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Kefka may very well be the single most evil villain in gaming. He's the
main antagonist of Final Fantasy 6, and even though he's a mere clown
when you first meet him, don't let that fool you. This guy is a raving
psychopath. The best part of him is that he isn't even the leader of
the Empire that everyone is battling in the World of Balance. That
honor belongs to Gestahl, but it is Kefka, not Gestahl, who does the
the most evil things in the game.
Kefka tries to burn down Figaro, treats Espers as if they were garbage,
almost ruins Terra's life by putting a Slave Crown on her, fakes a
visit in jail so that he may attack a town later on in the game, kills
virtually all of the Espers in the World of Balance, murders General
Leo, destroys the world by throwing the Statues out of Balance, and
then becomes the God and ruler of the very world that he destroys. And
in that new world, anyone who even sniffs the thought of opposing Kefka
gets their town fried to bits.
And that's only half the story. One, when you compare what Kefka does
to what every other Final Fantasy villain is able to accomplish, Kefka
was able to do far more than any of them. Most other FF villains fail
long before being able to destroy and/or take over the world. Not only
that, but Kefka is absolutely demented. He dresses up like a clown, and
whenever he does something evil, he lets loose the psycho clown laugh
from hell to let everyone know about it. He's also one of the single
most quoteable gaming characters of all time. Overall, Kefka is a
complete villain, and one of gaming's all time greats.
"Ahem, there's SAND on my boots!" -Kefka
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Win-Loss Record
4-5
Summer 2003 Contest
South Division - 12 Seed
Southern Round 1 --- Defeated (5) Pac Man, 47678 [50.95%] - 45905 [49.05%]
Southern Quarterfinal --- Lost to (4) Crono, 21373 [21.08%] - 79999 [78.92%]
Extrapolated Strength --- 52nd Place [15.56%]
Summer 2004 Contest
20XX Division - 7 Seed
20XX Round 1 --- Lost to (10) Knuckles, 35220 [42.54%] - 47578 [57.46%]
Extrapolated Strength --- 34th Place [21.21%]
As good as Kefka is as a villain, his
contest strength is something else entirely. In 2003, Kefka was hyped
beyond belief. He responded by barely defeating Pac Man before getting
absolutely blown away by Crono, and even though a lot of people blamed
the famous Lettuce Kefka match pic for his fault, a picture can only do
so much. 2004 was a better year for Kefka, despite the fact that he
didn't win a match. When the match with Knuckles began, Kefka built and
held a lead for hours before Knuckles was able to use the Sega morning
vote to save him. This gave some proof to Kefka being SFF'd against
Crono in 2003, and it also gave Kefka a lot of respect than what the
2003 Xsts will show.
The best part of Kefka's performance in 2004 was the fact that he did
it with the Lettuce Kefka pic again. Kefka will never blow anyone away,
but so long as he remains about as strong as the middle of the pack,
he'll rarely get blown out either. Kefka's only problem comes from the
fact that CJayC likes to set caps in every contest he creates. If only
ten Square characters are allowed in every year, then that could be
Kefka's biggest problem. Kefka is one of the weaker Square characters,
and it's very possible that he'll be given the boot for stronger Square
characters some day. But with that said, Lettuce Kefka was good for
some hilarious memories whether or not he comes back.
Spring 2005 Contest
Ruin Division - 1 Seed
Ruin Round 1 --- Defeated (8) Mithos, 46454 [63.98%] - 26151 [36.02%]
Ruin Semifinal --- Defeated (5) Wesker, 54640 [70.37%] - 23012 [29.63%]
Ruin Finals --- Lost to (7) Diablo, 38660 [45.91%] - 45547 [54.09%]
Extrapolated Strength --- 7th Place [26.73%]
Kefka was another contest veteran who had yet to get a fair shake until
the Spring 2005 Contest, but once here, he took his opportunity and ran
with it. Before Spring 2005, Kefka was a complete joke and was comapred
to heads of lettuce everywhere. But come Spring 2005, not only did
Kefka shock everyone by nailing a 1 seed, but he didn't do half bad
with the seeding, either. His first match against Mithos was nothing to
write home about, though it being a 1-8 match instead of a 1-16 match
spared him from looking too bad. A certain second round match in 2003
made Mario look pathetic, and he's just fine regardless.
But Kefka's true glory was in the second round against Wesker in a
match that many thought he would lose. Not only did he get the angel
pic, but he managed to break and maintain 70% of the votes in the
match. Kefka would go on to lose against Diablo after getting the early
lead, but it's tough to deny that he has come a long way from his 2003 days.
Summer 2005 Contest
Flood Division - 3 Seed
Flood Round 1 --- Lost to (6) Tommy Vercetti, 47920 [48.86%] - 50165 [51.14%]
Extrapolated Strength --- 41st Place [20.82%]
After Kefka's fairly impressive run in Spring 2005, he was stuck in a
trap match against Vercetti as the 3 seed. At least, it was supposed to
be a trap match. Vercetti was fairly far ahead of Kefka in the stats
and was supposed to win this match with easy.
But then the match actually began, and everyone knows what happened
from here. Kefka jumped out to a large lead and was able to hold off
Vercetti's comeback attempt, but it was because of mass cheating rather
than actual strength. Cue the standard CJayC topic and subsequent
firestorm, and ocne it was all over we were left with Kefka losing a
match that was worth one point regardless of which way it went. However
regardless of this, Kefka/Vercetti was still one of the more
entertaining matches we'd ever seen. The bad side for Kefka is that it
really took some luster off of how well he did in the Spring and set
his career record to below .500. Summer 2007 Contest Division 2 - First Group
Division 2 Round 1 --- 2nd place, 38712 [31.99%] - Marcus Fenix, 44524 [36.79%] - Tom Nook, 22614 [18.69%] - Zelos Wilder, 15164 [12.53%] Division 2 Round 2 --- 4th place, 19348 [13.24%] - Cloud Strife, 81956 [56.10%] - Marcus Fenix, 22782 [15.59%] - Revolver Ocelot, 22006 [15.06%] Another contest, another disappointing performance for Kefka. As usual, he took an early lead in his match, peaking at 900 votes over Marcus Fenix and a percentage of 36.50% at one point. However, that lead went away quickly. The XBox day vote combined with the horrific FFVI day vote worked together to create a vote swing we didn't think possible in this format. Marcus Fenix didn't even take the lead until less than nine hours left, and he ended up beating Kefka (who ended up losing nearly 5% with the day vote) by 5800 votes. But hey, he advanced. Kefka didn't stand a chance in round two, with Cloud hanging around to SFF him, though it's uncertain if he did or not. He ended up in last place pretty quickly, and despite being very low to begin with, he still managed to lose 2-3% with the day vote. If there's someone worse than Kefka with the day vote, I don't want him in the contest. -Ulti
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