Mini Horse Kids Club

Q. Why was the horse's face hot?

A. Because he had a blaze.

Q. Why did the horse hide behind the tree?

A Because he had to change his jockeys.

Q.Why did'nt the ghost horse win in his hack class?

A. He was'nt anything to look at.

Q. If ten horses run after one horse, what time is it?

A. 10 after 1.

Q. What is a grumpy horse's favourite game?

A. Snap.

Q. How does an appaloosa change spots?

A. By getting up and moving to another spot.

Q. What happened to the itchy racehorse?

A. He was scratched.

Q. What animal has more "hands" then "feet"?

A. Why , a horse of course.

Q. What is the best type of story to tell a runaway horse?

A. A tale of WHOA

Q. Where do horses stay in a hotel?

A. In the bridal suite