Damsel in Distress



"Keep it movin' junior."
"Im a damsel.Im in distress.I can handel this. Have a nice day."
"My friends call me Meg.At least they would if I had any."
"So,did they give you a name along with those rippling pectorals?"
"Are you always this articulate?"
"Well you know how men are. They think 'No' means 'Yes' and 'Get lost' means 'Take me Im yours"
"Im a big tough girl. I tie my own sandals and everything."
"Aww...How cute, two rodents looking for a theme park."
"Your are really chocked up about this,aren't ya?"
"Hey,Ive sworn off man-handling."
"Lets see,what could be behind curtain number one?"
Do you have a favorite Meg quote that I have not listed? If so e-mail me and Ill stick it up.

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