RiverDancer

"I have always lived in never never land, aka 'Deliverance'.  For many years I have lived across the street from the Easter Bunny, next door to Popeye, two blocks from a Lego factory and backdoor to two gnomes and the Wizard of Oz. I dress according to the weather, wearing whichever breeze happens to be blowing.  I am a member of a large and powerful tribe whose activity is not confined to any special field of action but regulates the whole. The tribe usually has the last word in everything and sets the opinions of taste and limitations of speech. We are sometimes called Idiots but are best known as Southeners."

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A Red Eye Gravy Morning Hard Hats and Honky Tonk Music Mama's Bedtime  
     
     

Hard Hats and Honky Tonk Music

- Recollections of the first day in a new job 

 

Ours is a town with streets named for tobacco farmers and presidents: the past pokes through like naked bones. The mystery of 1950-something sawed-off shotguns and moonshine still hangs in the air in the honky tonks when heat lightening flashes. You just had to be here in the late 50's.

The Florida Panhandle was blistered and the temperature stuck in the throat at 100 when I first met him. I was 20 years old, fresh out of college and a newlywed. He was said to be a wild one, the spitting image of Rowdy Yates (Clint Eastwood in "Rawhide") and popular with the honky tonk ladies. Rumors of his saloon escapades were topics of conversation in the high brow circles in our town, especially with the mothers. He possessed greater enterprise than discretion they said.

FloridinCo.jpgThat first morning of my new job he came through the back door of the mining company office carefully stomping wet, grey clay from his boots on a ragged mat. Tracks of dust lined his face squint lines; calcined clay emissions clung to curly dark hair peeking from under his white hard hat. His jeans were banged-up and worn and his mud-caked cowboy boots looked mean. An open pack of Camel cigarettes strained the pocket of his cowboy shirt and a yellow pencil rested back of his right ear. I was stunned and dared not close an eye for fear I'd miss something. "Here comes trouble," I mused. (I remember what he was wearing because he wore a slight variation every day thereafter. )

"Come on over here, Billy and meet our new employee," hollered aging Shipping Clerk, Carl. Acknowleging the introduction with a no favors to bestow smile, Billy lapsed into silence as he pencilled railcar numbers on a schedule and two finger-typed SAL's Switch List. Satisfied with his squiggles on charts he sifted thru stacks of teletyped railcar orders and then slid his pencil back over the top of his ear.

Reversing his path past our crowded metal desks he lit a cigarette and opened the back door without a word or backward glance. Rumbling mills and heat clashed with our humid indoor air when he slammed the door behind him.

And he was gone. Gone back to his dark, dusty little office deep in the heart of the Plant. Back to his radio tuned to a country station and Connie Smith. Back to his ringing telephone and black coffee. Back to a nagging management group and sour workforce.

His exemption from the stress of authority allowed him to carve a path to advance in a system of pitfalls for the rest of us. Had I been smarter I'd have recognized sooner than I did that he crafted the only profitable surface clay mining operation formula in existence.

You just had to be here.

 

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A Red Eye Gravy Morning 

- in which our newest contributor, G.G.Goodson (aka RiverDancer) invites us to share a taste of breakfast in the Deep South.


 

We had country ham for breakfast this morning. We cooked it in an iron skillet the way people South of the Dixie Line do. Of course we had grits, fried eggs and biscuits, too. We were eating at 3:30 am. Why, you ask? Because we woke up early.

After reading the local paper we cooked and laughed in our white paneled kitchen while the world slept. Well, everybody except the paper carrier that is. Too early to open the kitchen drapes we waited patiently for the morning news from a local tv station.

The distant highway was silent as we sat drinking our coffee. We discussed the climate of the hour which is a permanent topic of conversation of little interest unless our tomatoes are ripe. We inherited the tendency to chatter about the weather from our ancestors whom it keenly concerned.

Meanwhile, the grits were simmering.

We call our breakfast Soul Food which can only be found in our house, our mothers’ house, a relative’s house or maybe even a friend’s house. Reckon it could have been called Comfort Food.

 

Editor's note (for UK readers):  Grits are small broken grains of corn.
They were first produced by Native Americans centuries ago. 

 Read more of G.G.Goodson's words from the Deep South
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RiverDancer
(G.G.Goodson)

 
About me: Born an eyelash from the capitol of Florida USA when times were hard with ration books and music was the exlicer of life. Groomed to be a Southern Belle with a flair for journalism I spent years proving the glass ceiling in a mining operation was not a mirror.
 
My husband and I are native born north Floridians living in Deep South, USA where only the natives speak a different language, sweet tea is appropriate for all meals,  a good dog is worth it’s weight in gold and saying “Bless yo’ heart” can keep you out of a mess of trouble.


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