The Words They Say
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ABS - AND - PECSOLUTELY \abs and pecks-oh-loot-lee (adv): without a gay doubt. ANGRY ARMS \'an-gry-arms\ (n): the gesture Will makes when reprimanding Jack.
\'bel-jun-waks\ (n) a regular wax but it hurts so much that you treat yourself to a waffle afterwards BIG GIRLS UPSTAIRS \big-gurls-up -stehrs\ (n): God BO-CURIOUS \bo-'Kur-ee-us\ (adj) the state of being potentially interested in getting botox injections, but unable to admit that interest
\brus-band\ (n): dervived from both words "husband" and "bride", one of the grooms at a gay wedding, fulfilling the roles of both husband and bride CARPOUCHE \car-pooch\ (n): a stickler or a grouch; one who will not allow invented words whist playing scrabble COMING OUT-FIT \kum-ing-out-fit\ (n): the apparel one wears for the meal at which one comes out to his mother
'dan-skin-on-yer-man-skin\ (n): skin-tight clothing on a gay man DOMO ARIGATOS, MR. TOMATOES \do-mo-ah-ree-'gah-toes-mis-ter-to-'may-toes'\ (n): male genitals (see also "James and the giant peaches") DON QUEERLEON \dahn-kweer-lee-oh-nee\ (n): the head of the fabled gay mafia.
\fan-eh-low (n): A Barry Manilow fan so obsessed that he or she would hang out in internet fan rooms and even possibly make his or her own Barry bobble-head. FLAMING SCHNAPPS ACT OF 1987 \fla-ming-shnahps akt\ (n): the legislation which gave homosexuals the right to drink whatever they want FREAK BENCH \freek bench\ (n): the bleacher seating on the sidelines where the ungainly and socially awkward are banished from the seventh grace dance
\gay cherch\ (n): Gym GAY HIGH HOLY DAY, THE \gay-hi-hoe-lee-day\ (n): aka Halloween GAY IT FORWARD, To \gay-it-fo-werd\ (vi): the act of a more experienced gay man coaching a man who is just coming out of the closet, just as he himself was coached GAY JEAN, THE \gay-jeen\ (n): French, low-cut women's jeans when worn accidentally by a gay man GEISHA HAND \gay-shuh-hand\ (n): the mannerism of holding one's hand near one's mouth to cover a flaw, for instance a sore from having had a mole zapped at the dermatologist HANDS OF JUDGMENT \hands-uv-juj-ment\ (n): gestures made while criticizing someone's taste, clothing friends or apartment HOMOJO \ho-mo-jo\ (n): the ability to maintain a deep friendship and connection between a gay man and his hag. HOMO NOSTRA, THE \ho-mo-no-strah\ (n): another name for the feared gay mafia JACKINESE \jak-i-neez\ (n): the language one speaks when discussing dating boys JACKTING \jak-ting\ (n): the art of staging a classic play but changing it to include a desired, yet wholly imaginary, homosexual subtext. JACK-U-CCINO \jak-u-chee-no\ (n): the coffee drink speciality of the house at New York's Cafe Jacques JAMES GIRL JONES \jay-mz-gurl-jonze\ (n): the inner, loosened-up apparently gay self that is believed to live inside James Earl, and would lead to him becoming a better actor. JOCK BLOCK, THE \jahk-blahk\ (n): the maneuver of cutting a friend off from picking up a guy oneself. MACHO GASPACHO \mah-cho-ga-spah-cho\ (n): a donation of sperm, subsequently kept cold MANOREXIC \man-or-eks-ik\ (n): the condition when one cannot bear to eat, due to depression over loosing a man. Mc FARLAND METHOD, THE \mik-fahr-land-meh-thud\ (n): a new school of acting, named after its founder, which has already helped countless aspiring actors, actresses, and act-transgenderes individuals MISTER SISTER \nih-stah-sih-stah\ (n): either a drag queen, or the real Cher, who can be mistaken for one. Mood Stabilizer Party Mix \mood-steh-bil-i-zer-pahr-tee-miks\ (n): A party food favoured by rich socialites consisting of uppers, downers, and candy corn, and costing $3000 per batch Multiple Sarcasm \mull-tih-pull-sahr-kaz-um\ (n): a series of bitchy jokes made in a row Nag Hag \nag-hag\ (n): the female owner of a gay horse. Oliver Wendell Homo \'ah-lih-ver-dul-'ho-mo\ (n): a gay litigation attorney. Penelope Cruz, To \puh-'nel-oh-pee-krooz\ (n): to insinuate one's way into a closed, elite group by starting a relationship with one of its members
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