I can remember it clearly, I was sitting at a table with the actress.", I told Mr. Green.
"Mmh, continue", he said this while scribbling on a notepad of paper.
"And, uh, I think we were talking about fruit...", I continued.
"Ya, uh huh.", Green continued scribbling, noting every word I said.
"Yes, yes. We were. I remember," I paused for a moment trying to recall what happened next, " Then all of a sudden, this blue penguin came bursting through the window!"
Green eyed me. He stopped writing on his notepad. He arched an eyebrow at me, "A blue penguin?"
I stared with full confidence at his doubtful look, " Yes, it's what I said, penguin, a blue penguin."
"Uh, alright..", Mr. Green gave a shrug and continued scribbling. "Go on."
"Yes, yes. I remember, the penguin's name was.... Hmm, what was it?", I thought for a few seconds, "Uma! That's it! Uma! That's his name!"
Green eyed me again, arching the same doubtful eyebrow, "Uma? The penguin had a name?"
"Well of course he had a name, silly!", I told him playfuly, "He told me!"
"The penguin told you... uh, it's name?" Green stopped scribbling again.
I looked at him as if he had grown an extra leg, "Mr. Green! Uma is not an 'it'!", I scratched my head, "Now that I think about it, Uma had very good english for a penguin."
Mr. Green looked at me as if I was insane. Which I am not, by the way. I was telling him the truth! The true truth!
"That will be all the questions for today," he said, "I'll come back same time tomorrow."
With that last quote, Mr. J. Green packed up his breifcase, grabbed his seude hat and coat, and walked briskly out the door. He walked on untill he saw my mother staring him down.
"So how'd it go?", she asked him firmly.
Mr. Green looked at her and smiled, "If you ask me Mrs. Himms, that girl is an insane one!"
And so he pushed her aside and ran out the door. He went into his car, but sadly Mr. Green didn't see the bomb inder his seat. And in one quick press of a button, my mother blew the mean doctor away. Yes, yes! He was a mean doctor. Didn't believe me y'know.
Okay, if some of you are lost let me explain. My name is Yoshiko, Yoshiko Himms. My friends call me Yoshi, or Yos, or Shi, my mom likes to call me Snuggle Yoshkins. But enough about my names, lets talk about the blue penguin, Uma. Oh yes, yes... Lets talk.