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The Grocery Store Is To Blame

Posted by muffetmanor on February 19, 2009 at 2:12 PM
So I am standing in line at the grocery store and the line up is pretty long.  I hunt around for something to read and all the magazines are all these women's magazines about weight loss, makeup tips, and driving your man wild in bed.

I take a quick survey and I would say at least 1/3 (or more) of the people standing in line are dudes.  Problem is is there was not a single dude magazine available for reading.  They want all us guys to read those girly magazines???  Now I know why there are so many gay guys running around - the grocery store is responsible for converting them all.

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2 Comments

Reply anonymous
10:10 PM on February 19, 2009 
This is why you send the wife to go grocery shopping instead.
Reply Jon
10:12 PM on February 19, 2009 
that last comment was mine, just in case you couldn't figure it out.