Tom: "Look at that wall of tree"

Benbo: "Why would anyone want to sleep with a fish?" ... Pete: "Well, it's slippery I guess"

Tom: "I find 12.51 comes around quite often"

Dave: "Let's play ro-sham-bo. Shotgun going first"

Benbo: "I like small girls"

Tom: "I'll tell you what drink I really like... Tonic, with gin in it"

Benbo: "Kendo, you're always correcting me... I like people who are slightly less educationed"

Tom: "Tell Benbo to pull over, get out of his car, take his shirt off, and jump up and down"

Kendo: "Look at that portacabin, being ... ported"

Mop? / Petey?: "Bendy's name doesn't come from his propensity for Twister, it comes from his propensity to mince"

Tom: "How does Kendo have so much game? It's the Kendrick shine, no, wait, it's because he spends so much time around Kendy"

Mop: "Choad in the hole"

Tom: "You have to put the barbecue on top of the cardboard box"; Chris: "OK"