The Mufffet Manor

So I heard about these scientists (and I use that term loosely) who say ice is now forming in the Arctic.  Apparently this is a problem they say because this is new ice and not old ice.  Do these bozos have any idea where old ice comes from.  All old ice was new ice at one time... duuuuh.

It just doesn't appear from thin air.  And while we are on the subject, please send some of this supposed global warming here.  It has been below normal temperatures week after week.
My driveway has old and new ice all over it.