This is Kenny the cow. He has a very happy life because he lives with lots of other cows and
there is a posh sun to give him warmth and light. He has lots of good grass to eat because the field he
is in is next to the river which floods and makes the grass grow well so the cows can eat it and produce lots of milk,
except Kenny doesn't produce milk beecause he is a boy cow. He can also be moved out of the field if it floods so
he won't drown unlike the unfortunate crops which fare better on dry, gently-sloping land so that the water will drain away.
There is one bad thing about Kenny's life. He can't get a girlfriend.
A lovely young cow approaches Kenny. He gets very excited. Maybe he will finally get a girlfriend.
But he is disappointed yet again. The cow sees a much hotter cow across the field
and strides over to him, quickly putting on her lipstick.
Here's Kenny's friend, Kevin. Kevin has an idea to help Kenny get a girlfriend. However, Kevin can't
get a girlfriend either so maybe it's not such a good idea to follow his advice. Kevin's plan is to
blow up a rubber glove and attatch to him to... er... enhance his male asset.
So Kenny decides to give Kevin's idea a try. After all, he has no other ideas and nothing to lose.
He miraculously finds a rubber glove just lying in the field (how convenient, yet believable) and blows it
up as big as he can.
His plan is working, he has attracted a beautiful cow already. Let's watch from
a distance and see how it goes.
Oh no. The cow thinks he is a girl cow because the glove looks like an udder.
Kenny knew he shouldn't have listened to Kevin's advice. But wait. The cow is shouting
something. She is asking Kenny to come and meet the rest of the girls. They are in the showers.
Well it looks like Kevin's plan has worked out quite well after all. Kenny still doesn't have
a girlfriend but he is in a room full of naked cows. What more could a young boy cow want?
The End
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