Sort of Stories But They Aren't Actually Stories... Type Things

Squidliness
Hey. This is my website. It's mostly just all my stories but there's some other stuff there too.
Before you read anything, click here . It will let you know exactly
what you're letting yourself in for by coming here.

All of my stories are 100% true (give or take a few letters). Honestly, even the one with the Kev the giant. If you say they aren't then you should go to the land of the undead and eat undead people's eyeballs with a side order of fries. Actually... that's not really a punishment. Just go away.

All pictures and graphics on this site were created by me using Paint and a lot of free time. Except the one with the stick guy and the pie. I found that on Google. If you steal them, I am powerless to do anything, so please be nice and maybe link it back to me. I have a severe visitor insufficiency. That's a disease. Not that you would want my pictures. But just in case... And sign the guestbook. Anyone...

To meet the cast of my stories click here.


This is me. I like pie.
Click the picture to go to my sad MSN space.
I'm not cool enough to have a
MySpace. I like to annoy people.

Sign the guestbook... please