Ninja Factory

    Astroninja is a black and white, pink and gray singaporian punk band, who wears a belt of honeycombs and leaves a mob of chimpanzees everytime they leave the stage. Their popular single, "The Bukkake Udon Song" starts like an elk ride and revs up into a bufallo wrestle. Dong's wonky guitars implants a vision of candystripped pants and would make you feel like there's a live electric shave in your womb or if you are a man, in your closet, hacking away on your party suits. Ramon's drumline gives the song a solid Chuck Norris chest and with Naomi's screaming and cheering and all the "Oi" bits you would know these guys are having fun. The song lingers after each listen and the words ring in your head. Catch the meme you'll know what it is. Then there's the ballad of Chuck Norris, the band's tribute to the hairy idol. It's a salvo of noise masterfully programmed to hit a single target: your tickly zone. Speaking of eloquent chaos, get your boots and smash the office while listening to "The Anthem for the Ordinary." Another zircon is their tribute to Wayne, the passionate "Thunder". You know everyone has a heart and these guys own really big ones.

-DC

Visit their myspace:

http://www.myspace.com/astroninary