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Lookalikes
I caught them passing by - they weren't the same The lookalikes they move from town to town And i refused to see them but they were waiting around for someone else anyway I left town for a while hoping to miss the circus parade So if you see them don't forget to tip your hat & grin at them foolishly & explain to them why you don't want their autograph |
The lookalikes they move from town to town Wear a frown |
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Tombstoning
I throw
myself off cliffs for fun
I try to avoid the rocks for fun I hope someone knows when I die I throw myself in the air for fun Tied to an elastic band for fun I'm the human cannonball |
Tombstoning
it gets you noticed Tombstoning on the front page What do YOU want written on your grave ? |
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Nicotine eye patch skeleton man with a stick made
from juice & a heart mixed with bucky & dirty water ![]() strides over to the masked balloon man with a smile With a look in the eye - a melted donkey Now there is a man with no balloons & a face full of graffiti |
Bad
Blues
Got nothin to lose cept my self-respect |
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been writing music since a long time ago Probably written more songs than an ocean or perhaps a small steam-liner (whatever that means) Catch me playing the open mics around Edinburgh... |
Naa na na na na naa |
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