Why cats are better!
WHY CATS ARE WAY BETTER THAN DOGS!!
This is totally trash... but below it's not!!
I hear say "Dogs rule cats drool!"
But those people are dumb. The people above are very smart!!
Cats will do your chores... like wash your clothes, take down that sighn, drive your kids to school...
Choose witch bed...
Dogs walk around... they drool, see another dog and fight, they're dumb!!
Oh, yeah right, you say, " Cats SCRATCH people!!" What babys!!
Now, you shall say this: Dogs ATTACK people and rip they're skin and they die!!
DOGS DROOL ALL OVER YOU!!
Dogs will go on your laptop, cats will go in the toilet or a litter box!
Admit it! Dogs are SOO greedy!
Cats will be best friends forever! But dogs? They ignore each other!
Dog saying, "NOOOO! I don't wanna leave the park!" Then he attacks!
People actully think they're dogs love them and think they are cute,
WELL LOOKIE HERE!!!
Dogs attacked in egypt!! NOT CATS!
Cats are very smart! They watch TV, go on the computer, read books!
Cats will play with you, I mean not boring fetch, PLAY games!!
Dogs are really bad at guarding if they don't guard everything!!
Cats will keep pests out of your house and dogswill just bark at them!
Well, why do we need a picture? Tom and Jerry!
Cats are ROCK STARS!!!
I LOVE kiddie coc tails! Or Kitty cat tails!!
Cats will keep strong!!
Cats will give you breakfast!
See? Cats can go to work, AND school!
Cats are the best gifts!!
Cats CARE for you!!
Cats wear crowns!!
We all see this ALL THE TIME!
Cats can swim with you, and not doggy paddle! I mean, did you know that cats will go in the water if it needs to?
Cats can drive cars now and before!
Cats play games not looking up where to pee!
Cats at least can get the paper without riping it!
Doglovers, do you call this ugly? It's adorable!
Cats love music!
Cats can go fishing! Dogs CANT do that!
This is how a cat looks when a dog farts....
Cats have FASHION!
Cats are the coach of baseball!
Dogs have to sleep on the floor!
The look on a cat's face when he/she first sees a dog!
Cats love christmas, too!
How much can cats read?
" No! These people are dumb. Drake Bell's CD goes to the LEFT!"
A funny image between birds and cats. Look on the right side of the image and you'll understand!
What do ya mean cats can't chew gum?
LAAAAA! Cats can sing wonderfully!
" MOMMMM! The dog drank all of the beer AGAIN!!!"
Ewwwww Get that face away from me!
Cats will sleep like normal people!
In school.....
Let's dance, baby!
Oh look! I see the mistletoe! You know what that means, right?
At least they can use the potty!
Okay through the dog in at 3....2....1!!!!!!!
What color paint?
Lets both take a shower!
My favorite actress!
Okay, okay one more glass...
Wow (in a wwwoowwww groaning voice), anyone can do that. Why don't you jump off a cliff? I would laugh at THAT!
HA HA! I get the top and not the hanging bag! (RIIIIPPPPP) I might wanna call 911, the dog broke his leg as he fell out when the bag ripped....
Yah yah he's cute now let's get on with it!
Remember how the pigrems and Coloumbous defeted the Indians???
Ewww ugly and dumb, the definition to Dog.
There's a pumpkin carving contest.... (i'm saying this sarcasticly) Oh I WONDER who will win....
Dog: "Are you going to be in there all day!?!" Cat: "You mean you can't go outside in public like the rest of the ugly dogs!?!"
If that was a woman, what a dumb way to put your seatbelt on!!!!!
Your not gonna see THAT at the park!
One, I HATE and HATE Mcdonalds, Two, DUMB COSTUMES!!!!!
Awww! Let's look at cats in clothes!
The next American Idol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Okay, I got the target.....
Here are funny cat pictures!
Now pictures of how your rooms, funiture and house looks when you come home from work with a cat in charge.
Your house.
Your room.
Your toilet.
Your kitchen.
Your TV.
Your couch.
Now pictures of your house, funiture, and rooms when you come home from work and a dog is in charge.
Your house.
Your room.
Your toilet.
Your kitchen.
Your TV.
Your couch.
I would choose a CAT.
Cats can ride a bike.
They can play the gutair.
They are cute n' cuddly!
Ya' call this cute n' cuddly? I sure don't!
CAT FIGHT!!!!
This is just plain FUNNY!
Cats rule, even people named islands after cats! Cat Island, Bahamas, Cat Island, Mississippi, Cat Island, Arkansas!
(No pic for cat island, arkansas)
There is only one dog island, and it stinks!
It's where those evil mutts rome and destroy everything. I went there, and god, a dog jumped on a little boy and killed it. Cat Islands are cleaner, better, and prettier. Dog Island is full of poo, drool, and badness and evilness in the air. Go to this link to see how beautiful cat island is!
http://catislandproperty.com/photos.html
Cats rule and dogs drool! No I dont want to right dogs rule... SO TO BAD! CANT FORCE ME!
CATS RULE!! DOGS DROOL
The whole reason Cats are better!
Ok, listen up. Cats rule and dogs drool! I'm trying to capture the essences of cat and dog, helping convince you that cats clearly are better than dogs. There is nothing new about the natural superiority of cats. Back in Ancient Egypt, cats-not dogs-were honored and deified. The godness Bastet, who was associated with grace, fertility, and beauty, was represented as having the body of a woman and the head of a cat. Ask yourself what self-respecting goddess would manifest herself as a dog? The goddess NOBODY, that's who. In Egypt, cats were the cat's meow. Cat tombs, cat statues, and cat mummies were everywhere. Even the mighty sphinx was the representation of a cat. (Well, actully a lion, but we all know what a lion is-nothing more than a cat on growth hormones.) In Ancient Rome, the goddess of Liberty was deicted with a cat at her feet. Pretty honorable, I'd say. King Louis XV of France, Cinese emperors, and American presidents such as Lincoln, Teddy Roosevelt, Ronald Reagon, and Bill Cliton kept cats. Cats even traveled with the pilgrims on the Mayflower (dogs took a raft), and it was the cat, not the clumsy dog, that Leonadro da Vinci called nature's masterpiece. History is on the side of the cat! The question has always been: Should dogs be allowed into normal society? The answer is that if you want society to reman normal, then NO! Dogs are destructive, indecent, degenerate, and they have bad breath. Cats never offend. Take a dog into social setting and somebody's going to get in a fight. England's War of the roses probably started over some dog getting loose in a rose garden; they have that effect. Cats, on the other hand, purr and calm everybody down. Look at great human achievement in a society and you'll find a cat nearby. Ernest Hemingway wrote great stories with a cat or three whispering in his ear. When dogs whisper, you'll get Son of Sam. It should be clear even to non-felines: Cats can be trusted, dogs must be watched! Let's talk brainpower. In structure, a cat's brain is more similar to the human brain than a dog's will ever be. Cats learn quickly and adapt, are purposeful, and have great recall ability. Like us, cats are visully oriented, relying on sight to identify things, while dogs rely more on smell to tell them what's what. Take a cat to an art gallery and he'll appreciate it; take a dog and he'll sniff the frames! In comparing the weight of the brain to the weight of body, cats have "larger" brains than all other mammals except for primates ( do you really wnt to carry on a conversation with a monkey?) and marrine mammals such as porpoies and dolphins. Ounce for ounce, the cat's brain is very powerful! As for a dog's brain, we're still searching for one. Cats are undemanding, low-maintenance, and self-sufficent. With cats, busy owners can be gone for days and we'll hardly notice. Just leave some food, clean water, the television remote, and Internet access-we're happy! Dogs have no idea what to do. A dog left alone will sit around with a stupid look on his face trying to construct a thought, then he'll fall asleep. Everything you do with a dog is a chore. Ever try walking with one of those things? First of all, they need to be walked by someone ("Honey, the dog needs to go out!"), whitch is mysterious to cats as to why woman need to go to the restrooms in pairs. Cats handle their "walks" alone with no supervision. As for exercising walks, what a trip-literally! Walking a dog means getting tangled up in a leash, falling over yourself, then getting dragged unmercifully though brush, timber, brambles, and thornes as the crazed canine chases after a squirrel (as if he'll ever catch it.). Dogs have no conception of your need to have some time to yourself. A dog wants what he wants when he wants it. A dog will wait until you're totally relaxed after a hard day's work, feet up, nestled into you favorite chaie, engrossed in a book, or watching the climactic part of the movie you've waited all week to see on television, and then start. There's the pestering, the stare, the run to tha door. And if you ignore that, the worst kicks it. The sorrowful whimper coated with guilt. Write off the movie, put down the book-so what if it's pouring rain and your shoes have holes in them, it's time to go for some kind of a walk. Heaven help if you don't succumb. Psychiatrists couches are filled with people wracked with guilt over ignoreing a dog's whimper. Not the way to go. If you want a friend and helpmate, someone who will give you joy and comfort without getting you killed or into analysis, take up with a cat. Need more chaos and consternation in your life? Let me introduce you to the dog. Gucci might ryme with poochy, but cats have all the style. Fashion designers want models who are exotic and sleek with the grace of a cat. Have you ever heard of a supermodel with the attributes of a canine? Are you kidding! I have yet to find a designer who wants to have is model look like a dog. Look at sheepdogs, bad hair days to the max. At the very least, cats fit properly into their skins. Cats are tailored; dogs are frumps! And what has been the dog's only contribution to fasion? The poodle skirt! Case closed. Have you ever tried to eat dinner with dogs arouned? It's not a pretty sight. The only "table manners" dogs exhibit are pounce and devour. Besides the mad dash to the doggie dish and the throwing of food all over the floor, there's the slobbering and drooling as they start, and the whining and begging as the finish. A dog regards any icky mess you place before him as a gourmet repast. With boundless enthusiasm, the dog will drive headfirst into his doggie dish, then shove and knock it around the house until it winds up in a corner somewhere, painting the floor, basebords, and walls with the sloppy remnants of "dinner." Then, with great aplomb (and slobbery goop dripping from his chin), the dog will look up at you and ask for more! Thank your lucky stars that cats are the direct opposite. Cats are the epitome of table grace and charm-dainty bites, careful chewing,and,oftentimes, leaving a morsel or two in order to refrain from gluttonous behavior. More quiet dinners and formal dinner parties have been ruined by the presence of dogs than can be counted on all the paws of all the world's cats thoughout their nine lives. Good thing no dogs were allowed at The Last Supper- Christianity never would have gotton off the ground. Nowhere is the difference between cats and dogs more clearly defined than in the matter of " going potty." Cats tend their bathroom "business" quietly, effeiciently, and daintily, never calling attention to the task at hand. Dogs, however, turn their business of "business" into a social event. A dog on the "go" will pinball from tree to fire hydrant to lawn to flower bed to open feild in a manic search for "the right spot." (Unfortunately for owners, no matter where that spot is, it somehow coincides with being in line with the owner's next footstep!) After the dog determines his "right" spot, a ceremony ensues in which he finally makes is daily deposit, then, kicks up dirt, leaves, other's "business," and anything else not nailed down, scattering the stuff hither and yon, often onto yon owner's leg in the process. After all that, the dog meanders about ten feet and does it all over agian! Cats "complete and cover" in one nontheatrical move. A dainty deposit, a neat cover-and-burry, and off we go as if the whole silly bsiness had never taken place. Cats "go" quickly, quietly, and privately. Dogs relish giving an Olympian performance in front of groups. You must have witnessed something like this: a designated pooper struts in front of his peer group, runs through a pseudo-athletic routine of sniff-locate-circle-and-squat much to the appreciation and admiration of his peers, scale of one to ten. To canines, this ridiculous display isn't simply "natur calling," it's big time entertainment. Do you really want to buddy up with a creature like that? Ah, "S." Cats are Soft, Sweet, and Sensitive. Looking for a partner who understandes you? Look no further than that furry friend who can read your mind. Cats are in tune with your inner-most feelings and thoughts. Theypick up on your mood changes and are affected by whatever you're going through. That's why cats are the epitome of romance! Cats are the gazing at ripples on a moonlit sea. Dogs are the drinking of Ripple from a paper bag. A cat is leisurely stroll in the moonlight. A dog is a mad dash to the convenience store. Cats are definitely dine-out, and dogs are supermely drive-trough. It's all in the way cats operate. They're thinkers and poets at heart. While dogs are Mickey Spillaine, cats are Byron and Elizabeth Barrett Browning. They're not into DOGgerel, they're into CATapulting your heart onto another plane. It's a matter os class vs. crass with cats at the head of the class. Cats are crisp white dress shirts with monogrammed initials. Dogs are dingy T-shirts with gravey stains. Dogs haven't got a clue. Cats arrive with champange and flowers. Dogs just show up late. Cats are subtle, coy, and sultry. Dogs are as subtle as a train wreak. Cats know that romance isn't hard-boiled, it's soft shell. You take time to smell the roses, not to dig them up! If you want to spend all your time supervising, reforming, and correcting, you'll just love dogs. But if you want a true companion, an equal, an friend-someone who's loving without being clingy, and cute without all the drooling and dirt, then for you, cats are better than dogs!!
I hate dogs
Dogs vs. cats
Typical dog owners enjoy spewing "dogs are smarter than cats" propaganda. Dogs do what they're told, cats ignore you. Dogs learn tricks, cats do want they want. Dogs will protect you from strangers, cats don't care. Valid arguments, all. But I don't see how they add up to dogs being smarter than cats.
Dogs do whatever you tell them, whenever you tell them, like brainless drones. When you tell a cat to do something, he thinks it over and decides for himself if he wants to do it. Dogs are so happy to see you they jump up and down and run around in circles like retarded five year-olds. Cats are so happy to see you they say "hi," then go back to their nap. Dogs never bathe their stank buttholes until you force them to take a bath. Cats bathe daily. When a dog sees someone he doesn't know, he either sniffs their butt or barks at them then bites their leg. When a cat sees someone he doesn't know, he either leaves the room or snuggles into their lap.
Dogs are clearly obedient and emotional. But obedience and emotion do not equate to high intelligence. Imagine someone you know who fits the description of obedient and emotional. Is that person smart? No, of course not. To be fair, I should point out my own difficulty in determining other people's intelligence. Everyone is so very inferior to me, it's like determining which ant is the smartest on the anthill.
Anyway, when was the last time you heard of a child getting mauled by a house cat? Scratched on the face and got an infection? Sure. Arm torn off and dislocated jaw? Never.
Winner: cats. Loser: dogs.
Dogs vs. babies
Have you ever heard a dog owner say "If you're thinking of having a baby, get a dog. It's the same thing!" The last clown who said this in front of me got punched right in the mouth. Next clown to say it in front of me gets a ... well, I think you know what he's gonna get. So, owning a dog is the same as raising a baby? Really?
Can you leave your baby home alone for a few hours while you go to a movie? Or can you leave your baby home alone while at your job for the day? When your baby needs to take a dump, can you simply open the back door and let her go in the backyard? Can you feed your child the same food at every meal for his entire life and expect him to love it? When your child is being difficult can you tell her to "sit!" and "stay!" or swat her with a rolled-up newspaper?
No.
Does your dog throw a tantrum every morning because you won't let him wear yesterday's dirty socks? Do you cherish your dog's naptime because it is the only waking hour of the day you have time to yourself? Does your dog demand to watch Blue's Clues during Survivor? Does your dog crayon the walls and furniture? Does your dog prevent you reading a book for more than five minutes at a time because he ALWAYS needs your attention? Does your dog throw his food at you if he doesn't feel like eating it?
No.
Owning a dog is NOTHING like raising a child. Dog owners, don't ever say that stupid shit again. To anyone who has ever been responsible for a child you sound like an idiot. Even more of an idiot than what you normally sound like.
Winner: babies. Loser: parents.
Dog owners
Dog owners are insane. They act like their dog is, in fact, their baby. They dress him up in a stupid hat and put him in a parade. They let her sleep on, and sometimes in, the bed. They buy doggie sweaters so he won't get cold. The dog goes on vacation with the family. They rush home after work to "take care of the dog." And dog owners get offended when the dog isn't treated like a person by other people.
It's a dog! Dogs don't have the same rights and privileges people do. You know why? Because they are dogs! If you find your emotional stability comes from a stupid mongrel, you are leading a lonely life indeed. Stupid butt-sniffing mutts (the owners, I mean).
Dogs gone wild!
In some circles dogs are raised to be as ferocious as possible, the meaner the better. Large dogs can be lethal weapons. Why do you think the police use them? Because they are nice and helpful with grandma crossing the street? No, it's because they'll chase people down and bite them on the head.
Everybody is afraid of mountain lions. When one is spotted in a residential area, the police shoot it. Nobody wants a mountain lion living in their 'hood. Dogs account for far more attacks and injuries to people than mountain lions. Yet people welcome dogs into their homes, make them part of the family. As they say, if you're walking on the beach, don't act surprised when you get wet.
Why do owners not leash their dogs anymore? At least three dogs on my street are allowed to roam freely at all hours, day and night. Their favorite activities seem to be pooing on my lawn, pissing on flowers, and glowering menacingly at kids. I wonder if it is within my rights to accidentally leave poisoned milkbones on my front porch. Maybe if the family pet starts puking for no apparent reason, motherfuckers will keep a closer watch on him and not let him run all over the goddamn neighborhood.