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Going fishing? Get IE, its free and comes full of bugs!
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Windows Jokes Series I
Windows- BSOD is our middle name
Windows- Where Obsessive Compulsive Disorder means reboot
Windows- Where the definition of slavery is "Internet Explorer"
Windows- WARNING!!! This OS is Firefox hostile. If you try to install Firefox, expect your house to be bombed (please note that these are only jokes, your house is not really going to be bombed if you use Firefox."
Windows- Sure, we like to force Windows users to use Internet Explorer, but according to the EULA for MSIE, it is illegal to get screwed with IE in anything other than Windows. Nope, you just can't use IE in Linux, guess you'll have to get a *REAL* browser for that!
Windows- (not) Completely IE-integrated, remember, IE IS AN OS COMPONENT, JUST LIKE NORTON AND WORLD OF WARCRAFT! (make sure you highlight the blue spot at the start.)
Windows- To shut down your computer, first push the ''START" button
Windows- Below is the entire contents of the Microsoft Invisible Dictionary of Modern Billyspeak.
word©-Something MS makes
Windows©- Something MS makes
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