is who I am - right here, right now, alright? All that counts is here and now and this is me!
Rose: And I'm here because you brought me, so just tell me!
Rose: As my mate, Sheeren says, 'Don't argue with the designated driver.' Can't exactly call for a taxi. There's no signal. We're got of range - just a bit.
The Doctor: Tell ya what... with a little bit of jiggery pokery...
Rose: Is that a technical term, jiggery-pokery?
The Doctor: Yeah, I came first in jiggery pokery, what about you?
Rose: Nah, failed hullabaloo.
The Doctor: Oh she's not my wife.
Jabe: Partner?
The Doctor: No.
Jabe: Concubine?
The Doctor: Nope.
Jabe: Prostitute?
Rose: Whatever I am, it must be invisible - do you mind? Tell you what - you two go and pollenate - I'm gonna catch up with the family... Quick word with Michael Jackson.
The Doctor: Don't start a fight.
Rose: And I want you home by midnight!
Rose: How many operations have you had?
Cassandra: 708. Next week its 709 - I'm having my blood bleached. Is that why wanted a word? You could be flatter - you've got a little bit of a... chin... poking out.
Rose: I'd rather die.
Cassandra: Honestly it doesn't hurt!
Rose: I mean it - I would rather die. It's better to die than live like you - a bitchy trampoline.
Jabe: This facility is purely automatic. It's the height of the upper class. Nothing can go wrong.
The Doctor: Unsinkable?
Jabe: If you like. The nautical metaphor is appropriate.
The Doctor: You're telling me. I was on another ship once. They said that was unsinkable. I ended up clinging to an iceberg. It wasn't half cold.
The Doctor: Fair do's though, that's a great bit of air conditioning - nice and old fashioned... bet they call it "retro".
The Doctor: Anyone in there?
Rose: Let me out!
The Doctor: Oh well, it would be you!
The Doctor: The whole thing's jammed - stay there!
Rose: Where am I gonna go - Ipswich?
Jabe: Perhaps you could tell a story or two... perhaps a man only enjoys trouble when there's nothing else left... I scanned you earlier. The metal machine had trouble identifying your species - refused to admit your existence. And even when it named you, I wouldn't believe it. But it was right.
The Doctor: You can’t. The heat’s going to vent through this place.
Jabe: I know.
The Doctor: Jabe, you’re made of wood!
Jabe: Then stop wasting time, Time Lord.
The Doctor: What are you gonna do, moisturise me?
Rose: The end of the earth. Its gone... we were too busy saving ourselves, noone saw it go. All those years, all that history and no one was even looking...
The Doctor: Come with me...
The Doctor: You think it'll last forever, the people and cars and concrete. But it won't. One day it's all gone, even the sky. My planet's gone. It's dead. It burned like the Earth. It's rocks and dust before its time.
Rose: What happened?
The Doctor: There was a war, and we lost.
Rose: A war with who?
Rose: What about your people?
The Doctor: I'm a Time Lord. I'm the last of them. They're all gone. I'm the only survivor. I'm left travelling on my own because there's no-one else.
Rose: There's me.
The Doctor: You have seen how dangerous it is. Do you want to go home?
Rose: I don't know. I want... can you smell chips?
The Doctor: [chuckles] Yeah. Yeah.
Rose: I want chips!
The Doctor: Me, too.
Rose: Right then, before you get me back in that box, chips it is and you could pay.
The Doctor: No money.
Rose: What sort of date are you? Come-on then, tight-wad. Chips are on me. Come on. We've only got five billion years until the shops close.
Rose: But, it's like... think about it, though. Christmas. 1860. Happens once. Just once, and it's gone. It's finished. It'll never happen again. Except for you. You can go back and see days that are dead and gone and a hundred thousand sunsets ago... no wonder you never stay still...
The Doctor: Not a bad life.
Rose: Better with two.
The Doctor: Oi, oi, oi! Where do you think you're going?!
Rose: 1860!
The Doctor: Go out there dressed like that, you'll start a riot, Barbarella! There's a wardrobe through there. First left, second right, third on the left, go straight ahead, under the stairs, past the bins, it's the fifth door on your left. Hurry up!
The Doctor: You look beautiful! [pause] ... considering.
Rose: Considering what?
The Doctor: That you're human!
Rose: I think that's a compliment... Aren't you going to change?
The Doctor: I've changed my jumper! Come on!
The Doctor: I got the flight a bit wrong.
Rose: I don't care.
The Doctor: It's not 1860, it's 1869.
Rose: I don't care!
The Doctor: And it's not Naples.
Rose: I don't care.
The Doctor: It's Cardiff.
Rose: Right...
The Doctor: Oi, you! Follow that hearse!
Charles Dickens: You can't do that, sir!
The Doctor: Why not?
Charles Dickens: Why not?! I'll give you a very good reason why not! This is my coach!
The Doctor: Well, get in then!
Driver: Everything in order, Mr. Dickens?
Charles Dickens: No! It is not!
The Doctor: What did he say?
Charles Dickens: Let me say this first. I'm not without a sense of humour--
The Doctor: Dickens?
Charles Dickens: Yes.
The Doctor: Charles Dickens?
Charles Dickens: Yes.
The Doctor: The Charles Dickens?
The Driver: Shall I remove the gentleman, sir?
The Doctor: Charles Dickens! You're brilliant, you are! Completely 100% brilliant! I've read 'em all! Great Expectations, Oliver Twist and what's the other one, the one with the ghost?
Charles Dickens: A Christmas Carol?
The Doctor: No, no, no, the one with the trains... The Signal Man, that's it, terrifying! The best short story ever written! You're a genius!
Driver: You want me to get rid of him, sir?
Charles Dickens: Er, no, I think he can stay.
The Doctor: Honestly, Charles - can I call you Charles? I'm such a big fan.
Charles Dickens:... what? A what?
The Doctor: Fan! Number One Fan, that's me.
Charles Dickens: How exactly are you a fan? In what way do you resemble a means of keeping oneself cool?
The Doctor: No, it means 'Fanatic', devoted to. Mind you, I've gotta say, that American bit in Martin Chuzzlewit, what was that about?! Was that just padding or what? I mean, it's rubbish, that bit.
Charles Dickens: I thought you said you were my fan.
Rose: Let me out! Somebody, open the door! Open the door!
The Doctor: I think this is my dance.
Gwyneth: You're from London. I've seen London in drawings, but never like that. All those people rushing about. Half naked, for shame. And the noise... and the metal boxes racing past... and the birds in the sky... they're metal as well. Metal birds with people in them. People flying. And you - you've flown so far, further than anyone! The things you've seen... the darkness... the big bad wolf...
The Doctor: What about me? I saw the Fall of Troy. World War V. I pushed boxes at the Boston Tea Party. Now I'm going to die in a dungeon. In Cardiff!
Rose: It's not just dying. You'll become one of them. We'll go down fighting, yeah?
The Doctor: Yeah.
Rose: Together?
The Doctor: Yeah! [they link hands] I'm so glad I met you.
Rose: Me too.
Charles Dickens: Oh, my soul. Doctor, it's one riddle after another with you. But after all these revelations, there's one mystery you still haven't explained. Answer me this - who are you?
The Doctor: Just a friend. Passing through.
Charles Dickens: But you have such knowledge of future times. I don't wish to impose on you, but I must ask you. My books. Do they last?
The Doctor: Oh, yes.
Charles Dickens: How long?
The Doctor: Forever.
The Doctor: It's not 12 hours, it's er... 12 months. You've been gone a whole year. Sorry.
The Doctor: Actually, it's my fault. I sort of er, employed Rose as my companion.
Police: When you say 'companion', is this a sexual relationship?
The Doctor and Rose: NO!
Jackie: Then what is it? Because you, you waltz in here all charms and smiles, and the next thing I know, she vanishes off the face of the earth! How old are you then? 40? 45? What, you find her on the Internet? Did you go online and pretend you're a Doctor?
The Doctor: I am a Doctor!
Jackie: Prove it! Stitch this, mate!
Rose: She slapped you!
The Doctor: Nine hundred years of time and space, and I've never been slapped by someone's mother.
Rose: Your face...
The Doctor: It hurt!
Rose: You're so gay!
Rose: When you say 900 years...
The Doctor: That's my age.
Rose: You're nine hundred years old.
The Doctor: Yeah.
Rose: My mum was right - that is one hell of an age gap... [she jumps off the wall] Every conversation with you just goes mental. And there’s no-one else I can talk to. I’ve seen all that stuff up there, the size of it, and I can’t say a word. Aliens and spaceships and things… and I’m the only person on planet Earth that knows they exist.
Rose: We're miles from the centre. The scene must be grid locked. The whole of London must be closing down.
The Doctor: I know, I can't believe I'm here to see this! This is fantastic!
Rose: Did you know this was going to happen?
The Doctor: Nope!
Rose: Do you recognize the ship?
The Doctor: Nope!
Rose: Do you know why it crashed?
The Doctor: Nope!
Rose: Oh, I'm so glad I've got you.
The Doctor: I bet you are! This is what I travel for, Rose! To see history happening right in front of us.
Rose: Well, let's go and see it! Never mind the traffic, we've got the TARDIS!
The Doctor: Better not. They've already got one spaceship in the middle of London, don't want to shove another one on top.
Rose: Yeah, but yours looks like a big blue box. No one's going to notice.
The Doctor: You'll be surprised, an emergency like this - there'll be all kinds of people watching. Trust me, the TARDIS stays where it is.
Rose: So, history's happening and we're stuck here.
The Doctor: Yes, we are.
Rose: We could always do what everybody else does. [the Doctor looks at her] We could watch it on TV.
Blue Peter Presenter: And when you've stuck your things on, you can cover the whole lot... Oooh, look at that. Then, ice it, any colour you want. Here's one I made a little bit earlier - look at that. Your very own spaceship, ready to eat.
The Doctor: So maybe this is it! First contact! The day mankind officially comes into contact with an alien race. I'm not interfering because you've got to handle this on your own. That's when the human race finally grows up. Just this morning you were all tiny and small and made of clay! Now you can expand!
Jackie: What're you two chimps going on about? What's going on? What's this Doctor done now?
Mickey: He's vamoosed!
Rose: He's not! 'Cause he gave me this! [holds out the TARDIS key] He's not my boyfriend, Mickey, he's better than that. He's much more important than-- [she hears the TARDIS engines] I said so.
The Doctor: Oh, that's just what I need. Don't you dare make this place domestic!
Mickey Smith: You ruined my life, Doctor... They thought she was dead. I was a murder suspect because of you.
The Doctor: See what I mean? Domestic.
Mickey Smith: I bet you don't even remember my name.
The Doctor: Ricky.
Mickey Smith: It's Mickey
The Doctor: No, it's Ricky.
Mickey Smith: I think I know my own name.
The Doctor: You think you know your own name? How stupid are you?
Mickey Smith: What are you doing?
The Doctor: Ricky...
Mickey Smith: Mickey.
The Doctor: Ricky. If I was to tell you what I was doing to the controls of my frankly magnificent time ship, would you even begin to understand?
Mickey Smith: Well, I suppose not...
The Doctor: Then shut it.
Harriet Jones: Excuse me! Harriet Jones. MP for Flydale North.
The Doctor: Defense part delta! Come on, move, move!
Rose: This is a bit posh. If I knew it was gonna be like this - being arrested - I'd have done it years ago.
The Doctor: Excuse me, do you mind not farting while I'm saving the world.
Joseph Green: Would you rather silent-but-deadly?
The Doctor: Uh, well, now, yes. You see, eh... the thing is... if I was you, if I was going to execute someone by backing them against the wall, between you and me, little word of advice... Don't stand them against the lift!
The Doctor: Who the hell are you?
Harriet Jones: Harriet Jones - MP for Flydale North.
The Doctor: Nice to meet you.
Harriet Jones: Likewise.
Harriet Jones: Who's not human?
Rose: He's not human.
Harriet Jones: He's not human?
The Doctor: Can I have a bit of hush?
Harriet Jones: Sorry.
The Doctor: So - what's the plan?
Harriet Jones: But he's got a Northern accent.
Rose: Lots of planets have a North.
Jackie Tyler: I thought I was gonna die.
Mickey: Come on, yeah? If anyone's gonna cry, it's gonna be me. Now, you're safe in my flat, Jacks - no one's gonna look for you here, especially since you hate me so much.
Jackie Tyler: You saved my life. God, that's embarrassing.
The Doctor: Right! If we're going to find their weakness, we need to find out where they're from - which planet. So, judging by their face and shape, that narrows it down to five thousand planets within traveling distance. What else do we know about them? Information!
Rose: They're green.
The Doctor: Narrows it down!
Rose: Good sense of smell.
The Doctor: Narrows it down!
Rose: They can smell adrenaline!
The Doctor: Narrows it down!
Harriet Jones: The compression technology.
The Doctor: Narrows it down!
Rose: The spaceship in the Thames - you said slipstream engine?
The Doctor: Narrows it down!
Rose: Oh! They hunt like it's a ritual.
The Doctor: Narrows it down!
Harriet Jones: Wait a minute! Did you notice, when they fart - if you'll pardon the word - it doesn't just smell like a fart - if you'll pardon the word - it's something else, what is it, it's more like uh... um...
Rose: Bad breath!
Harriet Jones: That's it!
The Doctor: Calcium decay! Now that narrows it down!
Rose: We're getting there Mum!
Mickey: Too late!
The Doctor: Calcium phosphate, organic calcium, living calcium, creatures made out of living calcium, what else, what else - hyphenated surnames - yes! That narrows it down to one planet! Raxacorricofallapatorius!
Mickey: Oh great, we could write 'em a letter!
The Doctor: Just like Hannibal. Mickey, have you got any vinegar?
Mickey: How should I know?
The Doctor:It's your kitchen.
Rose: Cupboard by the sink, middle shelf.
Jackie: Give it here, what do you need?
The Doctor: Anything with vinegar!
Jackie: Gherkins! Yeah! Pickled onions! Picked eggs!
The Doctor: [to Rose] You kiss this man?
The Doctor: That's the thing, if I don't dare, everyone dies.
Rose: Do it.
The Doctor: You don't even know what it is. You'd just let me?
Rose: Yeah.
Jackie Tyler: Please, Doctor, please, she's my daughter, she's just a kid.
The Doctor: Do you think I don't know that? 'Cause this is my life, Jackie - it's not fun, it's not smart, it's just standing up and making a decision because nobody else will.
Rose: Then what are you waiting for?
The Doctor: I could save the world but lose you.
The Doctor: Mickey the Idiot. The world is in your hands. Fire.
Rose: Oh! Now the world has changed, you're saying nice things about him.
Jackie: Well, I reckon I've got no choice! There's no getting rid of him since you're infatuated.
Rose: I'm not infatuated...
Jackie: What does he eat?
Rose: How do you mean?
Jackie: I was gonna do shepherds pie. All of us. A proper sit down. 'Cause... I'm ready to listen. I wanna learn about you and him and that life you lead. Only, I dunno, he's an alien. For all I know, he eats grass and safety pins and things.
Rose: He'll have shepherds pie. You're gonna cook for him?
Jackie: What's wrong with that?
Rose: He's finally met his match.
Rose: My mother's cooking.
The Doctor: Good. Put her on a slow heat and let her simmer.
The Doctor: Got enough stuff?
Rose: Last time I stepped in there, it was spur of the moment. [throws her bag at the Doctor] Now I'm signing up. You're stuck with me. Haha.
Rose: You're forgetting - it's a time machine. I could go traveling around suns and planets and all the way out to the edge of the universe and by the time I get back, yeah - ten seconds would have passed. Just ten seconds. So stop worrying. See you in ten seconds time.
[the Doctor and Rose come across the head of a Cyberman in Van Statten's museum]
The Doctor: Oh, look at you!
Rose: What is it?
The Doctor: An old friend of mine, well... enemy. The stuff of nightmares, reduced to an exhibit. I'm getting old.
Henry van Statten: Who exactly are you?
The Doctor: I'm the Doctor. And who are you?
Henry van Statten: Like you don't know. We're hidden away with the most valuable collection of extra-terrestrial artifacts in the world and you just stumbled in by mistake.
The Doctor: Pretty much sums me up, yeah.
Adam: This is Mr. Henry van Statten.
Rose: And who's he when he's at home?
Adam: Mr. Van Statten owns the Internet.
Rose: Don't be stupid, no one owns the Internet.
Henry van Statten: And let's just keep the whole world thinking that way, right kids?
The Doctor: So you're an expert on just about everything except the things in your museum. Anything you don't understand, you lock up.
Henry van Statten: And you claim greater knowledge?
The Doctor: I don't need to make claims, I know how good I am.
Henry van Statten: The cage contains my one living specimen.
The Doctor: And what's that?
Henry van Statten: Like you don't know.
The Doctor: Show me.
Henry van Statten: You wanna see it?
Rose: Blimey, you can smell the testosterone.
The Doctor: Look, I'm sorry about this. Mr. Van Statten might think he's clever, but never mind him. I've come to help. I'm the Doctor.
unknown alien: DOC-TOR?
The Doctor: Impossible.
unknown alien: THE DOC-TOR? [lights come on, revealing the Dalek] EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE! EX-TER-MIN-ATE!
Dalek: I am wait-ing for ord-ers.
The Doctor: What the hell does that mean?
Dalek: I am a sol-dier. I was breed to re-ceive ord-ers.
The Doctor: Well you're never gonna get any, not ever.
Dalek: I de-mand or-ders!
The Doctor: They're never gonna come! Your race is dead! You all burnt, all of you. Ten million ships on fire - the entire Dalek race wiped out in one second.
Dalek: You lie!
The Doctor: I watched it happen! I made it happen!
Dalek: You des-troyed us?!
The Doctor: ... I had no choice.
Dalek: And what of the Time-lords?
The Doctor: Dead. They burnt with you. The end of the last great Time War. Everyone lost.
Dalek: And the cow-ard sur-vived.
The Doctor: Oh and I caught your little signal, "help me", poor little thing. But there's no one else coming cause there's no one else left.
Dalek: I am alone in the uni-ver-se.
The Doctor: Yep.
Dalek: So are you. We are the same.
The Doctor: We're not the same! I'm not the... No - wait. Maybe we are. You're right, yeah, okay. You've got a point. 'Cause I know what to do. I know what should happen. I know what you deserve. Exterminate.
Dalek: Have pity!
The Doctor: Why should I? You never did!
The Doctor: How did it get to earth, does anyone know?
Diana Goddard: Records say it came from the sky like a meteorite. It fell to Earth on the Ascension Islands - burnt in its crater for nearly three days before anybody could get near it and all that time it was screaming. It must've gone insane.
The Doctor: It must have fallen through time. The only survior.
Diana Goddard: You talked about a war?
The Doctor: The Time War, the final battle between my people and the Dalek race.
Henry van Statten: But you survived too.
The Doctor: Not by choice.
Henry van Statten: Two hearts! Binary vascular system! Oh, I am so going to patent this.
Rose: Stairs! That's more like it! It hasn't got legs, it's stuck!
De Maggio: It's coming! Get up!
Adam: Great big evil alien death machine, defeated by a flight of stairs!
Dalek: Elevate!
Rose: Oh my God.
De Maggio: Adam, get her out of here!
Rose: Come with us, you can't stop it!
De Maggio: Someone's got to try. Now get out. Don't look back, just run!
Henry van Statten: If you're so impressive, then why not just reason with this Dalek? It must be willing to negotiate - there must be something it needs, everything needs something.
The Doctor: What's the nearest town?
Henry van Statten: Saltlake City.
The Doctor: Population?
Henry van Statten: One million.
The Doctor: All dead. If the Dalek gets out, it'll murder every living creature, that's all it needs.
Henry van Statten: But why would it do that?!
The Doctor: Because it honestly believes they should die. Human beings are different, and anything different is wrong. It's the ultimate in racial cleansing and you, Van Statten, you've let it loose!
The Doctor: All right then. If you want orders, follow this one: Kill yourself.
Dalek: The Daleks must survive!
The Doctor: The Daleks have failed! Why don't you finish the job, and make the Daleks extinct? Rid the universe of your filth. Why don't you just die?
Dalek: You would make a good Dalek.
Dalek: I feel your fear.
Rose: What do you expect?
Dalek: Daleks do not fear. Must not fear. You gave me life. What else have you given me? I am contaminated!
Rose: Go on then, kill me. Why are you doing this?
Dalek: I am armed! I will kill! It is my purpose!
Rose: They're all dead because of you!
Dalek: They are dead because of us!
The Doctor: Rose! Get out of the way now!
Rose: No. I won't let you do this.
The Doctor: That thing killed hundreds of people!
Rose: It's not the one pointing the gun at me.
The Doctor: I've got to do it! I've got to end it! The Daleks destroyed my home. My people! I've got nothing left!
Rose: But look at it!
The Doctor: What's it doing?
Rose: It's the sunlight, that's all it wants.
The Doctor: It can't..
Rose: It couldn't kill Statten, it couldn't kill me. It's changing. What about you Doctor? What are you changing into?
The Doctor: I couldn't... I wasn't... Oh Rose. They're all dead.
Dalek: Are you frightened Rose Tyler?
Rose: Yes.
Dalek: So am I.
The Doctor: You're gonna get rusty.
The Doctor: Broken. Broken. Hair dryer.
The Doctor: I'm the only one left... I win. Fancy that.
The Doctor: I'd know in here. Feels like there's no-one.
Rose: I'll let the Doctor describe it.
The Doctor: The Fourth Great and Bountiful Human Empire. Planet Earth is at its height, covered with megacities, five moons, population 96 billion, the centre of a galactic domain that stretches across a million planets and species. [Adam faints] He's your boyfriend.
Rose: Not any more.
The Doctor: The thing is, Adam, time travel is like visiting Paris. You can't just read the guidebook, you've got to throw yourself in. Eat the food, use the wrong verbs, get charged double and end up kissing complete strangers... or is that just me?
Adam: Is there a code for planet Earth...?
Rose: Just dial!
Cathica: Now, please feel free to ask any questions. The process of news gathering must be open, honest, and be non-biased. That's company policy.
Suki: Actually, it's the law.
Rose: Trouble?
The Doctor: Oh, yeah!
Suki: Thank you!
The Doctor: I didn't do anything!
Suki: Well, you're my lucky charm!
The Doctor: Alright! I'll hug anyone!
The Doctor: Go on then! See ya!
Cathica: I can't just leave you, can I!
Rose: If you wanna be useful, get 'em to turn the heating down. It's boiling. What's wrong with this place, can't they do something about it?
Cathica: I don't know, we keep asking - something to do with the turbine.
The Doctor: "Something to do with the turbines".
Cathica: Well, I don't know!
The Doctor: Exactly! I give up on you, Cathica. Now, Rose - look at Rose. Rose is asking the right kind of questions.
Rose: Oh, thank you.
The Doctor: Why is it so hot?
Cathica: Doctor, I think if there was any kind of conspiracy, Satellite 5 would have seen it. We see everything.
The Doctor: I can see better. This society’s the wrong shape. Even the technology.
Cathica: It’s cutting-edge!
The Doctor: It’s backwards. There’s a great big door in your head!
The Editor: It may interest you to know that this isn't actually the Forth Great and Bountiful Human Empire. In fact, it’s not actually human at all. It’s merely a place where humans happen to live. Sorry. It’s a place where humans are allowed to live by kind permission of my client.
Rose: What is that?
The Doctor: You mean that thing’s in charge of Satellite 5?
The Editor: ‘That thing’, as you put it, is in charge of the human race. For almost a hundred years, mankind has been shaped and guided, his knowledge and ambitions strictly controlled by its broadcast news, edited by my superior, your master and humanity’s guiding light, The Mighty Jagrafess of the Holy Hadrojassic Maxarodenfoe. [pause] I call him Max.
Rose: So everyone's basically a slave.
The Editor: Well, now you raise an interesting point. Is a slave a slave if they don't know they've been enslaved?
The Doctor: Yes.
The Editor: Oh. I was hoping for a philosophical debate. Is that all I'm gonna get?
[imitates the doctor] Yes.
The Doctor: Yes.
The Editor: You're no fun.
Rose: Well, you're not a Jagrafess. You're human.
The Editor: Yes, but being human doesn't pay very well.
Rose: Peter Alan Tyler, my dad. The most wonderful man in the world. Born fifteenth September, 1954.
Jackie: He died so close to home. I wasn't there, nobody was. It was a hit and run driver, never found out who. He was dead when the ambulance got there. I only wish there had been someone there for him.
Rose: I wanna be that someone. So he doesn't die alone.
The Doctor: Your wish is my command. But be careful what you wish for.
Rose: It’s so weird. The day my father died. I thought it’d be all sort of grim and stormy but it’s just an ordinary day.
The Doctor: The past is another country. 1987's just the Isle of Wight.
The Doctor: I say spaceship you're not interested, I say time machine...
Rose: I didn't plan it, I just saw it happening and thought I could stop it.
The Doctor: Ah, I did it again - I picked another stupid ape. I should have known. It's not about showing you the universe. It never is. It's about the universe doing something for you.
Rose: What's the problem? He's never going to be famous, he's not going to start WWIII or anything.
The Doctor: Rose there's a man alive in the world who wasn't alive before. An ordinary man. That's the most important thing in creation! The whole world's different because he's alive!
Rose: So you'd have him dead?
The Doctor: I didn't say that...
Rose: No I get it: for once you're not the most important man in my life.
The Doctor: Rose my whole planet was destroyed my family do you think it never occurred to me to back and save them?!
Rose: I think he left me.
Pete: What? A pretty girl like you? If I was going out with you…
Rose: Stop. Right there!
Pete: I’m just saying…
Rose: I know what you're saying, and we're not going there. At no point are we going anywhere near there. You aren't even aware that there exists. I don't even want to think about there, and believe me, neither do you. There... for you... is like... pfft, It's like the Bermuda Triangle.
The Doctor: There's been an accident in time, a wound in time. They're like bacteria, taking advantage.
Jackie: What do you mean, time? What're you jabbering on about, time?
The Doctor: Oh, I might've known you'd argue. Jackie, I'm sick of you complaining--
Jackie: How d'you know my name?
The Doctor: I haven't got time for this--
Jackie: I've never met you in my life!
The Doctor: No, and you never will unless I sort this out. Now, if you don't mind - I've waited a long time to say this - Jackie Tyler, do as I say. Go - and - check - the - doors.
Jackie: Yes, sir.
The Doctor: I should've done that ages ago.
Sarah: We’re not important...
The Doctor: Who said you're not important? I've travelled to all sorts of places, done things you couldn't even imagine. But you two... street corner, two in the morning, getting a taxi home. I've never had a life like that. Yes, I'll try to save you.
Pete: What, do you don't want people to know?
Rose: Where I come from, Jackie doesn't know how to work the timer on the video recorder.
Pete: I showed her that last week.... Point taken.
The Doctor: Jackie gave her to me to look after. How times change.
The Doctor: Get behind me! I'm the oldest thing in here!
The Doctor: Now, Rose... You are not going to bring about the end of the world, are you?
Rose: Can't I do anything right?
The Doctor: Since you asked, no. So don't touch the baby!
Rose: I'm not stupid!
The Doctor: You could have fooled me!
The Doctor: Between you and me, I haven’t got a plan. No idea. No way out.
Rose: You’ll think of something.
The Doctor: The entire Earth’s been sterilised. This and other places like it are all that’s left of the human race. We might hold out for a while but nothing can stop those creatures. They’ll get through in the end. The walls aren’t that old. And there’s nothing I can do to stop them. There used to be laws stopping this kind of thing from happening. My people would have stopped this. But they’re all gone. And now I’m going the same way.
Rose: When time gets sorted out…
The Doctor: Everybody here forgets what happened. Don’t worry. The thing that you changed will… stay changed.
Pete: You mean I’ll still be alive. Though I’m meant to be dead. [pause] That’s why I haven’t done anything with my life. Why I didn’t mean anything.
The Doctor: It doesn’t work that way.
Pete: Rubbish. I’m so useless I couldn’t even die properly.
Pete: Now it's my fault all this has happened.
Rose: This is my fault.
Pete: No, love. I'm your Dad. It's my job for it to be my fault.
Jackie: The driver was just a kid. He stopped. He waited for the police, it wasn't his fault. For some reason, Pete just ran out. People say there was this girl, and she sat with Pete while he was dying, and she held his hand, and then she was gone. I never found out who she was.
Rose: What's the emergency?
The Doctor: It's mauve.
Rose: Mauve?
The Doctor: Universally recognised colour for danger.
Rose: What happened to red?
The Doctor: That's just humans. By everyone else's standards, red's camp. Oh, the misunderstandings! All those red alerts, all that dancing.
The Doctor: Do you know how long you can knock around space without happening to bump into Earth?
Rose: Five days? Or is that just when we're out of milk?
The Doctor: All the species in all the universe and it has to come out of a cow!
The Doctor: You know, one day, just one day maybe, I'm gonna meet somebody who gets the whole 'don't wander off' thing. Nine hundred years of phone box travel, it's the only thing left to surprise me.
Empty Child: Mummy? Are you my mummy?
Captain Jack Harkness: [to Rose while she is caught in his tractor beam] Could you switch off your cell phone? No, seriously, it interferes with my instrument.
Rose: You know, no one ever believes that.
Captain Jack Harkness: Thank you, that’s much better.
Rose: Oh yeah, that’s a real load off, that is! I’m hanging in the sky in the middle of a German air-raid with a Union Jack across my chest but, hey, my mobile phone’s off!
Rose: So, who are you supposed to be then?
Captain Jack Harkness: [hands her ID] Captain Jack Harkness, 133 Squadron, Royal Air Force. American volunteer.
Rose: Liar. This is psychic paper. It tells me whatever you want it to tell me.
Captain Jack Harkness: How do you know?
Rose: Two things. One, I have a friend that uses this all the time, and two, you just handed me a piece of paper telling me you're single and you work out.
Captain Jack Harkness: Tricky thing, psychic paper.
Rose: Yeah. Can't let your mind wander when you're handing it over.
Captain Jack Harkness: Oh, you sort of have a boyfriend called Mickey Smith, but you consider yourself to be footloose and fancy-free.
Rose: What?
Captain Jack Harkness: Actually the word you use is "available".
Rose: No way.
Captain Jack Harkness: And another one, "very".
Rose: This isn't business. This is champagne.
Captain Jack Harkness: I never try to discuss business with a clear head.
Captain Jack Harkness: So… when you say ‘your companion’, how disappointed should I be?
Rose: OK. We’re standing in mid-air on a space-ship during a German air-raid. Do you really think now’s a good time to be coming on to me?
Captain Jack Harkness: Perhaps not.
Rose: It was just a suggestion.
The Doctor: What's a copper going to do to you lot, anyway? Arrest you for starving?
The Doctor: [about Nancy feeding the homeless kids] Wrong with it? It's brilliant! I'm not sure if it's Marxism in action, or a West-End Musical!
The Doctor: And I'm looking for a blonde in a Union Jack. A specific one, mind you, I didn't just wake up this morning with a craving.
The Doctor: Don't know what you do to Hitler, you frighten the hell out of me!
The Doctor: What’s this, then? It’s never easy being the only child left out in the cold, you know.
Nancy: I suppose you’d know.
The Doctor: I do, actually, yes.
The Doctor: No mummies here. Nobody but us chickens. Well, this chicken.
Nancy: How did you find me?
The Doctor: I used my nose.
Nancy: I was miles away.
The Doctor: My nose has special powers.
Nancy: Is that why it's...
The Doctor: What?
Nancy: Nothing.
The Doctor: What?
Nancy: Do your ears have special powers too?
The Doctor: What are you trying to say?
Nancy: Good night, mister.
The Doctor: You’re very sick.
Dr. Constantine: Dying, I should imagine. I just haven’t been able to find the time.
The Doctor: Mr Spock?
Rose: What was I supposed to say? You don't have a name! Don't you ever get tired of "The Doctor"? Doctor who?
The Doctor: Nine centuries, I'm coping.
Captain Jack Harkness: Saw your ship. Love the retro look by the way -- nice panels.
The Doctor: [cornered by the Empty Children with Rose and Capatain Jack] Go to your room.
Captain Jack Harkness: What's he doing?
The Doctor: Go to your room! I'm very cross with you! Go... to... your... room!
[the Empty Children lower their heads and leave]
The Doctor: I'm glad that worked. Those would have been terrible last words.
The Doctor: It has the powers of a god, and I've sent it to its room!
The Doctor: [identifying Jack's weapon] Sonic Blaster. Fifty-first century. Weapons factory at Villengard, yes?
Captain Jack Harkness: You've been to the factories?
The Doctor: Once.
Captain Jack Harkness: Well, they're gone now. The main reactor went critical, destroyed the whole lot.
The Doctor: Like I said. Once.
The Doctor: Funny little human brains... How do you get around in those things?
Rose: When he's stressed, he likes to insult species.
The Doctor: Rose, I'm thinking.
Rose: Cuts himself shaving, does half an hour on life forms he's cleverer than.
The Doctor: Go! Now! Don't drop the banana!
Captain Jack: Why not?!
The Doctor: Good source of potassium!
Captain Jack Harkness: Okay, this can function as a sonic blaster, a sonic cannon, and a triple and full sonic disruptor. Doc, what you got?
The Doctor: I've got a sonic, er, never mind.
Captain Jack Harkness: What?
The Doctor: It's sonic, okay, let's leave it at that.
Captain Jack Harkness: Disruptor? Cannon? What?
The Doctor: It's sonic, totally sonic, I am soniced up!
Captain Jack Harkness: A sonic what?
The Doctor: Screwdriver!
Captain Jack Harkness: Who has a sonic screwdriver?
The Doctor: I do!
Captain Jack Harkness: Who looks at a screwdriver and thinks "Oooh, this could be a little more sonic"?
The Doctor: What? Never been bored? Never had a long night? Never had a lot of cabinets to put up?
Captain Jack Harkness: There's seriously a banana grove there? Why bananas?
The Doctor: I like bananas. Bananas are good.
The Doctor: We're not done yet! Assets, assets!
Captain Jack Harkness: Well, I've got a banana, and in a pinch you could put up some shelves.
Captain Jack: It's these special features, they really drain the battery.
Rose: Special features? That is so lame.
Captain Jack: Yeah, well, I was going to get a new one when somebody went and blew the factories up.
Rose: Well, when we first met he blew my job up, it's practically how he communicates.
The Doctor: Okay. That should hold it.
Captain Jack: The door? The wall didn't stop it!
The Doctor: Well, it's got to find us first. C'mon, we're not done yet. Assets! Assets!
Captain Jack: Well, I've got a banana, and in a pinch you could put up some shelves.
The Doctor: Window?
Captain Jack: Barred. Sheer drop outside. Seven storeys.
Rose: And no other exits.
Captain Jack: Well, the assets conversation went in a flash, didn't it?
The Doctor: You just assume I....
Rose: What?
The Doctor:You just assume I don't - dance.
Rose: Are you telling me you do - dance?
The Doctor: 900 years old me, I've been around a bit, I think you can assume at some point I've ...danced.
Rose: You?
The Doctor: Problem?
Rose: Doesn't the universe implode or something if you dance?
The Doctor: Well, I've got the moves but I wouldn't like to boast.
Rose: [turns up music and holds out her hand] You got the moves? Show me your moves.
The Doctor: Rose, I'm... trying to resonate concrete.
Rose: Jack'll be back, he'll get us out. So come on. The world doesn't end if the Doctor dances.
The Doctor: [to Rose] I’ve travelled with a lot of people, but you’re setting new records for jeopardy-friendly.
The Doctor: He's not a captain, Rose.
Rose: You know what I think? I think you're experiencing 'Captain Envy'. You'll find your feet at the end of your legs. You may care to move them.
The Doctor: If he was ever a captain, he's been defrocked.
Rose: Yeah? Shame I missed that.
Captain Jack: Actually, I quit. No-one takes my frock. Most people notice when they've been teleported. You guys are so sweet.
Captain Jack: I'll have the navcom up and running in ten minutes. Carry on with... whatever you were doing.
The Doctor: We were talking about dancing.
Captain Jack: Didn't look like talking.
Rose: Didn't feel like dancing.
Rose: You used to be a Time Agent and now you’re trying to con them?
Captain Jack: If it makes me sound any better, it’s not for the money.
Rose: For what?
Captain Jack: I woke up one morning when I was still working for them, found they’d stolen two years of my memories. I’d like them back.
Rose: They stole your memories?
Captain Jack: Two years of my life. No idea what I did. Your friend over there doesn’t trust me. And for all I know, he’s right not to.
Rose: Are the words "distract the guard" heading in my general direction?
Captain Jack: I don't think that's such a good idea.
Rose: Don't worry, I can handle it.
Captain Jack: Trust me I've gotten to know Algie quite well since I've been here. You're not his type. I'll distract him. Don't wait up.
The Doctor: Relax. He's a 51st century guy. He's just a little more flexible when it comes to dancing.
Rose: What do you mean?
The Doctor: Well, by his time, you lot are spread over half the galaxy.
Rose: Meaning?
The Doctor: So many species, so little time.
Rose: You mean that's what we do when we get up there? That's our mission? We seek new life and...
The Doctor: Dance.
The Doctor: What's life? Life's easy. A quirk of matter. Nature's way of keeping meat fresh.
Nancy: Yes, I am your mummy. I will always be your mummy.
The Doctor: Welcome back. Twenty years to pop music - you're going to love it!
The Doctor: Everybody lives, Rose! Just this once, everybody lives!
The Doctor: History says there was an explosion here. Who am I to argue?
Rose: Usually you're the first in line.
Mrs. Harcourt: My leg's grown back! When I come to the hospital, I had one leg...
Doctor Constantine: Well, there is a war on... is it possible you miscounted?
Rose: Look at you. Smiling like you're Father Christmas.
The Doctor: Who says I'm not red bicycle when you were twelve?
Rose: What?
The Doctor: And everybody lives, Rose! Everybody lives! I need more days like this.
Captain Jack Harkness: The last time I was sentenced to death, I ordered four hyper-vodkas for my breakfast. All a bit of a blur after that... I woke up in bed with both of my executioners. Lovely couple, they stayed in touch! Can't say that about most executioners.
The Doctor: Close the door will you? Your ship's about to blow up: there's gonna be a draught..
The Doctor: Rose, I just remembered!
Rose: What?
The Doctor: I can dance!
Captain Jack Harkness: Who the hell are you?
Mickey Smith: What do you mean who the hell am I? Who the hell are you?
Captain Jack: Ah, sweet, look at these two. How come I never get any of that?
The Doctor: Buy me a drink first.
Captain Jack: You're such hard work.
The Doctor: But worth it!
Mickey: Have you seen yourselves? You all think you’re so clever, don’t you?
The Doctor: Yeah.
Rose: Yeah!
Captain Jack: Yup.
Mickey: That old lady’s staring.
Captain Jack: Probably wondering what four people could do inside a small wooden box.
Mickey: What are you captain of? The innuendo squad?
Cathy Salt: [talking about mysterious deaths connected to the "Blaidd Drwg" project] And then just recently Mr. Cleaver, the government's nuclear advisor?
Margaret Blaine: Slipped on an icy patch.
Cathy Salt: He was decapitated!
Margaret Blaine: It was a very icy patch.
Captain Jack: According to intelligence, the target is the last surviving member of the Slitheen family, a criminal sect from the planet Raxicoricofallapatorious, masquerading as a human being zipped inside a skin suit. OK, plan of attack. We assume a basic 57-56 strategy, covering all available exits on the ground floor. Doctor, you go face-to-face, that’ll designate exit one. I’ll cover exit two. Rose, you exit three. Mickey Smith, you take exit four. Have you got that?
The Doctor: Excuse me. Who’s in charge?
Captain Jack: Sorry. Awaiting orders, sir.
The Doctor: Right, here’s the plan. [pause] Like he said. Nice plan.
Secretary: The Lord Mayor says... thank you for popping by to have a chat but, um, she's up to her eyes in paperwork... perhaps if you could make an appointment, for, for next week...?
The Doctor: She's climbing out the window, isn't she?
Secretary: ...Yes, she is.
Margaret Blaine: This... is... persecution. Why can't you leave me alone? What did I ever do to you?
The Doctor: You tried to kill me and destroy this entire planet.
Margaret Blaine: Apart from that.
Margaret Blaine: We're in Cardiff. London doesn't care. The south-west coast could fall into the sea and they wouldn't notice! Ohh, I sound like a Welshman. God help me, I’ve gone native.
The Doctor: Is that what you want? A last meal?
Margaret Blaine: Don’t I have rights?
Captain Jack: Oh, like she’s not going to try to escape!
Margaret Blaine: Except I can never escape the Doctor, so where’s the danger? (pause) I wonder if you could do it. Sit with a creature you’re about to kill and take supper. How strong is your stomach?
The Doctor: Strong enough.
Margaret Blaine: I wonder. I’ve seen you fight your enemies. Now dine with them.
The Doctor: How’s Mickey?
Rose: He’s OK, he’s gone.
The Doctor: Do you want to go and find him? We’ll wait.
Rose: No need. He deserves better.
The Doctor: Off we go then. Always moving on.
Captain Jack: Next stop, Raxicoricofallapatorious. Now you don’t often get to say that.
The Doctor: We’ll just stop by and pop her in the hatchery. Margaret the Slitheen can live her life again. A second chance.
Rose: That’d be nice.
Lynda: She's been evicted... from life.
Davina Droid: Would the Doctor please come to the diary room... You are live on Channel 44000. Please do not swear.
The Doctor: You have got to be kidding.
Lynda: You keep saying things that don’t make sense. But who are you though, Doctor? Really?
The Doctor: Doesn’t matter.
Lynda: Well, it does to me. I’ve just put my life in your hands.
The Doctor: I’m just a traveller wandering past. Believe it or not, all I’m after is a quiet life.
The Doctor: The human race. Brainless sheep, being fed on a diet of - mind you, have they still got that program where three people have to live with a bear?
Lynda: Oh, Bear With Me? I love that one!
The Doctor: And me. The celebrity edition, where the bear got in the bath! But it's all gone wrong! I mean, history's gone wrong. Again!
The Anne Droid: So, Rose, what do you do?
Rose: Oh, I'm just a traveller...
The Anne Droid: In other words, you're unemployed.
Rose: No...
The Anne Droid: Do you have a job?
Rose: Well, no...
The Anne Droid: Well, then you are unemployed. And yet you can still afford peroxide.
Captain Jack Harkness: What's a Defabricator? [his clothes get disintegrated.] Okay, defabricator, does exactly what it says on the tin.
Captain Jack Harkness: Am I naked in front of millions of viewers?
Zu-Zana and Trin-e: Absolutely.
Captain Jack Harkness: Ladies, your viewing figures just went up.
Trin-e: [Captain Jack pulls out a weapon] But, that's a compact laser deluxe.
Zu-Zana: Where were you hiding that?
Captain Jack: You really don't want to know.
Trin-e: Give me that accessory!
Female Programmer: If you’re not holding us hostage, then open the door and let us out. The staff are terrified!
The Doctor: That’s the same staff who executes hundreds of contestants every day?
Female Programmer: That’s not our fault. We’re just doing our jobs.
The Doctor: And with that sentence, you just lost the right to even talk to me. Now back off!
Female Programmer: You’re not allowed in there! Archive 6 is out of bounds!
Captain Jack: [holds up his guns] Do I look like an out-of-bounds sort of guy?
The Doctor: Save the flirting for outside.
Captain Jack Harkness: I was just saying hello.
The Doctor: For you, that's flirting.
Dalek: It is the Doctor. He has located us. Open communications channel!
Dalek: The female will stand! Stand!
Emperor Dalek: I will talk to the Doctor.
The Doctor: Oh, will you? That's nice. Hello!
Emperor Dalek: The Dalek stratagem nears completion. The fleet is almost ready. You will not intervene.
The Doctor: Oh, really? Why's that then?
Emperor Dalek: We have your associate. You will obey or she will be exterminated.
The Doctor: No.
Emperor Dalek: Explain yourself.
The Doctor: I said no.
Emperor Dalek: What is the meaning of this negative?
The Doctor: It means no!
Emperor Dalek: But she will be destroyed!
The Doctor: No! 'Cause this is what I'm gonna do - I'm gonna rescue her! I'm going to save Rose Tyler from the middle of the Dalek fleet, and then I'm going to save the Earth, and then - just to finish you off - I'm gonna wipe every last stinking Dalek out of the sky!
Emperor Dalek: But you have no weapons, no defences, no plan!
The Doctor: Yeah, and doesn't that scare you to death? [to Rose] Rose?
Rose: Yes, Doctor?
The Doctor: I'm coming to get you.
Dalek #1: You know The Doctor. You understand him. You will predict his actions.
Rose: I don't know! And even if I did I wouldn't tell ya.
Dalek #1: Predict! Predict! [shouts] Predict!
Dalek #2: TARDIS detected, in-flight.
Dalek #1: Launch missiles. Exterminate!
Rose: You can't! The TARDIS hasn't got any defences, you're going to kill him!
Dalek #1: You have predicted correctly!
Emperor Dalek: We waited here in the dark space; quietly infiltrating the systems of Earth. Harvesting the waste of humanity. The prisoners, the refugees, the dispossessed, they all came to us. They were pulped, sifted, purged. The seal of the human race is perverted, only one cell in a billion was fit to be nurtured.
The Doctor: So you made an army of Daleks out of the dead.
Rose: That makes them half human.
Emperor Dalek: [shouts] Those words are blasphemy!
Dalek: Do not blaspheme! Do not blaspheme! Do not Blaspheme!
Emperor Dalek: Everything human has been purged. I have cultivated pure and blessed Dalek.
The Doctor: Since when did the Daleks have a concept of blasphemy?
Captain Jack: It’s been fun, but I guess this is goodbye.
Rose: Don’t talk like that! The Doctor’s going to do it. You just watch him.
Captain Jack: Rose, you are worth fighting for. [kisses Rose] Wish I'd never met you, Doctor. I was much better off as a coward. [kisses the Doctor ] See you in hell.
The Doctor: If I’m very clever- and I’m more than clever, I’m brilliant- I might just save the world. Or rip it apart.
Rose: I’d go for the first one.
The Doctor: This is Emergency Programme One. Rose, now listen, this is important. If this message is activated, then it can only mean one thing: we must be in danger, and I mean fatal. I'm dead, or about to die any second with no chance of escape.
Rose: No!
The Doctor: And that's OK, I hope it's a good death. But I promised to look after you, and that's what I'm doing. The TARDIS is taking you home.
Rose: I won't let you.
The Doctor: And I bet you're fussing and moaning now, typical. But hold on, and just listen a bit more. The TARDIS can never return from here. Emergency Programme One means I'm facing an enemy that should never get their hands on this machine. So this is what you should do: let the TARDIS die. Just let this old box gather dust, no-one can open it, no-one will even notice it. Let it become a strange little thing standing on a street corner. And over the years, the world will move on, and the box will be buried. And if you wanna remember me, then you can do one thing. That's all, one thing. Have a good life. Do that for me, Rose. Have a fantastic life.
Rose: That fight is happening right now. And he’s fighting for us, for the whole planet and I’m just sitting here eating chips!
Jackie: Listen to me. God knows I have hated that man, but right now I love him. And do you know why? Cause he did the right thing. He sent you back to me.
Rose: But what do I do every day, Mum? What do I do? Get up, catch the bus, go to work, come back home, eat chips and go to bed? Is that it?
Mickey: It’s what the rest of us do.
Rose: Well, I can’t.
Captain Jack: Ladies and gentlemen, we are at war!
Dalek: Identify yourself!
The Anne Droid: You are the weakest link. [disintegrates three Daleks] Goodbye.
Captain Jack: Yes!
The Anne Droid: You are the weakest link.
[Dalek shoots Anne Droid]
Dalek: Exterminate!
Jack: I kind of figured that.
The Doctor: It's ready! [looks up as Daleks enter the room and surround him]
The Doctor: You really want to think about this, cause if I activate the signal, every living creature dies.
Emperor Dalek: I am immortal.
The Doctor: Do you really want to put that to the test?
Emperor Dalek: I want to see you become like me. Hail, the Doctor, the great exterminator!
The Doctor: [hands on the lever] I'll do it!
Emperor Dalek: Then prove yourself, Doctor. What are you, coward or killer?
The Doctor: [Doctor makes to push the lever down, pauses, and steps away] Coward, any day.
Emperor Dalek: Mankind will be harvested because of you're weaknesses!
The Doctor: And what about me? Am I becoming one of your angels?
Emperor Dalek: You are the heathen. You will be exterminated!
The Doctor: Maybe it's time.
The Doctor: What have you done?
Rose: I looked into the TARDIS and the TARDIS looked into me.
The Doctor: You looked into the time vortex, Rose, nobody is supposed to see that!
Emperor Dalek: This is the abomination!
Dalek: Exterminate! [Dalek shoots at her with its laser, but Rose lifts up her hand and stops it]
Rose: I am the Bad Wolf. I create myself. I take the words... I scatter them, in time and space. A message, to lead myself here.
The Doctor: Rose, you've got to stop this, you've got to stop this now! You've the entire vortex running through you're head, you're going to burn!
Rose: I want you safe, my Doctor. Protected from the false God.
Emperor Dalek: You cannot hurt me, I am immortal.
Rose: You are tiny. I can see the whole of time and space, every single atom of your existence, and I divide them. Everything must come to dust. All things, everything dies. The time war ends.
Emperor Dalek: I will not die! I cannot die!
The Doctor: Rose, you've done it, now stop. Just let go.
Rose: How can I let go of this? I bring life. [Jack start breathing again and opens his eyes]
The Doctor: But this is wrong! You can't control life and death!
Rose: But I can. The sun and the moon, the day and night... but why do they hurt?
The Doctor: The power's going to kill you and it's my fault!
Rose: I can see everything... all that is... all that was... all that ever could be.
The Doctor: [stands up] But that's what I see. All the time. And doesn't it drive you mad?
Rose: My head...
The Doctor: Come here.
Rose: ...is killing me.
The Doctor: I think you need a Doctor.
Rose: What happened?
The Doctor: Don't you remember?
Rose: It's like...there was a singing...
The Doctor: That's right! I sang a song and the Daleks ran away!
The Doctor: Rose Tyler, I was going to take you to so many places. Barcelona. Not the city Barcelona, the planet Barcelona. You'll love it, fantastic place, they've got dogs with no noses! [laughs] Imagine how many times a day you end up telling that joke, and it's still funny!
Rose: Then, why can't we go?
The Doctor: Maybe you will, and maybe I will, but not like this.
Rose: You're not making sense.
The Doctor: I might never make sense again! I might have two heads! Or no head! Imagine me with no head - and don't say that's an improvement. [Rose smiles] But it's a bit dodgy, this process. You never know what you're going to end up with.
Rose: Doctor!
The Doctor: Stay away!
Rose: Doctor, tell me what's going on.
The Doctor: I absorbed all the energy of the time vortex and no-one's meant to do that... every cell in my body's dying.
Rose: Can't you do something?
The Doctor: Yeah, I'm doing it now... Time Lords have this little trick, it's sort of a way of cheating death, except, it means I'm going to change. And I'm not going see you again, not like this, not with this daft old face. And before I go -
Rose: Don't say that!
The Doctor: Rose, before I go I just wanna tell you - you were fantastic... absolutely fantastic... and do you know what? [Rose shakes her head] So was I.
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