Terrifying Childrens movies
 These are some of the worst, most terrifying, horrible childrens movies that should be burned in hell so no other poor,innocent, kids will have to suffer the trama of evil owls, nightmares that eat people,monsters that come through mirrors and possessed landfillls.
1. Rock a Doodle
- I dont know how many of you have seen it- but trust me- its horrible. I had sooo many nightmares about it! Chanticleer is a rooster who crows to make the sun come up, and one day he doesnt crow and it happens anyway and all the other little animals get mad at him bc they say hes a phony.he runs away and theres an EVVVVVIIIL owl and he says "Chanticleer" extremely SCARRRRRRRYYYY amd that was all i could remember until i googled it and found:
The rooster on the farm, Chanticleer, has to sing every morning for the sun to rise. One morning, he is stopped from singing and the other animals discover that he's a phony - the sun rises anyway. He becomes an outcast and runs away to the city. However, the animals discover that this was a mistake, because the sun stops coming up and rain, which causes a flood, begins instead. A few of the animals decide to go into town to find Chanticleer and ask him to come back. And they have to hurry, because the horrible owls, who love the darkness, are coming.
2. Captain Nemo
- one word-AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH all i can remember is this "nightmare" chasing them---and flying in a bed away from something evil.
heres the summary:
- A young boy whose dreams transcend reality is sucked into his his own fantasy, which is everything he has dreamed of until he unleashes a century old secret that may not only destroy this perfect dream world but reality itself.
3. Through the Looking Glass (i swear it was called jabberwocky, but i cant find anything for a movie called that)
- ---really really scary version of Alice In Wonderland. The moster thing is called a Jabberwocky that comes from Wonderland through mirriors... and i can rememer one scene where Alice doesn't kow if its a mirror or glass or what...and the jabberwocky come and tries to EAT HER! AHHH
Summary:
- Classic tale of a girl named Alice who follows a white rabbit down a hole into Wonderland, where she can change sizes by eating and drinking and animals talk. After escaping the disturbing Queen of Hearts, she finds that she has ended up on the other side of the looking glass in Looking Glass Land and that there is a mind-created Jabberwocky after her. With the advice of a wise owl and royal chess pieces on her mind, she ventures home, vowing to grow up in this two-part movie which remains most faithful to the original stories written by Lewis Carroll.
4. Return to Oz
- supposedly the second wizard of oz movie--but DEFINATELY not for kids!!!dorathy is supposed to go to mental institution or something and she doesnt want to so she runs away and shes in this crate thing and shes floating down a river and it becomes a storm and she hits her head or somehting and she wakes up and she doesnt know where she is and (wow thats a lotta "ands") then she gets out and thers these robot things that try to kill her. And she goes into the stone wall....? maybe...? and then theres this evil witch and she collects heads and she can change her head and she wants dorathys! AHHHH! (brita has seen this one too and she says its creepy)
Other ppls thoughts:
Do not let your littlies see this one, thinking there'll be lots of sunshine and Dorothy and yellow brick roads - there are not. There is only darkness and misery and awfulness. I saw this when i was say ten and it scared the bejesus out of me.
Dorothy, back in Kansas, can't stop thinking about Oz, and even believes that her friends have sent her a key. Auntie Em, worried for Dorothy's health, takes her to a famous doctor who works miracles with electricity. When Dorothy escapes from the treatment, she and a chicken named Billina find themselves in Oz. But when Dorothy tries to find her old friends in the Emerald City, she learns that they've all been transformed by the Nome King. And the evil witch Mombie wants Dorothy's head. It's up to Dorothy, Billina, and their new friends, the clockwork Tik-Tok (aka the royal army of Oz), Jack Pumpkinhead, and a Gump-thing to defeat Mombie and the Nome King and restore the rightful ruler of Oz to her throne.
It has been six months since Dorothy has returned to Kansas from Oz and she still can not sleep. She has been going on about imaginary places and people so much that Aunt Em takes her to see a doctor. Dorothy promptly escapes from the mental hospital and wakes up in Oz where her favorite chichen can now talk. There she meets a whole new bunch of friends and they set off to rescue the Scarecrow from an evil Nome King who has found her Ruby Slippers and has used them to lay waste to the Emerald city and take over Oz.
5. The Page Master
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"I'm a cartoon!" "You're an illustration!" what does that suppose to mean?! This plot could not be worse as a boy, who's afraid of everything, becomes very brave at the very end of the film because he went into a library. The only purpose of this waste of celluloid was to encourage American kids to read, when a cheaper, and more effective way of doing this could have been a series of adverts! Even the talents of Macaulay Culkin(as the kid), Christopher Lloyd (as the so predictable "that he's a the Page Master" librarian), could save this pointless film from the dull plot. Even the voices of Whoopi Goldberg, Patrick Stewart,(even) Leonard Nimoy, or the Hollywood God of voices, Frank Welker as the cartoon characters don't save it ever. I can only describe it as a 1990s equivalent to the even ghastly 1978 adaption of the Water Babies, because the bland animation makes the film worse, not improving the dull plot!
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