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Kratos is one of the most evil protagonists
throughout the world of gaming. However, it's not completely his fault. As a
warrior in a moment of desperation he did the typical "Sell your
soul" thing but rather than selling it to Hades, he sold it to the God of
War Ares. In exchange, Kratos received the Blades of Chaos, which were imbedded
into his skin. He easily slaughtered his enemies when Ares gave him the blades,
but he also left the battlefield and killed his family, which resulted in the
ashes of their bodies staining his skin a pale white (except the tattoos, but I
suppose it's a lot less manly and badass to have pink body art, as funny as it
would be). Kratos has nightmares about this for his entire life until the other
Gods give him a proposal; go to Olympus and slay Ares and they'll forgive him
for his sins. He arrives at Olympus and takes off to kill Ares(after some hot
pottery action lol m i rite?) He goes to the temple on the back of a Titan to
get Pandora's box with a lot of battles with Greek monsters(Medusa, Hydras,
etc.) and gets help from some other Gods(Zeus, Hades, etc.) on his way to get
Pandora's box, the only object capable of killing a God, with scenes of Ares
killing armies of thousands in the distance. After players spend hours in the
temple to get Pandora's Box, Ares does his "Oh no you didn't" speech
and impales him from half the F'ing planet away. Kratos literally goes to hell
and then decides, "Ares is an ass and I ain't his bitch". So he
escapes hell through a huge section of climbing some pain in the ass hills and
then goes off to fight Ares. Ares was a dumbass holding Pandora's Box with him
for Kratos to steal and use to become the size of Ares. After fighting Ares and
killing them Kratos goes to the Gods and asks them to make his nightmares go
away. They slap some lawyer bull on him (no offence Pheonix Wright) and say
they were taking away his sins and not his nightmares. So, then Kratos commits
suicide but is then resurrected by the gods, telling him that Ares is dead, so
they need someone to fill his shoes and they want Kratos to do it. Kratos
accepts the position and reigns as the God of War for the rest of time.
"Ten years, Athena! I have faithfully served the gods for ten years! When will you relieve me of these nightmares?" -Kratos
(Writeup courtesy of Saiyan Pezhead)
Except "for the rest of time" was more "about a year and a half", since
Sony Santa Monica needed SOMETHING to work on for the sequel, God of
War 2. Kratos, as the narrator astutely points out, has turned his
mourning over his family into anger at the gods, as exhibited by his
CRAWLING speech to Athena within seconds of the game beginning. Kratos
says this as he is on his way down from Olympus to Rhodes, to destroy
stuff. Anyway, he gets down there and Athena, being a veangeful cow,
shrinks him down to normal size, where he promptly destroys every
single soldier in Rhodes anyway. Athena brings the colossus of Rhodes
to life. Kratos kills that as well. Zeus offers him the blade of
olympus. Being a stupid, gullible god, Kratos promptly drains all his
godly power into the blade. After killing the colossus, there Kratos
stands, triumphantly.
"Do you see now, Gods? Do you need more proof than thi-"SPLAT.
The
hand of the colossus lands on Kratos in by far the funniest moment of
the series. Kratos stumbles toward the blade of olympus, it now having
the power of a god and therefore being the only thing to save him.
Zeus, however, lands. And kills him. You go down to the underwold, then
the leader of the Titans, Gaia, gives him the impetus to escape (again)
and, having procured Pegasus, Kratos leaves for the isle of creation,
where he can find the sisters of fate to change his destiny.
So
after about 10 hours of hack n slash goodness, Kratos finds and kills
the Sisters, giving him the ability to change time. He goes back to the
moment Zeus "killed" him (should have gone further back, ie before
Kratos killed left >_>), they have epic boss fight, gg. Kratos
stabs Zeus repeatedly in the heart with the Blade of Olympus that he
reclaimed, Zeus somehow doesn't die, and Athena comes along to protect
Zeus. Kratos kills her by accident, because, once again, he's stupid
like that. He goes back further, summons Gaia and her Titan buds to his
time, and they proceed to go on an all out wrecking tour of Mount
Olympus. Or so we presume, because the game ends with Kratos giving a
war cry to Zeus (who is his dad, but that's such a predictable twist I
figured you would have guessed), while riding on top of a Gaia who is
climbing up Mount Olympus. With the rest of the titans not far behind.
The end begins...
(damn you cliffhanger endings)
"If all on Olympus will deny me my vengance, then all on Olympus will
die. I have lived in the shadow of the gods for long enough!" -Kratos
(Writeup courtesy of XIII_is_cool; Phillippe_Schillippe@yahoo.com)
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Win-Loss Record2-3 Summer 2005 ContestGear Division - 3 Seed Gear Round 1 --- Lost to (6) Alucard, 40446 [44.48%] - 50482 [55.52%] Extrapolated Strength --- 48th Place [18.70%] Though Kratos looks weak if you look at the stats, he's stuck behind the odd happenings of the Snake/Sora affair and both he and Alucard are likely much stronger than these stats show. But that's beside the point. Kratos was a new character in Summer 2005, and though he was stuck in a situation where was guaranteed to lose he didn't perform very badly. Almost everyone underestimated how well he would do against Alucard, and he was able to turn this match from a 60-40 beating into a respectable 55-45 loss. Kratos even managed to win a few updates through the day, and it's clear that the afternoon casual voters generally favored him. Whether or not Kratos will ever return to the contest or win a match remains to be seen, but the potential is there. Summer 2006 Contest
Destiny Division - 3 Seed
Destiny Round 1 --- Lost to (6) Ryu, 49713 [42.89%] - 66198 [57.11%]
Extrapolated Strength --- 28th Place [30.16%]
Kratos may still be winless in contests, but this won't last long. He has a firm grip on the casual market (check any Poll of the Day involving God of War since the Summer 2006 Contest) and God of War 2 will surely boost him even further. He's already on the verge of being a top 25 character, and his perpetual good seeding will pair him up against some scrub and give him a win or two sooner or later.
Summer 2007 Contest
Division 7 - Second Group
Division 7 Round 1 --- 1st place, 48265 [40.13%] - Donkey Kong, 33266 [27.66%] - Marth, 24832 [20.65%] - Prince of All Cosmos, 13902 [11.56%] Division 7 Round 2 --- 1st place, 43362 [32.48%], L-Block, 37825 [28.33%] - Kirby, 33122 [24.81%] - Donkey Kong, 19213 [14.39%] Division 7 Finals --- 3rd place, 29772 [20.91%] - Solid Snake, 46201 [32.44%] - L-Block, 40774 [28.63%] - Riku, 25656 [18.02%] People knew Kratos wouldn't stay winless for long, and they were right. He dominated his first round fourpack, as expected. However, the unexpected strength of L-Block threw a wrench into the works. He did manage to best the block in round two with his massive day vote, but that was the end of the road for him. The strength of Solid Snake and the incredible consistency of the L-Block proved to be too much for Kratos, but he proved that he will be a force to be reckoned with in the future. -Ulti |
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