Zachary "Moose" Triplett

 They say to make peace,

you must first have war.

Well I don’t think that’s true.

You can call me a hippie,

or a peace lovin’ prick –

I hope a bird craps on you.

Our president’s dumb,

but Clinton’s no better.

I don’t think that’s right.

We should give all the hoboes a sweater

on Christmas Eve night.

 

That’s my ideal world.

It’s never gonna happen,

But that’s my ideal world.

 

To all the animals on Manor Farm,

I sing Beast of England with you.

It seems Mr. Jones has taken office,

And we’ll be happy when his term is through.

We’ll burn all the whips and items of man.

We’ll take up the animal way.

No change to the rules,

Unlike in the book,

We hope Bush is leaving today.

 

That’s my ideal world.

It’s never gonna happen,

But that’s my ideal world.

 

There’s too many references to George Orwell.

But he got it right.

Politicians are going straight to hell.

We’ll win the fight.

We’re not really known for politics.

We’re not known at all.

But we’re tired of Bush and Dick.

We hope they fall.

 

That’s my ideal world.

It’s never gonna happen,

But that’s my ideal world.

 

That’s my ideal world.

It’s never gonna happen,

But that’s my ideal world.

 

 

(Spoken)  This is a story of three amazing superheroes…Kudo Man…Kudo Kid…and El Camino  El Camino…

 
We’ll start off telling you we’re not heroes at all

We have no sidekicks and no ladies call

We don’t have special powers and no super tools

But we rock n roll so you best think we’re cool

 

Alter ego – Kudos box and bandanna

Alter ego – Best thing since Canada   (2x)

 

Something else about us is we’ve never saved a person

If you count on us your situation will worsen

Last thing we saved was last night’s dinner

It’s low fat so I’m getting somewhat thinner

 

Alter ego – birthday party had with string

Alter ego – they can’t play and I can’t sing  (2x)

 

Musical interlude

 

Alter ego – bike helmet and a paper plate

Alter ego – you can’t deny it this song is great  (2x)

 

Cheese is really good! 

Cheese is really nice!

But sometimes cheese is too hot…

Aaah!  Holy crap!  Hot cheese!

 

Cheese can get too hot

And burn the top of your mouth!

Then you’s all

Aaah!  Holy crap!  Hot cheese!

 

Then you run around going

Aaah!  Holy crap!  Hot cheese!

 

Then your mom says

IT’S NOT THAT HOT

HERE, I’LL SHOW YOU!

Then she’s like

Aaah!  Holy crap!  Hot cheese!

 

DON’T EAT THE CHEESE!

DON’T EAT THE CHEESE!

DON’T EAT THE CHEESE!

DON’T EAT THE CHEESE!

 

Aaah!  Holy crap!  Hot cheese!

Aaah!  Holy crap!  Hot cheese!

 

                                                                 by Moose 

You said that I was funny -

You said I made you laugh.

You touched my hand in gym class

When I was staring at you’re a**.

I asked you out on Thursday

And you just said “Eeww!  Gross!”

I think you’re pretty shallow

I’m not the only one who knows ---

 

So many girls and so little time.

I’m trying to get this message out through my rhyme.

I know you think I’m nasty,

And that’s okay --

Some of you I didn’t like anyway.

 

I proposed to you with a broken hair clip.

You said “no.”  It was a gyp

I think you’re pretty cool

And I think you’re pretty hip.

I want to make you hush hush hush!

Put my finger to your lip.

 

 

• an unfinished song...
• I first saw you today and I knew
• From that day I would find a way
• To be with you always.
• I’ve liked you for so long
• And I’m not ugly like king kong
• And I think it’s pretty wrong
• That’s why I sing this song
• Chorus:
• To tell the truth,
• I think you’re pretty hot.
• And to tell you the truth,
• I know you think I’m not.
• And to tell the truth,
• You’ve got a lot of class
• And to tell you the truth,
• You’ve got a really nice YAAAHH!

My girlfriend walked up  to me today

I didn’t know what she had to say

Unfortunately to my surprise

It was an expression of demise

I felt bad, I didn’t know what to do

Although I was sure we’d work it through

She said I wasn’t worth a poo

So I went home and went boo hoo

Then I thought since I was pimp

Getting a new girl would be a cinch

My old girlfriend was a winch

A mean old nasty ugly grinch

 

I hope this song doesn’t make us an emo band

If it did that would be bad

We all think that emo sucks

Emo is for stupid f***s

(repeat)

 

I like pee, it’s really neat

I got urine on my fee

I know that’s really, really gross

But I rub pee on my toes

I don’t know what that has to do with emo

But I like to pee in the snow

Emo’s crap, it really stinks

So does rap, that’s what I thinks

There’s other stuff that I hate

But other stuff is really great

Like lil’ homie, he’s my pal

And Mindy Bryant, she’s my gal…

 

Ha Ha!  You said gal!  You’re a redneck!

 

I hope this song doesn’t make us an emo band

If it did that would be bad

 We all think that emo sucks

Emo is for stupid f***s

(repeat)

 

We’re not emo

(repeat)

 

by Greenday

"Good Riddance (Time Of Your Life)"

Another turning point, a fork stuck in the road
Time grabs you by the wrist, directs you where to go
So make the best of this test, and don't ask why
It's not a question, but a lesson learned in time

It's something unpredictable, but in the end it's right.
I hope you had the time of your life.

So take the photographs, and still frames in your mind
Hang it on a shelf in good health and good time
Tattoos of memories and dead skin on trial
For what it's worth it was worth all the while

It's something unpredictable, but in the end it's right.
I hope you had the time of your life.

It's something unpredictable, but in the end it's right.
I hope you had the time of your life.

It's something unpredictable, but in the end it's right.
I hope you had the time of your life.