Mr. Pig Club Rule Book

1. If you insult Mr. Pig, you die!

2. You must love Mr. Pig.

3. You must have fun (that'll be easy in our club).

4. You must admit that Mr. Pig ROCKS!!

5. You must chant "Hawawa Mr. Pig" everywhere you go and bring Mr. Pig with you.

6. In order to win cool prizes, you must win competitions (see Awards section)

7. Make many Mr. Pig drawings.

8. Be yourself.

9. Smile!

10. Every item of glory must be treated with respect (or you die, see rule 1).

11. If you touch Mr. Pig (otherwise known as "the Sacred One") and you are not a member of the official Mr. Pig club, you will be sacrificed and fed to Mr. Pig. (See here for the recipe).

12. Say "i love the Sacred One" every single day.

13. You must shower Mr. Pig with presents whenever possible. (His b'day is National Pig Day, whenever that is). Some presents suggested by Mr. Pig are listed here.