Murderous Toaster Reviews

Killing the bad games industry, one by one.

MurderousToaster Games Magazine

Hey, welcome to MurderousToaster Games Magazine.                                                          

As a note, we're currently open and would like more people to help write games reviews for this site. Also, this layout on Freewebs justnow is temporary, Until I can figure out how to create CSS templates to put in Macromedia Dreamweaver.

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                                                                                             Gavin AKA HaVoC

I've given up.

Because I have the collective willpower of a mentally retarded frog I've totally given up on the MMO battle. I could blame my willpower, or, I could blame the fact that all of my files are gone due to destructively recovering my computer because it got adware. 

I'll go with the latter.

I would do a game review, but I don't have any new ones, so no game reviews until I get a new one.

The Great MMO Battle

If you've read my MMORPG article and thought it controversial, remind yourself that that was about the people online, and how dumb the ratings system is. All this aside, I'm playing loads of MMORPGs to see which one comes out top. I'm trying as much as my memory can hold, so keep an eye out. Oh, and yeah, they're all free ones. If you think I'm paying to review something that isn't a normal game, forget it. MMO's taste best free, because you're not always reminded that you're paying every month. Of course, people are gonna whine that my reviews are unfair because "IT GETZ BETAR WEN U R HI LVL NUBZR LOL NUB GTFO GO SUK A DIK BCUZ U LIKE TAHT STUF LOL". Get over it. I'm not going to the max level to satisfy your needs. I'll get to a level, and then stop. In the end, I'll look over which I enjoyed most and which I hated. I have not completed the list, but so far it is pathetically small. It goes: 9Dragons-Acclaim, Shaiya-Aeria Games, Last Chaos-Aeria Games. And will be expanded as I download more. I will delete stuff to make way for them, but if I run out of space, don't expect more. Oh yeah, and 2 Aeria Games games is enough, so don't ask me to do Twelve Sky or StoneAge 2, or whatever else. Any closed-beta games are a no, as I can't be bothered waiting for a confirmation/rejection email to come in.

                               Gavin

UPDATE: I've changed it. 9Dragons is off the menu due to the fact that it doesn't fucking work, and Shaiya is virtually the same gameplay experience as LastChaos, so that's off too.

We have a new member of the team!

Welcome Robert 'Snakerob' Norton to our magazine!His writing style will be different than my slightly cynical style, It's a bit of variation, and variation is good.