These are some names I use to refer to either Bill Gates or Microsoft
Bill Gatus of Borg
Billifer Gatan
Big G with the big C (Big Gates with the big Crap)
Mr. Shoddy
For Microsoft
Microsith
Microfib
Microbomb/ Microtimebomb
Grandesoft
Shotazotz
The Evil Empire
The dark side of programming
The land of photocopiers
15x (Grandesoft products tend to multiply 15x in size with each new release)