This BLOG was created to bring a smile at times and make us think and remember who we are as Americans. What we stood for and what we should still stand for. Stand with our troops or stand behind them. But Stand for something ,as they are for us. I believe in our America and what our founders stood for. They are looking down in dismay at what has become of American Standards.
So some I post are to make us think or offer an opinion, and some I post is just to bring a smile to our all to often sad faces.
Betty who loves Betty Boop
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I BELIEVE I Believe...
That just because two people argue, doesn't mean they don't love each other. And just because they don't argue, doesn't mean they do love each other.
I Believe... That we don't have to change friends, if we understand that friends change.
I Believe... That no matter how good a friend is, they're going to hurt you every once in a while and you must forgive them for that.
I Believe... That true friendship continues to grow, even over the longest distance. Same goes for true love.
I Believe... That you can do something in an instant that will give you heartache for life.
I Believe... That it's taking me a long time to become the person I want to be.
I Believe... That you should always leave loved ones with loving words. It may be the last time you see them.
I Believe... That you can keep going long after you think you can't.
I Believe... That we are responsible for what we do, no matter how we feel.
I Believe... That either you control your attitude or it controls you.
I Believe... That heroes are the people who do what has to be done when it needs to be done, regardless of the consequences.
I Believe... That money is a lousy way of keeping score.
I Believe... That my best friend and I can do anything, or nothing, and have the best time.
I Believe... That sometimes the people you expect to kick you when you're down will be the ones to help you get back up.
I Believe... That sometimes when I'm angry I have the right to be angry, but that doesn't give me the right to be cruel.
I Believe... That maturity has more to do with what types of experiences you've had, and what you've learned from them, and less to do with how many birthdays you've celebrated.
I Believe... That it isn't always enough to be forgiven by others. Sometimes, you have to learn to forgive yourself.
I Believe... That no matter how bad your heart is broken the world doesn't stop for your grief.
I Believe... That our background and circumstances may have influenced who we are, but we are responsible for who we become.
I Believe... That you shouldn't be so eager to find out a secret. It could change your life forever.
I Believe... That two people can look at the exact same thing and see something totally different.
I Believe... That your life can be changed in a matter of hours by people who don't even know you.
I Believe... That even when you think you have no more to give, if a friend cries out to you, you will find the strength to help.
I Believe... That credentials on the wall do not make you a decent human being.
I Believe... That the happiest of people don't necessarily have the best of everything;
They just make the most of everything. Thanks to all the wonderful people who help us throughout the journey of life.
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Once there was a little boy who lived in the country.
They had to use an outhouse, and the little boy hated it because it was hot
in the summer,cold in the winter and stank all the time. The outhouse was
sitting on the bank of a creek and the boy determined that one day he would
push that outhouse into the creek. One day after a spring rain, the creek
was
swollen so the little boy decided today was the day to push the outhouse
into the creek.
So he got a large stick and started pushing. Finally, the outhouse toppled
into the creek and floated away. That night his dad told him they were going
to the woodshed after supper. Knowing that meant a spanking, the little
boy asked why. The dad replied, "someone pushed the outhouse into
the creek today. It was you, wasn't it, son?" The boy answered yes.
Then he thought a moment and said, "Dad, I read in school today that
George Washington
chopped
down a cherry tree and didn't get into trouble
because he told the truth."
The dad replied, "Well, son, George Washington's father wasn't in that
cherry tree."
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> I recently asked my friend's little girl what she wanted to be when
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> she grows up. She said she wanted to be President some day. Both of
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> her parents, liberal Democrats, were standing there, so I asked her,
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> 'If you were President what would be the first thing you would do?'
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> She replied, 'I'd give food and houses to all the homeless people.'
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> Her parents beamed.
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> 'Wow....what a worthy goal.' I told her, 'But you don't have to wait
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> until you're President to do that. You can come over to my house and
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> mow the lawn, pull weeds, and sweep my yard, and I'll pay you $50. Then I'll
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> take you over to the grocery store where the homeless guy hangs out,
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> and you can give him the $50 to use toward food and a new house.'
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> She thought that over for a few seconds, then she looked me straight
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> in the eye and asked, 'Why doesn't the homeless guy come over and do
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> the work, and you can just pay him the $50?'
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> I said, 'Welcome to the Republican Party.'
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> Her parents still aren't speaking to me
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Dear President Obama,
Thank you for helping my neighbors with their mortgage payments. You know, the ones down the street who, in the good times, refinanced their house several times and bought SUV's, ATV's, RV"s, a pool, a big screen TV, two Wave Runners and a Harley. I was wondering, since I am paying my mortgage and theirs, could you arrange for me to borrow the Harley now and then? P.S. They also need help with their credit cards; when do you want me to start making those payments? P.P.S. I almost forgot - they didn't file their income tax return this year. Should I go ahead and file for them or will you be appointing them to cabinet posts? ? Democracy must be something more than two wolves and a sheep voting on what to have for dinner.
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THE FARMER'S GUIDE TO PUBLIC POLICY
SOCIALISM: You have two cows and give one to your neighbor.
COMMUNISM: You have two cows; the government takes both and gives you the milk.
FACISM: You have two cows; the government takes both and sells you the milk.
NAZISM: You have two cows, the government takes both and shoots you.
BUREAUCRATISM: You have two cows, the government takes both, shoots one, milks the other and throws the milk away.
CAPITALISM: You have two cows: you sell one and buy a bull.
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Leave it to the Marines.
One of the courses had a professor who was an avowed atheist and a member of the ACLU. One day the professor shocked the class when he came in. He looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 min.' The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop. Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here I am God. I'm still waiting.' It got down to the last couple of minutes when the Marine got out of his chair, wen t up to the professor, and cold-cocked him; knocking him off the platform. The professor was out cold. The Marine went back to his seat and sat there, silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and sat there looking on in silence. The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken, looked at the Marine and asked, 'What the heck is the matter with you? Why did you do that?' The Marine calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting America 's soldiers who are protecting your right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.'
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IF THIS DOESN'T MAKE YOU LAUGH,
YOU NEED HELP!
A mother took her five-year-old son with her
To the bank on a busy lunchtime.
They got behind a very fat woman wearing a
Business suit complete with pager.
As they waited patiently, the little boy said loudly,
"Gee, she's fat!"
The mother bent down and whispered in
The little boys ear to be quiet.
A couple of minutes passed by and the little boy spread
His hands as far as they would go and announced;
"I'll bet her butt is this wide!"
The fat woman turns around and glares at the little boy.
The mother gave him a good telling off,
And told him to be quiet.
After a brief lull, the large woman reached the front of the line.
Just then, her pager began to emit a
Beep, beep, beep
The little boy yells out,
"Run for your life, she's backing up!!