Ok this is me - Monkee, feel free to throw things at my picture - the heavier the better, after all, its your monitor. I am in my early 30's & i have 3 kids. I live in Cornwall, England. This is my 1st attempt at a personal web site so feel free to "rip the piss" Hence at the moment its fairly blank. I hoping to add more stuff over time, meanwhile feel free to play some of the games on the left there FREE!
Time for an update, new picture is required & I also gave the wife access so please dont complain too much at the new content.
Thanks
Home Front
This is my wife Sarah, As you can see from this pic, she is a total hottie (shes a bundle of laughs too). Although i love her very much i feel it's time for a new wife so rather than go on e-bay with this i thought i try & swap her privately. (maybe from www.Whore.co.uk) She has a wicked sense of humour & can drink any man under the table (as long as he's under 7 stone in weight she likes em flat on the floor) her cookin is the best & has kept me alive (just) for the past 7 years.
Ok OK you have read enough! she is a sweety with great legs lol and fantasic set of 12/10's
she wants to trade me in now as she was told i got too many miles on the clock (yes cLock) but maybe as i make her laugh so much she will keep me a little longer!! anyone want to spice this one up!!! or take her on???? lmao
We were going to start the bidding at £6.35, But after chatting with her & millions of people from all over the world(that loves her too) i feel the bidding should start at around £300 (coz im begining to change my mind and as it will be 3 we need more loot - especially when she can spank the monkey at 1852 mph cor imagin that!!!! lol) so come on peeps, sign the book!!
*note for any ladies looking to get in my pants, this isn't really my wife* She is a little fox i found at the bottom of my garden but cute huh!!!???
- [eLF] -
The other pass time i have is MOH/AA & SH. Nearly always played on the -[eLF]- servers.
This is a WWII first person shoot em up. If you have All seeing Eye or Gamespy then do a search for -[eLF]- & pop along. Imagine the scene, 00:10 hours 6th June 1944 on a transport ship crossing the channel. By 06:00 your in a small landing craft heading toward the Normandy coast, you can smell the cordite & hear the overhead shells from the massive allied naval force. The craft stops, you hear the shout "prepare for landing!" the clunk of the chains as the front drops down into the water, then all hell breaks loose......
Playing online with us will be alot more fun & trumatic for you tho.
Ok this is me - Monkee, feel free to throw things at my picture - the heavier the better, after all, its your monitor. I am in my early 30's & i have 3 kids. I live in Cornwall, England. This is my 1st attempt at a personal web site so feel free to "rip the piss" Hence at the moment its fairly blank. I hoping to add more stuff over time, meanwhile feel free to play some of the games on the left there FREE!
Time for an update, new picture is required & I also gave the wife access so please dont complain too much at the new content.
Thanks
This is my wife Sarah, As you can see from this pic, she is a total hottie (shes a bundle of laughs too). Although i love her very much i feel it's time for a new wife so rather than go on e-bay with this i thought i try & swap her privately. (maybe from www.Whore.co.uk) She has a wicked sense of humour & can drink any man under the table (as long as he's under 7 stone in weight she likes em flat on the floor) her cookin is the best & has kept me alive (just) for the past 7 years.
Ok OK you have read enough! she is a sweety with great legs lol and fantasic set of 12/10's
she wants to trade me in now as she was told i got too many miles on the clock (yes cLock) but maybe as i make her laugh so much she will keep me a little longer!! anyone want to spice this one up!!! or take her on???? lmao
We were going to start the bidding at £6.35, But after chatting with her & millions of people from all over the world(that loves her too) i feel the bidding should start at around £300 (coz im begining to change my mind and as it will be 3 we need more loot - especially when she can spank the monkey at 1852 mph cor imagin that!!!! lol) so come on peeps, sign the book!!
*note for any ladies looking to get in my pants, this isn't really my wife* She is a little fox i found at the bottom of my garden but cute huh!!!???