Cash in the attic, Bargain hunt, property ladder, what the papers say, football focus, escape to the country, who watches this rubbish? Rubbish which is wasting our licence fees.
I happen to be ill, and fed up of Australia beating me at cricket, so I turn on the old box to relax and watch some entertaining British television, after an hour I wish I had kept with the Australians.
Cash in the attic is the most ridiculously terrible show on God’s Earth and when I come to power it will be destroyed and any old records of the show will be burnt, so future generations will grow up unaware of its crimes against humainty.
A dingy presenter with a fake tan and overly white teeth goes to middle aged peoples homes along with some ‘antiques specialist’ and rummages through their home looking for things which could be sold at an equally dingy auction, these items generally consist of old bits of china, occasional broken chairs and lumps of unidentifiable crap, which the antiques specialist claims, it could be worth anywhere from twenty to fifty pounds, (queue happy music).
These middle-aged people in council homes are raising money for a new sofa, a caravan for that holiday in the Lake District or a lovely new lamp, trust me it is nothing else. Though occasionally at the auction sad music has to be played, when the middle aged people’s stupid antiques are not selling very well, but just like magic, the happy music starts, and an unexpected buyer starts frantically bidding…. All sounds very suspicious if you ask me.
Then that concludes another cash in the attic on another high note, so escape to the country starts a programme where fat office workers buy terrible homes in the countryside, to get a break from their HIGH PAID jobs.
People of Britain this madness cannot go on, it must be stopped, this small clip I found on the internet sums up daytime television: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gkoJC_L6ufI
If you watch it more than once seek professional help.