Hey everybody welcome to the
Its going to be like the amazing race kinda thing with some differences like drinking and the fact that we are cool unlike the bitches from tv
It will likely cost $$20$$ per person but if IF U BRING A CAMCORDER ITS ONLY $$15$$FOR YOU
. teams 4- 7 people,with 3 different groups fuckin up the town at random.Fuck ya..Every team will be given a list of things to do,everyone gets the same list
!the new time has not been figured out yet-but it has been postponed-let me know if ur interested
alcohol is greatly endorsed and is in a few tasks on the list even, atleast one drinker needed per team.Once your group is made it cannot split up or be changed!
And YEAHHH, the team at the end with the most footage,gets all the money,minus $$30$$ for dvds ,
I will get all the cameras to give me the footage and it will be compiled onto dvd,dvds will be given to everyone.I must get all the footage though so you can email it to me or put it on a disk{dvd prefered}some rules
:you cannot know the people who you get to do things,you cannot pay anyone to do anything.trading is ok,no helping other teamsNo help from outsiders to the game,no one can join the game once it has started unless they talk to me,all teams must be spoken to about additions to teams,like if people come late and there is room it may be possible but not for sure
in the event that a team is short a person they will get 2 free points towards winning instead,if some one joins there team those2points go away
If teams gets the same amout of things done
the 'losing team and myself' will decide based on footage/quality and task difficultyEvery person on the team must do one task or you cannot win the final prize!
all people must play ,so sorry lame people!!... you must have fun!Every task must be completed on film and you must say where you are and what task you are doin,or you get nothing{must be on film}
if anyone leaves,quits,get sick,dies,or goes home,the team must continue without them{no 2point bonus},notify me,i maybe can fill the spot with a person if someone wants to join a team late
No one can know about the contest,you cannot say things like'im doing this contest can you do this for me,or help me'NO OUTSIDE PEOPLE CAN KNOW ABOUT WHATS HAPPENING
If I find out any ones cheating in any way your team will be disqualified,be fair,its not about the money,ITS ACTUALLY ABOUT THE VIDEO
IF YOU CAN GET YOUR HAND ON A CAMCORDER PLEASE DO, THE MORE CAMS THE BETTER MAKE SURE ALL BATTERIES ARE CHARGED UP THE DAY BEFORE,NO EXCUSES!! cellphones and cams MUST BE CHARGED UP,I want moreTHAN ONE CAM PER GROUP,ALL VIDEO MUST BE PUT ONTO DVD,phones canBE USED IF emergencyOCCURS,but would rather not quality is low AND LOOKS KINDA SHITTY
IF INTERESTED OR IF YOU HAVE QUESTIONS/CONCERNS,my web site below will have all details and all lists+contact info
punkymonkey_22@hotmail.com {cell}604-329-8112
bring camcorders,extra batteries,whatever u need to get good shots if u got one..... the more ......the better...remember its all about theFUCKIN VIDEO!!!!!!!!!!
THIS IS A LIST OF 55 THINGS THAT NEED TO GET DONE,ORDER IS NOT IMPORTANT,EVERYTHING IS WORTH ONE POINT UNLESS IT SAYS DIFFERENT
1-get a goth person to dance{2points for this}
2-convice someone to do a burnout or peelie{2points if its a bus or LARGE type size vehicle}
3-be a street performer and collect $5${2points for this}
4-kiss a person you have never met{2points if its the same sex}real kisses no pecks
5-steal a lightbulb and smash it{cannot be counted as number 6 its seperate}
6-find/steal somthing left outside from christmas{anything}{2points if its breakable and u smash it}
christmas bulbs are the safest bet but feel free to be creative!
7-run down the street in underwear{2points if naked}
8-order food but u can only use swearwords and point 5swear words minimum,and u can only use1 regular word for the whole order no matter what he/she asks you
9-get film or a picture of a catapillar{the bug not the construction type of caterpiller}
10-eat 10 or more green jellybeans,til mouth is green
11-someone skateboarding{2points if they are bailing}dont hurt people on purpose!
12-someone getting peirced,tattooed,burned,or cut
13-throw a snowball at something or someone{must hit somthing-doesn't count if you miss}
14-tag 2 walls{must be big enough to read-and cant be in pencil or pen}
15-find someone that looks like santa
16-borrow a quarter from someone who looks like a killer/or just covered in tattoos
17-get a female to flash the camera{2points for the down stairs on a man or women}
if in the case we do get a guy, it we will put this at the end of the dvd,so guys can shut it off!
18-draw or create something artistic and sell it to someone-be creative {must sell for$0.25or more}
19-2 people shotgun 2beers each at the same time{or one person3beers for 2points}
20-3hard alcohol shots in a row{if35%or less then 5 shots}
21-go to anywhere that sells or rents video and find a title that sounds like a porno{cant be a rated r movie or an actual porno}has to be a movie that has nothing to do with sex at all
22-toilet paper a bike,car,or tree{2 points for a toilet papered statue}
23-write happy birthday mike on a strangers arm{2points if its on a boob}
24-write your name in 3 places with shaving foam{not gel}make sure the camera can read it
25-pick flowers and give them to the oposit sex{a stranger}
26-get an old person to swear{2 points if u can get them to say a dirty body part,like dick or cunt}
27-hump a statue{2points if you can convince a real person{stranger} to fake hump}
28-wear a pearl or beaded necklace
29-try to convince a person that you know them
30-eat fast food infront of a gym or fitness facility
31-film somone wearing shorts{2points if you yell out that its not summer when they walk by}
32-buy pizza from a fat guy
33-buy a pop,bail it onto the floor and get a free refill{this worka at most fast food places-not all}
34-buy a porn mag and tape to tape up a few naked pictures in a public washroom-in stalls too
35-wear something goofy as a hat,or a goofy looking hat{my hat doesn't count}
36-do a fake bail while crossing a street{or real if you can take it}
37-let a stranger kick you in the ass{2points for the box or crotch}
38-someone wearing all green,yellow,or red{everything but shoes}
39-{racoon eyes} black out your eyes with makeup or something and walk down a busy street
40-someone who has been drinking has to apply for a job
41-convice someone that you are doing a survey,ask them to answer honestly to 5 dirty questions
42-have a spit race on a window with a stranger
43-buy a tie to wear all night
44-find someone wearing sunglasses at night{or kinda dark-not light out}
45-climb a tree
46-buy a super crappy cd and rave to the clerk about how good it is,or act like u know the band
47-jump up and down on a couch or chair{like the cruz man}
48-jump up and down on a bed
49-film a funny fake death scene{2points if you can somehow make it look bloody}
50-fill out a personal ad in any paper,stamp and mail it on camera,with all real info show camera close up before it gets mailed{so we can read it}mad props if u send it to the same sex but no bonus
51-eat a worm or something living
52-try to pick up a girl with a really bad pick up line
53-steal an entenna ball from a car/prank call someone
54-BUY A BANNANA and walk around with it in your pocket
55-a guy has to go in and try on womens shoes{2points if they are heels}
NAUTICAL STAR - The nautical star is a very old modern tattoo, going back at least a century or more. Back in the days of yore, before modern navigation, sailors would navigate in part by the stars in the night skies, in particular the North Star in the Northern Hemisphere, and various other constellations of stars in the night sky. In the Southern Hemisphere, sailors had to use different stars and the Southern Cross became quite well-known. Sailors would then tattoo nautical stars on them because they relied on the stars to take them home, and being superstitious, they hoped their star tattoos would get them home safely as well.
Compass stars are also popular for this reason. The nautical stars were originally used by sailors to help guide their way as they sailed through the night. They relied upon the stars to protect them and bring them home safely.
A lot of soldiers get nautical stars for the same reason...protection. It is a symbol of protection and guidance. It was a very popular tattoo among sailors.
So a case could be made that the nautical star tattoo, or a tattoo of any star for that matter, would be a symbol of guidance. Now as time has passed the nautical stars represent the direction of one's life, for those of us who are not sailors but still need guidance.
Some say that if the nautical star is pointed upwards they have a higher outlook on life and so on.
The meaning of the Nautical star is to create your own path, but use the stars as a guide when you are lost or scared.
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AN IMPORTANT THING TO REMEMBER IS , THAT ITS THE SHITTY THINGS IN LIFE THAT MAKE THE GOOD THINGS LOOK SO GOOD !
and here are some insanly cool random fact that you may or may have not known!
Random Facts
1. Alfred Hitchcock didn't have a belly button. It was eliminated when he
was sewn up after surgery.
2. Grapes explode when you put them in the microwave.
3. A dragonfly has a lifespan of 24 hours.
4. It was discovered on a space mission that a frog can throw up. The
frog throws up it's stomach first, so the stomach is dangling out of
it's mouth. Then the frog uses it's forearms to dig out all of the
stomach's contents and then swallows the stomach back down again.
5. The average person falls asleep in seven minutes.
MORE!!!!! AND NEW!!!!
1. 90 percent of women who walk into a department store immediately turn to the right.
2. Next to Warsaw, Chicago has the largest Polish population in the world.
3. The typical shower is 101 degrees F.
4. Contrary to popular beliefs, chocolate does not cause acne.
5. Your hair grows faster in the morning than at any other time of day.
6. If you were to roll a lung from a human body and out flat it would be the size of a tennis court.
7. Louisiana is the only state that grows in land area every year (Due to alluvial deposits from the Mississippi River).
8. 80% of millionaires drive used cars.
9. The U.S. Government spent $277,000 on pickle research in 1993.
10. An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
WHAT UP DAWGS AND DAWG ET'S
THIS WILL BE THE NEW AND IMPROVED SITE
ANYWAY ILL TALK TO YA ALL LATER
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I MAY LOOK INNOCENT.............
DONT BE FOOLED IM EVIL!!!!!!!!!
THE USED LYRICS
"The Taste Of Ink"
Is it worth it can you even hear me
Standing with your spotlight on me
Not enough to feed the hungry
I'm tired and I felt it for awhile now
In this sea of lonely
The taste of ink is getting old
It's four o' clock in the fucking morning
Each day gets more and more like the last day
Still I can see it coming
While I'm standing in the river drowning
This could be my chance to break out
This could be my chance to say goodbye
At last it's finally over
Couldn't take this town much longer
Being half dead wasn't what I planned to be
Now I'm ready to be free
[Chorus]
So here I am it's in my hands
And I'll savor every moment of this
So here I am alive at last
And I'll savor every moment of this
And won't you think I'm pretty
When I'm standing top the bright lit city
And I'll take your hand and pick you up
And keep you there to so you can see
As long as you're alive and care
I promise I will take you there
And we'll drink and dance the night away
[Chorus]
savor every moment of this
As long as you're alive
Here I am
I promise I will take you there
[x2]
And won't you think I'm pretty
When I'm standing top the bright lit city
And I'll take your hand and pick you up
And keep you there to so you can see
As long as you're alive and care
I promise I will take you there
As long as you're alive and care
I promise I will take you there
[Chorus]
savor every moment of this [x2]
!!!!ROCK ON FUCKERS!!!!
FUCKIN AWSOME!!
and heres a way to see if you suffer from epilepsy....warning if you do actually have epilepsy dont watch this... http://www.ebaumsworld.com/flash/epilepsy2.html
this is the coolest shows ever ,i watched this clip about him and his wife and a finger in the bum-priceless,use the link scroll down abit and press play on the media player- http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=4340&nsfwfs=yes THE SHOW IS CALLED LUCKY LOUIE!
WELL IF YOU KNOW ME THESE ARE MY SIGNS I WAS BORN FEB19TH RIGHT ON THE CUSP
OF THE DAY MAKING METHE LUCKY MAN TO GET BOTH OF THE GOOD SIGNS-HERES ME!!
>>>PISCES - The Partner for Life
>>>Caring and kind, smart, center of attention, high appeal, has the
>>>last word. Good to find, hard to keep. Fun to be around, extremely
>>>weird but in a good way. Good Sense of Humor! Thoughtful. Always
>>>gets what he or she wants. Loves to joke, very popular, silly, fun
>>>and sweet.
>>>AQUARIUS - Does It In The Water
>>>Trustworthy, attractive, great kisser, one of a kind, loves being
>>>in long-term relationships, extremely energetic, unpredictable.
>>>Will exceed your expectations. Not a Fighter, but will Knock your
>>>lights out.
