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they call it PMS because the expression "Mad Cow Disease" was already taken

I am NOT a marsupial!! (props to kyle for that one!)

cant beat a dancing milk carton

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EndlessWater731: im jsut takinga trip back to 3ed grade- listenin to spice girls
CmdrRaynor325 [3:46 PM]:  tell your ears i send my deepest condolenses

stacy:      Q-Tips® were invented in the 1920's by a Polish-born American named Leo Gerstenzang   

 
Your Star Wars Name and Title


Your Star Wars Name: Krino Copro

Your Star Wars Title: Leocho of Atirb
                                 

YEY for preppy rednecks!!!!

 
get your crabs from dirty dicks
(^dirty dicks being a seafood restaurant of course!;-)
 
"We were on location for one day in a sandpit and after every take there were people on their hands and knees looking for my nails. Another challenge was trying to go to the bathroom with claws on my hands. Now that's an adventure all on its own ".-spoken by Drew    

Mercsgirl585:  i don't like girls
Mercsgirl585:  ever since one flew off a balcony at me
Mercsgirl585:  im turied off
Mercsgirl585:  it died upon impact with my head
Mercsgirl585:  after being flung  by my sister bc it bit her
Mercsgirl585:  this was a t a funeral
nooil4theus:  what are you talking about?
Mercsgirl585:  gerbils

"there were all these dwarfs, i mean little people, crusing around in full-on  sci-fi makeup"

i got lost in Amsterdam!

this guy got lost in amsterdam!!!

Lard Man        

my friend lillie talking to  my friend elias about my friend kevin being mad at him for not coming to the retreat

Lillie: we asked kevin what he would do if you walked into the retreat and he was like "hmm. i would break his legs."
Lillie: and we were like "why?!
Lillie: and he said so you would stay put

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its fnnuy how the hmaun mnid can raed wrosd eevn thgouh teh lteters aenrt in teh coerrct odrer.

 meet joe.
joe plays.
joe sings.

joe writes

this is joe

 

 

If you ever want free stuff from a big company (phone company, internet server, etc), call them up pretend you are upset with their service and demand to be connected to "Retention." This is the department of the company that gives you free stuff to stay a customer of theirs.

 

GUSTER!!! 

 

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                                     yet again...not really

 Potato 2 potato potato potato potato!!!               

Evil owl: "Chanticleer."




I DO BELIEVE IN FAIRIES- I DO I DO

 
- Download, Print & Sign. Free Revisions. Attorney created.
http://www.willtime.com

how depressing

 


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Yahoo!

BADGERBADGERBADGER.COM
 

 
 
SuperNova Girl
stargazing megafast
you hit me like a cosmic blast
you've given me a technicolor world

putting me in overdrive
speed of light i'm so alive
could you be my supernova girl?

interplanetary megastellar hydrostatic
there's no gravity between us
our love is automatic

zoom zoom zoom  make my heart go    boom boom   my superNova girl

zoom zoom zoom  make my heart go    boom boom   my superNova girl

visions of your pretty face
send me into hyperspace
caught up in a planetary whirl

breathing you give me air
i'm living off your solar flare
could you be my supernova girl?

interplanetary megastellar hydrostatic
there's no gravity between us
our love is automatic
our love is automatic

He who laughs last thinks slowest.



Random Quotes

The Moulin Rouge . . . a nightclub, the dance hall of the bordello. Ruled over by Harold Zidler. A kingdom of nighttime pleasures. Where the rich and powerful came to play with the young and beautiful creatures of the underworld. And the most beautiful of all these was the woman I loved, Satine, a courtesan. She sold her love to men. They called her the "Sparkling Diamond", and she was the star... of the Moulin Rouge. The woman I loved is... dead. ______________________Days turned into weeks, weeks turned into months and then - one not-so-very-special day, I went to my typewriter, I sat down, and I wrote our story. A story about a time. A story about a place. A story about the people. But above all things a story about love. A love that will live forvever. The End.






"don't be ridiculus" "me be ridiculus? there is a deamon in the playpen!"

One more block and my butt's gonna be ready for the discard bin!

wanna go for a ride in my dad's hover limo?

Cedius Lepidius!!!

got milk?

GIVE ME MY SIN AGAIN!

the flood gates open, your hips are getting loose, got a rocket in your pocket and ya dont know what to do ;)

hey micky you're so fine, you're so fine you blow my mind, hey micky heyhey hey micky! (tribute to Bryant) 

whats on your butt?

~*Sittin on the Cheeseballs*~  thats me !

When all else fails- Moo.

Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

Darkness is upon us, dynamite man. This is the word of nytron blocktech! (accopanied by gutair)

CUT TO:

THIS KID

lying in bed, coughing. Pale, one sick cookie. Maybe he's seven or eight or nine. He holds a remote in one hand, presses it, and the video game moves a little bit. Then he's hit by another spasm of coughing, puts the remote down.

His room is monochromatic, greys and blues, mildly high-tech. We're in the present day and this is a middle class house, somewhere in the suburbs.

As You Wissssssssshhhhhhhh

"Time is a waste of life, life is a waste of time, so get wasted all of the time and have the time of your life!" ~compliments of kat teehee

have you ever seen such a beautiful night???

ITS BOB THE BANANA

"You're out of your tree" "It's not my tree"

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Cliffs of Insanity!!!

" i can fix that if you'd like" "oh, yes, but i'd insist on paying you for your work"

"well that makes two of us"

ARR Swash-Swash Buckle-Buckle!!

But WHY is the rum gone?!

Its Because Of Banana's

"Stay away from her  peasent- shes out of your league"-Armested  "whats the matter armie- afraid she'd

prefer musicians to Cambridge boys?" -Ian "No- breeding always wins out in the end"- Armested

ARRRR DIIIE ARMESTED I HATE YOU!

You can take the girl outaa the honkytonk butcha cant take the honkytonk outta the girl!

COASTERS!

The walls are mushy!

Four Badass chicks from the Moulin Rouge

I have a hangover. does anyone know what that means? `it means youre drunk` no- it means i was drunk  yesterady

Carol Kane as Valerie: Bye bye boys!

Miracle Max: Have fun storming the castle!

Wheres Elizabeth? Shes safe, just as I promised, she's set to marry Norington, just as she promised, and you get to  die for her, just as you promised. So we're all men of our word really, except for Elizebeth, who is, in fact, a woman.

To Making It Count

To Freedom- To the Black Pearl

Take What Ya can , give nothing back 

You'll get close to her when angels fly outta your arse

Weddings?! I love weddings! drinks all around!

Scared Potter?

(violet) okay I've never had anyone stare at my ass for a half hour, so i'm going to say goodnight, and i'm hoping you're going to say it back.  (kevin waves, turns to walk away, changes his mind then says) and just for the record, i was only staring at your ass for the first, 15 minutes. (Violet) `night kevin

Filthy Little Mudblood!

"You look like a girl!""THats what i am, halfwit""yes- but today you look it!"

"Bub.As in- Bub Dee-lan."(french guy)" OOHHH BOB!"(amer/canadian lady) "Mmmmm Buuuuuuuuuob..."(french guy)

Can i get fries with that?

I would rather die a thousand deaths then see my mothers dress on that stupid, selfish, cow!

cow yo is cool yo!         Scandelous!

"There i am pouring my royal heart out and she's simply trying to bid me farewell." "It takes a strong woman who can keep he wits about her with you trying to steal her heart." "Yes, and what a clumsy thief  truned out to be."

I'm rather accident-prone, I have to admit. I've broken my back, my ribs, my nose, both my legs, my arm, my wrist, a finger and a toe and cracked my skull three times." - Orly

"We have these digs at each other," explains Orlando Bloom with a laugh. "Viggo will go on about Elves and how they're always doing their nails and brushing their long, blonde hair, and being all prissy. And i just say: Well, at least I'm going to live forever! Got that? LIVE FOREVER!"' -orly

It was quite demanding. Legolas was very centred and wise... I think they (elves) live the sort of lives we aspire to

"i'll say i'm sorry the day a monkey comes out my a**." "well its your lucky day" (monkey comes flying out guys butt-he passes out) gang members- its the devil man-its the diablo...........(guy wakes up)other guy-"Ok little anal dweling butt monkey. time to go home now"   

Orly Spotting!!!
"My friends husband was having a party at the Doncaster Hotel in London. He heard a tonne of women screaming. Orlando Bloom was having dinner with some people and was blowing kisses to his fans. An elderly lady said "I don't know what all the fuss is about, he looks like a boy that needs a haircut"
(Any one else from Ponaganset think this sounds oddly like it could be Mrs. Fennessey??? hmmmmmmmmmmmmm.......)


Recycled Pixels


el gato e lechuga en pantalones locos

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