My Scotland

Arse Bandit

To be Gay

Arse piece

An insult said to someone annoying you

Arse wipe

General insult

Aye

Yes

Backie

Help a friend climb a wall or to carry a passenger on a bicycle

Bahookie

BUM

Baltic

Really cold

Bampot

Person of an unstable nature

Bamstick

Akin to a bampot, perhaps a liitle more complex

Banjo sandwich

fried egg piece with a runny yolk

Banjoed

Getting hit, Punched

Bar L

Barlinnie jail

Barras

The barrows market

Barrbru, Babru

Irn Bru

Barry White

Shite

Bass, or Ya Bass

Forever, like Tongs Forever. From some 60s gangs Italian background

Bass, Ya

Bastard, word originally used by the gorbals gangs from the 1960s

Baw herr

Ball Hair

Bawbag

Ballbag, term of endearment.

Baws

Balls

Bead Rattler

Catholic

Beelin

Angry

Beezer

something good

Bell tinky

Give it your all

Beltar, or Beltur

Super duper.

Belter

Something that is good

Berry's, The

F*ckin brilliant

Big Hoose

Prison

Bin

Horrible disgusting person

Bingo Bus

Police Van

Bint

cow, bitch

Black Maria

The large black police bus that takes neds to court from police offices

Black necks

Dirty Person

Blawin fur tugs

Knackered

Blazin

Drunk

Bleach or bleached

to hit or repeatedly hit with blunt instrument i.e a bottle

Blootered

Drunk

Blow

Hash

Boabie

Penis

Boak

Vomit

Boatle a' soup.

Buckfast wine

Boattle

Bottle

Bob Hope

Rhyming slang for Dope.

Boggin

Filthy, Dirty

Bolt

Run, Flee

Bonce

Head

Boost

Going somewhere

Boozers

Pub

Bottle Merchant

coward

Boudo

Money

Boufin

Stinking

Brass Monkey

Junkie

Brief

Car

Bucket

Bucket-bong, water implement used to smoke hash.

Buckfast Commando

intoxicated, aggressive yet fearless individual

Buckfast Triangle

Airdrie, Bellshill, Coatbridge

Buckfast Valley

Lower Clyde valley, Lanarkshire

Bucky

Buckfast Tonic Wine

Budgies

Wearing your socks over your tracksuit trousers

Bufter

Homosexual

Bufty

Homosexual

Bum

A person who can't fight

Bump/ Bumped

Steal, Stolen

Bunty

someone who gets bullied

Burds

Females

Buroo

Social Security

Buzzin

Stoned, drunk

byraway

used instead of a full stop at the end of every sentence byraway

Calley

Can of Carlsberg Special Brew

Cargo

Carry Out - essentials from off licence

Cargo Shop

Off Sales

Charred

Drunk

Chavvy

A word neds used to call non-neds, but is now used to describe neds.Or people from out of town.

Cheeba

Dope, Hash

Cheeky water

Alcohol

Cheers

Thanks

Chib

Knife, any weapon carried by a ned or adapted for such use eg. pool cue used in a bar fight becomes a 'chib'.

Chibbed

Being like cut witha sharp object

Chippie

Chip shop

Chong

Hash

Choringchock

stealing many

Claimed

To say that something you've found is yours or that you are going to fight someone

Clatty

Dirty

clint easterhoose

a show af from easterhouse

Clockwork Orange

The Glasgow Underground Train System

close

Communal entrance to a tennemant building

cludgie

toilet

Connle

Candle

coo

milk,ie. two sugar and coo or cow

Cooncil Joose

water

Copper crack

Someone with a dirty arse

Copper crack

somebody with a shitty bum

Corpy

Glasgow Corporation (Glasgow City Council)

Couldnae

Couldn't

Council telly

Normal tv channels only i.e. not Sky, Cable etc

Coupon

Face

creashie

rather overweight usually applied to ladies

Cumbie

Gang name

Dae

Do

Daftie

Daft person, Idiot

Dancer

Fantastic

Dancer, ya

Really good

Dancin, The

Disco or nightclub

Diddie Ride

Using womens breasts to simulate intercourse

Diddies

Womens breasts

Diddy

Idiot or fool

Dile You

Slash you

Dime Bar

A person of limited intelligence

Dingy

To ignore; or clatty - dirty.

Dobber

Penis

Doin, Doing

A beating

Donner

A walk

Drum, The

Drumchapel, area of Glasgow

Duds

trousers

Dug

Dog

Dug Van

Small Police ' Wagon '

Dull yin

Something good, a cracker

Dunted

A wee bit drunk

Eat the breed

a glutton

Edge, Edgie

Keep a look out ( Keep the edge).

Edgy

Keeping a lookout.

Eejit

Daft person

Electric Soup

Cheap strong wine. e.g El Dorado or Buckfast

Emdy

Anybody

Er the Polis

There's the police

Erra

There's eg. Erra gas lighters. 4 furra poun.

Erse

Backside

Eye ball

Meet a person

Fae

From

fagit

Fag Dealer

Fandan

You Spazzy, idiot.

Fanny Batter

vaginal fluids

Fanny Bawz

A person who isn't too clever

Fannybaws

A Person

Fanny-Struck

In love

Fartsack

Bed

Feegie

Ferguslie Park area

Filth, The

The police

Fleeing

Mad wth Ecstacy

Fleeto

Gang name

Foalian

Following

Fossill Park

Possilpark

Frankie Vaughn's

Ryhming slang for hawns (hands)

Fuck wit

Idiot

Fud

Fanny

Fud

Vagina

fu-git, fuggy

F*ckin Nugget

Fugly

F*ckin ugly

Ful eh it

Drunk

Hackit

Ugly

Hairy

Girl Ned

Hairy coo

Highland cow

Ham Shank

Wank

Hampden Roar

Score

hat aff yae

when a hat is stolen

Haw

Hey

Haw Maws

Balls or testacles

Hawd

Hold

Hawfwit

A simple person, A moron.

Healthy

Good looking

Heavy Bongoed

Drunk, Intoxicated

Heavy Scran

A very satisfying and enjoyable main course.

Heavy Whitey

When some one does something very gay

Hee Haw

Nothing, eg.you're getting hee haw

Heid

Head

Heid the Baw

An Idiot

Heider

To head a ball or a Glasgow kiss

Heidy

Header, the ball

Hen

Something all girls get called, substitute for 'luv', 'doll' etc.

Here you

To demand someones attention

himshie

a rather masculine looking lady

Hingoot

Whore, woman of ill-repute

Hoachin

Full of, bursting at the seems

Hon, Hawn

Hand

Honkin

Smelling

Honner

(Hander) - people that step in for you in a fight.

Horti

A form given to motorist by the Police (HORT1)

Hotty

A weirdo

Huckled

arrested by the Police

Hun

Rangers supporter

Hunner

Hundred

Jaggey Bunnet

A Hat

Jaggy

Supporter of Partick Thistle Football Club

Jake

Cheap Cider

Jake, jakie

A tramp

Jars

Womens breasts

Jay

A Joint (Hash)

Jen up

Honest

Jile

Prison

Jimmy Riddle

Piddle, Piss

Joaby

EXCREMENT

Joby Jabber

Homosexual

Johnny Bags

Condoms

Jubilee

iced carton drink

Juke of Montrose

A Dose

KB'd

to get knocked back

Keech

excrement

Keepy uppy

To keep the ball in the air

Kerry oot

A Carry Out

Keys

Call a truce

kinna ?

Can I

Tadger

Penis

Tagz

Writing on walls

Tally Van

Ice cream Van ( Tally = Italian)

Tan

To smash a window

Tan

To drink your booze very quickly

Tap

Top, Football top

Tap

A loan of money

Tarrier

a catholic, usually of irish descent

Taxed

Reserved

Ten Club

Ned Girl

Teuchter

Anyone outside Glasgow who does not have a Glasgow accent.

The boak

sick or feeling sick

Tim

Celtic fan

Tink

Poor person

Toaty

very small

Toley

Jobby

Tonic

Buckfast Wine

Tool

Idiot,(you're a tool)

Toon

Town or City Center

Toutin

Smoking

Trackies

tracksuit bottoms

Trippen

Having a laugh

Troopettes

A group of female friends

Troops, The

Group of friends

Tube

Idiot

Turn, a

Criminal act

Ur

Are

Urnae

Aren't

Wacky Baccy

Cannabis

Wagon, or Meat Wagon

Large Police van

Walk, The

Orange Parade

Wallies

False teeth

Walopper

Penis

Wan

One

Wankered

Drunk

Wee G

Glasweigens

Weech

Fling

Weegi

Protestant Glaswegian

Weegie

Roman Catholic Glaswegian

Weekender

Arrested, Friday for court on the Monday.

Weeman

Small person

Whit

What

Whitey

Sick

Wide-o

Un trustworthy person

Widnae

Wouldn't

Winching

Snogging, Kissing

Windae licker

Person with mental disabilities

Wine

Buckfast (Tonic wine)

Wisnae

Wasn't

Wull

Will

Wur

Our or were

Ya, ye

You

Yersel

Yourself

Young team.

A young ned gang from a certain area.

Yur

Your

Zebadeed

mad wae it, on drugs