Welcome one and all to the most useless webpage on the net. Jesse's mother fucking webpage. That's right I said it. Some of you might know me as:
- Jesse
- Jessicus
- *rolls eyes* Jessica...
- Never
- Cease
- Stripper (don't ask)
- Andy the Android
- J-Bot
- Kid
- The Robot
- Jailbait
- Alex
- the little retarded J in KjAK
- Freak
- WTF
- Your mom
- your foster mom
- the bassist from Monroe 85
- or even God
This website is to fill your life with boredom and useless knowledge that you will never need for the rest of your days but is STILL intresting to know. You will hear about music intrests, see pictures galore, and become equiped with confusion over and over again. That's right I will fuck your brain into a time warp any given time and you'll like it ninja style. Just have fun adventuring my page and don't get yourself into any trouble.
