NARCUSGFX;; END OF YEAR AWARDS!
NARCUSGFX has been open since June this year however, in the world of lady wrestlers, many things have happened this year. Rivalries have sparked, new alliances formed, suprise releases, title changes and
much much more! So, the following categories are;;
- DIVA OF THE YEAR
- KNOCKOUT OF THE YEAR
- CHAMPION OF THE YEAR
- COUPLE OF THE YEAR
- FEUD OF THE YEAR
- HEEL OF THE YEAR
- BABYFACE OF THE YEAR
- MOST OVERRATED WOMAN OF THE YEAR
- MOST UNDERRATED WOMAN OF THE YEAR
- DEBUT OF THE YEAR
- WORST DEPATURE OF THE YEAR
- RETURN OF THE YEAR
- ALLIANCE OF THE YEAR
- LOSER OF THE YEAR
- INTERVIEWER OF THE YEAR
- PPV MATCH OF THE YEAR
- WHO ARE YOU?
- 2009 BREAKOUT STAR - THE ONE TO WATCH
- JILLIAN'S BEST MUSICAL PERFORMANCE
- MOST HOLLERING INTERVIEW
- BEST ENTRANCE MUSIC
- BEST WOMAN OF 2008
Each of the categories, nominees and winners are shown below, so check it all out!! Marc's is in green and Marcella is in yellow.
DIVA OF THE YEAR
For WWE Diva of the year, the nominees are;
Alicia Fox | Beth Phoenix | Brie Bella | Candice Michelle
Eve Torres | Jillian Hall | Katie Lea | Kelly Kelly
Layla | Lilian Garcia | Maria | Maryse| Melina
Michelle McCool | Mickie James | Natalya | Nikki Bella
Stephanie McMahon | Tiffany | Vickie Guerrero | Victoria
So, WWE Diva of the year. Let me get some fruit. What? I need fruit to think idiotbox. Hush. There's a few Divas listed above who deserve to be Diva Of The Year and theres a few who really don't. I think Maryse deserves it. She's worked majorly hard and looks more impressive than most of, if not ALL of the former Diva Search girls, plus, she won the Divas title too! Nooooo MELINA deserves it. She's been wrestling since 2002. Mel didn't have to win a little contest in order to be recognized as being a diva. Sure, she didn't make the cut for Tough Enough. But blah, she has solid matches and likes to bitchslap. And Marc, she's a two time Women's Champion. Take that! At least the Women's Title doesn't look like a five year old designed it. :). Eh, Melina might be one of the best WWE has to offer, but Maryse has proved herself in such little time. Maryse may have not been wrestling for years on end, but she [ and Kelly ] have decided to ditch their barbie doll pasts to concentrate on wrestling and put on proper matches and finally to try to prove themselves, and Maryse has certainly done that. Are you talking about proving oneself in the ring? Melina actually has some moves that a lady or MAN have never done! Maryse likes to flip her hair. How is that hardcore and serious about wrestling? HUH? In that case, you know what VICKIE GUERRERO should win the award. She has to KISS Edge and take moves from BIG SCARY wrestling giants like the Undertaker. So yeah, Vickie should win since she has no wrestling training whatsoever. YAYA! Well, Vickie has definately been the most over person in the WWE this year, female OR male, but according to WWE, she isn't a Diva, so BAM she can't win. Another Diva I think deserves it is Candice Michelle. She's had one crappy year and she's turned it all around and is back on track. The poor twat re-injured herself and was cut out of her WrestleMania match, which must have been horrible for her, and she came back and was a little rusty, but she worked on it and she's definately been like woahh ever since. What do you think bub? Ooh, YAYA. Candice once commented on John Cena-[Oh lordy, you manage to hook Cena into EVERYTHING you weirdy]-having a big heart, and I believe Candice does have a big heart for wrestling. She waved off her slutty past, to become a wrestler. And yeah, she had a rough patch. But she is doing everything within herself to get better and improve. So let's do it. Let's make Candice Michelle WWE Diva of the Year.
WWE DIVA OF THE YEAR: Candice Michelle
KNOCKOUT OF THE YEAR
For TNA Knockout of the year, the nominees are;
Angelina Love | Awesome Kong | Christy Hemme | Gail Kim
Jacqueline | Karen Angle | Lauren | ODB | Raisha Saeed
Rhaka Khan | Roxxi | Salinas | "Sarah Palin" | Sharmell
SoCal Val | Taylor Wilde | Traci Brooks | Velvet Sky
Oohh yey, it's Knockout of the year time. Um, Marc why is there Daff-- Sarah Palin on the list? Can I pick her? Oh can I pick her? HOLLAR?! That is how she says it right? Yes, that's how she says it. Ahehe. Well okies, you can pick her if you want, she has been rather comical embarrasing the top contenders for this award, The Beautiful People! Ooh good ;]. I say Beautiful People win this one, wubber. They are package deal. You can't just pick Angelina Love or Velvet Sky. I agree with ya 100% popz, there are many Knockouts listed above who have made an 'iMPACT!' ;] this year in TNA and a one or two who haven't been given a proper chance, but The Beautiful People definately win this award. HOLLER! HOLLERING! Marcella.. Yes Marc? GET THE BAGS!
TNA KNOCKOUT OF THE YEAR: The Beautiful People
CHAMPION OF THE YEAR
For Champion of the year, the nominees are;
TNA Knockouts Champion Awesome Kong
TNA Knockouts Champion Gail Kim
TNA Knockouts Champion Taylor Wilde
WWE Divas Champion Maryse
WWE Divas Champion Michelle McCool
WWE Women's Champion Beth Phoenix
WWE Women's Champion Mickie James
Okie, let me start this one. All the champions apart from Awesome Kong, have been so BORING this year. B - O - R - I - N - G! Michelle McCool, Mickie James, Taylor Wilde, Beth Phoenix's and Gail Kim's short reign this year were the most generic and boring title reigns like EVER! Just as I was about to get into Maryse's Divas title reign, she gets injured. I mean seriously, she could of been such a good champ..maybe next time Maryse! I don't care about this category as I only wub Awesome Kong lots. Beth's reign was nice for a few seconds. But blah,THE REAL ANIMAL, the monster Kong is just sooo royal. Looks like theres no arguing on this category either!
CHAMPION OF THE YEAR: TNA Knockouts Champion Awesome Kong
COUPLE OF THE YEAR
For the couple of the year, the nominees are;
Booker T and Sharmell
Edge and Vickie Guerrero
Santino Marella and Beth Phoenix
Sonjay Dutt and SoCal Val
William Regal and Layla
Sooo, couple of the year.. Oi, I know who wins that <:)! Me and JILLIAN?! WUB! Uh, no, MARC RAVEN VALENTINE ! Not you and Jilly, it's myself and John Cena. We are all the rage! LMFAO YAYA! You and Cena it is then <:). *mumbles* psycho hoes BEAST! Shut up, NARCUS! I like to take this time to accept MY AWARD with Cena. People tend to not support or believe in us. But WE did it! We are better than Edge and Vickie Guerrero. THANK YOU! THANK YOU ALL WHO VOTED!! THANKS to all my adoring fans! And remember-- --*slaps* Good LORD WILL YOU SHUT UP!! Thankie sankie end of award. ;] *hits Marc with the 99 crusher*.....BWAHAHA..
COUPLE OF THE YEAR: Me AND CENA YAYA
FEUD OF THE YEAR
For feud of the year, the nominees are;
Awesome Kong versus Christy Hemme
Awesome Kong versus Taylor Wilde
Beth Phoenix versus Melina
Beth Phoenix versus Mickie James
Michelle McCool versus Maria
Michelle McCool versus Maryse
The Beautiful People versus Everyone
The Bella Twins versus Victoria & Natalya
Okies so there hasn't really been any solid feuds this year. EVERY Beautiful People feud is entertaining and I loved the Bella's feud with Vikki and Nattie, but it's Michelle McCool's feuds I have been most impressed with this year. :S. Ooh, I loved Maryse and Michelle's feud. It has been so well done. Michelle and Maryse have been trading wins and loses all year, and it finally came to a head with Maryse finally winning the butterfly belt. :)!
FEUD OF THE YEAR: Michelle McCool versus Maryse
HEEL OF THE YEAR
For this category, the nominees are any Diva or Knockout in 2008 who has played as a heel [the bad girl].
Vickie Guerrero or Awesome Kong should win this! They are probably the most over women in the both promotions, biatchhhhhh! Oh it should be a sell out with the Beautiful People, but Kong and Vickie have been grand A bitches. However, Awesome Kong has had a solid tenure as the monster of TNA. So she HAS to be the heel, hell she beats everyone to a pulp. Vickie compared to Kong just screams.
HEEL OF THE YEAR: Awesome Kong
BABYFACE OF THE YEAR
For this category, the nominees are any Diva or Knockout in 2008 who has played as a babyface [the good girl].
Kelly Kelly, because she's improving. YAYA, Kelly is certainly improving the fastest and she gets one of the biggest pops out of the Divas and knockouts. Plus, she's just been slung in an interesting storlyine with Randy Orton and Kane.
BABYFACE OF THE YEAR: Kelly Kelly
MOST OVERRATED WOMAN OF THE YEAR
For this category, the nominees are;
Awesome Kong | Beth Phoenix | Gail Kim | Maria
Michelle McCool | Mickie James | Roxxi
OH OVER RATED! Let me tell YOU ALL WHAT'S OVER RATED! ROXXI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! So she bleeds during one match, and now she's the hardcore knockout. One time, and now she's all psycho and wants to fight everybody and curse! Well, this will be news for you Roxxi! You are soooo over rated, biatch! Yes, you can wrestle. Yes, you are bald! But, sweetie, calm down, and wear nice clothes. Your outfit for the Santa Workshop Match was tacky and supported MY reason to put you on this SCRABBY AWARD. Holler! I agree with 'Cella 1000000000% on this. Michelle, Beth and Mickie's overrated-ness has died down nearing the end of this year which is good, because now we can BAG Roxxi for being a silly overrated scrabby lady. HOLLERING!
MOST OVERRATED OF THE YEAR: Roxxi
MOST UNDERRATED WOMAN OF THE YEAR
For the most underrated woman of the year, the nominees are;
Cherry | Jacqueline | Jillian Hall | Katie Lea
Raisha Saeed | Traci Brooks | Victoria
ALL of these girls are so underrated. Saeed, Jillian, Victoria and Katie Lea [ whenever she is on television ] LOSE. They aren't taken that seriously because of it, and they are a bunch of the most talented women on WWE/TNA tv. Traci Brooks doesn't wrestle anymore which is sad because she's a great wrestler, she just flops her boobs everywhere like Lauren Jones. Cherry's gimmick made people believe she couldn't wrestle, when she was a decent wrestler and used IRKFULLY! OH and Jacqueline is probably the most experienced out of the nominees for this category and it's ashame all she does now is dance around at ringside like a giddy evil elf. At least all of those, apart from Raisha have had the chance to prove themselves. Marc is totally right. At least with Jackie and Victoria, they had some time to shine. But, Traci, Jillian, Raisha, and Katie haven't. Traci, Jillian and Katie have at least won matches, even though that's very few and far between. But POOR RAISHA SAEED never WINS ANYTHING! That really pisses me off. She's the best knockout wrestler there and isn't given ANY SHOT. At least Katie was given a chance to be Women's champion. And well, Traci and Jillian have been in big matches that were potential winners. BUT this is a travesty for POOR Raisha Saeed. Now I'm so mad, I want to THUMP these creative team idiotholes in BOTH TNA and WWE.
MOST UNDERRATED OF THE YEAR: Raisha Saeed
DEBUT OF THE YEAR
The nominees for the the best debut of 2008 are;
Katie Lea | Natalya | Raisha Saeed | Rhaka Khan
Roucka | Sojourner Bolt | Taylor Wilde
Tiffany | The Bella Twins
Hmmm, all of these girls debuts were pretty interesting [ apart from Sojourner Bolt...what the hell is a Sojourner Bolt anyway? ] and made me wanna watch what's going on to see what happens with them. Roucka's [ now known as Rosa faggy Mendez or something ] has probably been the most humorous so far, I just hope WWE don't milk this! I wub them all, except Bolt. She's scary. But the debut of the Bellas was the best. They were tricking their opponents left and right. It was wonderful. I also wubbed how Roucka jumped the barrier like a crazed looney. But YAYA for Bellas!
DEBUT OF THE YEAR: The Bella Twins
WORST DEPATURE OF THE YEAR
The nominees for the worst depature of 2008 are;
MAY 8 | Torrie Wilson | Left because of back injury
LATE JUNE | Moose Knuckles | Broke her leg
JULY 9 | Ashley Massaro | Left to tend to ill daughter
AUGUST 15 | Cherry | Released - 'Too big' to be a WWE Diva
AUGUST 20 | Gail Kim | Left TNA to work for WWE
NOVEMBER 10 | Lena Yada | Released
TORRIE WILSON! Torrie was one of the first Divas I saw watching WWE and I've always been a fan of her. Butuh I was seriously shocked when Cherry and later in the year when Lena Yada was released and also when Ashley left to tend for her somehow now existant daughter. I never cared too much for Gail Kim so her depature didn't bother me, neither did Moose's. But I say Torrie for this one! Oh POOR Moose. She is now not only hideous, but poor from the cost of the surgery. Oh well. When Lena and Cherry were released, I personally emailed WWE, and raised some hell. That was so much fun. Ashley's release was expected when she said her child or family member was ill. Poor her. She'll be back. Gail deserves to go where she can get more MOOLAH, so that doesn't matter. But TORRIE was a staple of the divas. Her being gone is like woah. I feel bad for her back, hopefully she can come back soon in some form. Lena had no chance given to her, but family comes first, since her dad is sick. But Torrie, why are you injured, when you did mostly fluff matches? It's the irony. She even said it that she wasn't built to wrestle but she did it cos she grew to wub it.
WORST DEPATURE OF THE YEAR: Torrie Wilson
RETURN OF THE YEAR
The nominees for the the best return of 2008 are;
Alicia Fox | Candice Michelle | Mae Young
Melina | Stephanie McMahon
MELINA'S BACK!!!! YEY!!!!!!!! That was my favorite return ever. Sure, Candice's return was nice, but I wasn't emotionally invested at that time. I wubbed Stephanie McMahon's return too, BUT SHE HASN'T BITCHSLAPPED people, so I'm not pleased with her. And Mae is always there o.O That scary lady. SO YAYA for Melmel. Gooo Melina! Go win the title! In fact, can she win both the Diva's title and Women's title? Don't ask questions silly nonno ;]. Anyways...without a doubt Melina. I feel bad for Candice, injuring herself twice, but I say Melmel! YAY!
RETURN OF THE YEAR: Melina
ALLIANCE OF THE YEAR
The nominees for the the best alliance in 2008 are;
Awesome Kong and Raisha Saeed
Awesome Kong and Rhaka Khan
Melina and Jillian Hall
Natalya and Maryse
Natalya and Victoria
The Beautiful People
The Bella Twins
ALL of those alliance's have been wuby this year, but Melina and Jillian Hall never fail to make me smile when they come out. Even though they might not have teamed up much this year, they still bitched around in backstage segments and in after the bell segments too. It's only a matter of time before Melina turns heel and these Divas team up again! The Hollywood Jetsetters, as Marciwub calls them. Oh I have so much wub for Melina and Jillian. They were my favorite alliance! Marc, I have many names for them....The Hollywood Dream Team as well. SO BLAH for WWE. Put them back together now, or face the Royal Flush!! Holleringgg!!!!!!!
ALLIANCE OF THE YEAR: Melina and Jillian Hall
LOSER OF THE YEAR
The nominees for loser of the year can be any WWE Diva, TNA Knockout or any woman wrestler that has graced us with their nasty presense in 2008;
Hmm, there's been quite a few girls who I would rather forget about, but can't because they are plastered all over their respected shows. Roxxi and Maria in my books have been the two girls who have gotten on my nerves completely in 2008 and hopefully in 2009 they will be released...YAYA! Oh LOSER. I think Mercedes Steele should be the loser as she is the filthiest skank breathing! But she doesn't deserve recognition. So yes, Marc,Roxxi and Maria have been on my nerves! But, let's give it to Maria. She's horrible, granted she says she is TRYING, but I'm sorry, you are our loser of 2008. Goodbye!
LOSER OF THE YEAR: Maria
INTERVIEWER OF THE YEAR
For the best interviewer of the year, the nominees are;
Crystal Louthan | TNA iMPACT!
Eve Torres | SmackDown!
Lauren | TNA iMPACT!
Lena Yada | ECW
Okay, there's only two possible candidate for this award, Lena Yada and Lauren. But sorry, Lena! Lauren is oh so much better. She gives it to the Beautiful People each and every week. She works well with the wrestlers and actually has acting skills! Plus, she was bagged by the Beautiful People, so holler! I agree 100% bub, hollering!
INTERVIEWER OF THE YEAR: Lauren
PPV MATCH OF THE YEAR
The nominees for this category are;
QUEEN OF THE CAGE | Lockdown | Roxxi def. Knockouts
TRIPLE THREAT | Judgment Day | Mickie def. Beth & Melina
BIMBO BRAWL | Bound For Glory | ODB, Rhaka & Rhino def. Beautiful People
MAKEOVER BATTLE ROYAL | Sacrifice | Gail Kim def. Knockouts
BUNNYMANIA | WrestleMania 24 | Beth & Melina def. Maria & Ashley
I QUIT | One Night Stand | Beth def. Melina
DIVAS TAG MATCH | Survivor Series | Team RAW def. Team SmackDown!
I think ALL of those matches apart from the 'I Quit' match were really great! I don't understand why EVERYONE is ranting and raving about how wonderful that match was because compared to other matches that have happened this year, it's hardly even good. It's like big LALA two ladies in an 'I Quit' match, TNA would do 'hardcore' stuff nearly week, so it wasn't anything new to see two Divas in such a 'hardcore' match. I've never watched Bunnymania and I don't want to. I'd say the triple threat, the bimbo brawl tag team and the Survivor Series match were probably three of the best. But my vote goes to the makeover battle royal. It gave each Knockout a chance to shine and hey, they shaved Roxxi bald! YAYA! I liked most of the matches for different reasons. But, I won't get into it right now, as it will be an essay. The Triple Threat Match with Melina, Mickie, and Beth showcased their abilities. Hey TNA, these girls can really wrestle! Too bad, you are being silly with badgering WWE. Grow up! YAYA! Anyways, Makeover Battle Royal and Queen of the Cage were my absolute favorite. But, idiotholes and idiotboxes of the world, TNA Makover Battle Royal wins, because the Beautiful People were able to pick up so much heat, and it was a fun match, even though Gail Kim won her 9087747 chance at the Knockout title and really, Roxxi bald was soo wubby. But hey TNA, Molly Holly was the first bald lady of wrestling! Be Jealous!!
PPV MATCH OF THE YEAR: Makeover Battle Royal
WHO ARE YOU?
For the 'who are you?' award, the nominees are;
Katie Lea | Lena Yada | Mercedes Steele | Payton Banks
'Rosa Mendez' | Serena Deeb | Sojourner Bolt | Tiffany
Okay so anyone with half a brain will know Rosa Mendez, Beth Phoenix's biggest fan is Milena Roucka from the 2006 Diva Search and well, Tiffany, Katie Lea and Lena Yada weren't exactly used a great deal in 2008, which left people questioning who they were whenever they would pop up. And oi, I mean really, I had heard of 'Josie' a few times, but I never realised it was Sojourner Bolt and I mean really, who is Serena, Mercedes 'Lexxus' Steele and Payton Banks? Really? Really?! REALLY? WHO THE HELL ARE THESE PEOPLE?!I love how people just pop up on TV with no or limited explanation and just disappear and come back. Anyways, BOOO to you TNA and WWE. But really what is a soujouner bolt?! Hun, you have many several appearances under different names and I still dont know WHO you are despite knowing you are from OVW. Silly ape!!
WHO ARE YOU?: Sojourner Bolt
2009 BREAKOUT STAR - the one to watch
For the one to watch of the new year, the nominees are;
Alicia Fox | Angela Fong | Christy Hemme | Kelly Kelly | Natalya
Roucka | "Sarah Palin" | SoCal Val | Tiffany | Wesley Holiday
"Sarah Palin" [ Daffney ] I think is one of many to watch in 2009. I can see her being found out as a fake Palin and then BAM, flung into a feud with The Beautiful People, that should be fun as Daffney's an awesome wrestler. Oh how I wub Daffney. I loved her ever since WCW. You know I played her once on an e-federation. It was so much fun screaming at people. I can't wait to see what "Sarah Palin" does. I think 2009 will be Kelly's year, she will probably win or come close to winning the Women's title, maybe Natalya will get a push also. OHHIES, I think we should keep our eyelids PEELED right back to see what kind of impact the biatches in FCW will make. Alicia Fox and Roucka are great wrestlers, and Wesley strangley isn't far behind them. However, Angela is WAY WAY far behind them. I doubt she will be shocking or wowing anyone anytime soon! I have to whole heartedly agree with mamz. This might just well be Kelly and Natalya's year!. But, I think people need to put more credit and watch out for Alicia and Roucka; especially Miss Roucka "Rosa Mendez". She's already in a big storyline that will hit the roof as soon as next week. Marc, I say Roucka should win, everyone else doesn't have the right combination. However, people look out for Kelly Kelly to be involved more with main event guys!
THE ONE TO WATCH IN 2009: Roucka & "Sarah Palin"
JILLIAN'S BEST MUSICAL PERFORMANCE
Look below and click on 'listen' to view some of Jillian's best musical performance's of 2008;
"Beautiful" | LISTEN
"No Chance In Hell" | LISTEN
"Oops! I Did It Again!" | LISTEN
"Single Ladies" | LISTEN
"Sliced Bread" | LISTEN
OH MY GOSH! I'm so Jillatonic, my love is chronic, I'm so bionic, you know who I am OHHHHHHHH!! SHUT UP MARC! YAYA, I wubbed Beautiful. Anytime Jillian sings, it's wubby. Ohhhh, everytime Jillian sings I dance around like Raisha Saeed, but Beautiful was her BEST performance of 2008! :D
JILLIAN'S BEST MUSICAL PERFORMANCE: Beautiful
MOST HOLLERING INTERVIEW
The following five Beautiful People interviews are nominated for the most "HOLLERING" interview of 2008;
Beautiful People want Palin to come to TNA | WATCH
First Letter From "Sarah Palin" | WATCH
HUSTLERS! | WATCH
"Roxxi Is So UGLIEEE!!" | WATCH
Sharkboy & Curryman Meet The Beautiful People | | WATCH
The Beautiful People are TNA. Every moment with them on camera is definitely memorable and worth noting. However, we can't do that! Oh no, these were the top promos! We didn't even mention their SMASHINGS! So without any further ado, Marc I say their promo against Christy Hemme was the best. Not only are they beautiful and dirty, but they are the "hustlers" of women's division. Holler!! HOLLERINGGG you psycho hoes BEAST!!!
THE MOST HOLLERING INTERVIEW: HUSTLERS!
BEST ENTRANCE MUSIC
For this category, every Diva and Knockout's entrance music are nominees!
Yaya entrance music! I love Sliced Bread [ the most ], Angel On My Shoulder, Rhaka Khan's, Longue Lizard and Ohh Oui! Those are the ones I always dance to, and Kong's because I wub smashings, but anyway (A)...So guys, you know you want her because her entrance theme wins! Truea, Marc you are soo totally right. HOLLAR!
BEST ENTRANCE MUSIC: "Sliced Bread"
BEST WOMAN OF 2008
The Best Overall Woman of the Year goes to someone who has always made a direct impact in the women's division. Boldly going where no female has gone before. So Marc,who do you think is turning up the heat? Oh my 'Cella, is it Mae Young? Why yes, Marc. It is Mae Young. She's been wrestling since the start of WORLD WAR TWO! Yes December 7, 1941! She was wrestling and she wrestled a few months ago in her old age. Mae Young is as tough as they come. She wants to wrestle on her 100th birthday, so how could we not? Puh-lease, she's as hardcore as hardcore can be, SHE GAVE BIRTH to a HAND! Plus, she's the most entertaining Diva in history. Everytime she flies out from behind the curtain everyone smiles, she's the best!
2008's BEST WOMAN: Mae Young
CONCLUSION - by Marcella
Marc and I would like to thank each one of you for reading the awards and making NARCUSGFX so great. Without loyal readers, we wouldn't exist. A special thanks go out to both WWE and TNA with their women's division. We might bicker with them, but without them women's wrestling wouldn't exist in the capacity it is now. And thanks to all the haters of Divas/Knockouts, because you suck and you make these lovely idiot ladies work harder. And I would like to say one last thing from the heart. We award John Cena the Male of the Year. Because behind every lady there's a wubby man. And Cena is the wubbiest man ever. Thank you! Thank you! ...oh brother!
