Suiki-Thank you all who visit here. I love getting e-mails from people, so e-mail me. I don't read that guest book much...

Gojyo-You could say that again

Suiki-I don't read that guest book much

Gojyo- I didn't mean it litearally!

Suiki-I get it I get it. Anyhow, if you want to be on a staff type thing of some sort, e-mail me. Suiki, out

Suiki- I just saw that people come here!

Gojyo-The mailman, the UPS man, the bug man...why don't any WOMEN show up on our doorstep?!?

Suiki- That's not what I meant!

Gojyo-Whatever

Suiki- *sighs* Anyhow, Thank you to everyone who comes here! I can't believe anyone likes my aclectic shrine here. I started it so I could access my information from anywhere. (I used to carry around a huge binder full of pics, art, stories, and pofiles...wonder where that went...) Now I"ve started high school and will be making some changes. I could use some staff...

Gojyo-Updates...?

Suiki-none

Gojyo-THEN WHY THE HELL ARE YOU HERE?!?!?

Suiki-I better go!

Suiki- ...I'm sorry everyone, but this site hasn't been updated in forever. I know, I'm a bad webmistress. I've been spending too much time on Gaia... Anyhow, you may be seeing some changes around here (If I remember!) The links need to be updated and the guestbook will have to be replaced. I need some new MIDI's too. But I've been so busy. It's summer break again.

Gojyo- Well well well, what do we have here?

Suiki- *looks furiously at the floor*

Gojyo- Why, if it isn't Suiki, the Neglectful Webmistress. Where have you been for the past six months?

Suiki- Busy

Gojyo- With what? 

Hakkai- Gojyo, that's enough! *turns to Suiki* Hello there!

Suiki- *blushes and mutters* Hi

Hakkai- We've missed you much

Suiki- I've missed most of you too *Glares at Gojyo*

Hakkai- *laughs*

Suiki- Hi everybody. I know it's been three months, but I have been very busy. First, I was in a play (very time consuming) and I started a year-round swim team. I started a graphics site, and learned to make AMV's. I've been writing too. I also fell in love with the show "Teen Titans." Robin is so cool! My AMV's are on this site... or at least they will be. I'm going to put them on the extra's page so keep checking back!

Gojyo- You're alive and well I see.

Suiki- Yes.

Gojyo- Okya. See ya.

Suiki- Bye...

Hiro the Cat- Mrow?

Suiki- Hiro, are you an angry cat? Like Kyo-chan in Fruits Basket?

Hiro the Cat- Meow

Suiki- I take that as a no.

Hakkai- So you're... in love... Gojyo tells me?

Suiki- I...I never said THAT...

Hakkai- With whom?

Suiki- Someone very kind... 

Suiki- Hello all!

Gojyo- All of who?

Suiki- All my visitors of course.

Gojyo- Have you checked the visitors for September yet?

Suiki- Well...no. But I will right now. *checks visitors* 56 visitors this month. Ha told you there were people comming!

Gojyo- Look at last month.

Suiki- Last month there...were...62...and...this...month...there...are...only...56? Do you find pleasure in my pain?

Gojyo- Maybe... *runs away*

Suiki- I'll get him someday. Anyhow, The updates. I added the Kou-tachi to the Shrine. I only have Homura's boys left. I updated the links and I added another one. Oh yes also I wanted to tell Hakkai something...where is he? *finds him* Ah ha!

Hakkai- What are you "Ah ha" ing now? Last night it was the cat.

Suiki- I wanted to tell you Happy Belated Birthday... that's all...

Hakkai- I'm sorry. Thank you very much.

Suiki-You're welcome very much *blushes*

Gojyo- YOU ARE SO UNRELIABLE!!! YOU NEVER UPDATE THIS SITE ANYMORE!!! IT"S BEEN A MONTH AND YOU'RE UPDATING NOW?!?!?

Suiki- Well I am sooooo sorry that I have been too busy to update.

Gojyo- You have not been too busy. You've been procrastinating.

Suiki-...

Gojyo- What was that?

Suiki- I said "..."

Gojyo- I thought so. *leaves*

Suiki-*sigh* Why do I even bother. Updates are... mainly maitenence. Fixed links and pictures. Stuff like that... *sigh*

Hakkai- *comes in* *says softly* Why are you sighing, Suiki?

Suiki- You HAD to have heard him yelling like that. I wouldn't be suprised if the people in the USA could hear that all the way from here in Japan.

Hakkai- ... Do you want to go on a walk?

Suiki- That sounds nice. I'll go get my coat.

*Sneaks in through back door*

Hiro the cat- Mrow?

Suiki- shhh! Hiro, it's me, Suiki.

Hiro the cat- *sits down and starts meowing loudly*

*light turnes on*

Gojyo-  Adn where do you think you're going?

Suiki- I've been busy! School starts soon and I've had to be there.

Gojyo- I smell leather.

Suiki *blushes* FINE! I've been at a barn, helping the old owner.

Gojyo- Ah ha! I knew it! You have a job.

Suiki- What's wrong with that?!?

Hakkai- *comes in* What on Earth is going on out here... Suiki?

Suiki- H..h..hi?

Hakkai- Where have you been? We haven't seen you for nearly a month.

Gojyo- She leaves early in the morning and comes back late at night.

Hakkai- Why?

Suiki- Because I have a job now. I need to say the updates...

Gojyo- Hurry up then, I want to finish taunting you.

Suiki- Fine. First, I am sorry for the wait. I've been really busy and haven't hade much time to udate. I updated my guilds link, because we have a new layout. Secondly, I  have added two peices of fanart. They were not drawn by me.

Gojyo- Are you done now?

Suiki- Yes.

Gojyo- Good. Now I can go. Right?

Suiki- You didn't have to stay in the first place.

Gojyo- What?!? Why didn't you tell me you --------------?!?!?

Suiki- That's none of your buisness!

*they leave the room so their shouting gets quieter*

Hakkai- *sigh* When will they learn?

Suiki- I'm back!

Gojyo- That's nice...

Suiki- *sigh* I see nothing changed around here.

Gojyo- Yep.

Suiki- *leaves*

Hakkai- Welcome back Suiki!

Suiki- Hello! How have you been?

Hakkai- Good! Goku has a little friend.

Suiki- Great! Maybe she'll keep him busy.

Hakkai- I hope so.

Suiki- Updates! I nearly forgot! I added a webs album. I can only put five pictures in now, but they're good pictures, screenshots from the 11th DVD.

Hakkai- That's great! I'll have to go and see it.

Suiki-Thanks!

Suiki- I'm all packed!! Bye!!

Sanzo- And where do you think you're going?

Goku- Don't leave!! Then there won't be as much food

Gojyo- I won't have someone to pick on

Hakkai- Ummm...

Gojyo- and Hakkai won't have his lover around!!

Hakkai- HEY!!

Suiki- Relax, I'm only leaving for two weeks. I'll be back on the 10th of next month.

All- Oh.

Goku- Well... in that case.. Have a good time, see ya in two weeks!

Hiro the cat- Meow?

Gojyo- You don't want to miss your flight bye! *pushes out door*

Suiki- I haven't said the updates!!*sigh* Oh well *sits down on step* Updates! Firstly- I have changed the color! I hope you like it. Secondly- I won't be here for two weeks, I will miss you all soo much!

Gojyo- *peeks out door* Still here are you? You'll miss your flight now GO!!

Suiki- Okay, okay I'm going! I'll see you in two weeks Mr. Puffy Pants!

Gojyo-

Suiki- I am sooo sorry! I have been working on the new Extra's page for over a week now and I haven't updated about it!

Goku- You said you'd make me food!

Suiki- I will, let me just finsh with the updates

Goku- ohhkayyy...

Suiki- I finished the Shrine to Saiyuki for now... I might add other profiles of the Kougaji-tachi and Homura-tachi but for now, it's done!

Goku- Are you done now?

Suiki- *sigh* What do you want to eat?

Goku-Yay!!

Suiki- *sigh* I can never seem to find him...

Hakkai- Find who?

Suiki- *gasp* Hakkai!! I've found you!!

Hakkai- *laughs* I was looking for you! Would you like to come to the market? We're out of bread and a few other things...

Suiki- Sure!! Let me just say the updates!

Hakkai- okay! I'll meet you outside in five minutes! *leaves*

Suiki- *sigh* this is... oh! updates! I've re-done Sanzo and Goku's profiles in the shrine... Gojyo and Hakkai's will be done shorly!

Goku- Suiki? I'm hungry and I can't find Hakkai... Can you cook something for me?

Suiki- Sorry Goku! Hakkai and I are about to leave. We're out of some things and we were going to go and pick them up.

Goku- Oh... can you cook something for me when you come back?

Suiki- Sure!

Suiki- Mr. Puffy Pants! Dinner!

Gojyo- How many times do I have to say it! DO NOT CALL ME MR. PUFFY PANTS!!!

Suiki- Okay... I won't... yeesh, some people are so sensitive...

Goku- Sanzo! I found a kitty on the side of the road today! I think it doesn't have a home, can we keep it?

Sanzo- No.

Goku- awww! Why not?

Sanzo- 'Cause the kappa's alergic.

Gojyo- WHAT?!?!? I 'm not alergic!

Suiki- HEY!

*everyone jumps*

Suiki- This is my house and I happen to think the cat's cute. It can stay, Goku.

Sanzo & Gojyo- WHAT?!?!?!?

Suiki- The cat stays. Everyone can see him on the adoptions page.

Goku- Yay!  

Suiki- *sneaks in quietly*

Gojyo- Where have you been for a month?

Suiki- I've been busy...

Gojyo- With what?

Suiki- none of your business.

Gojyo- Sure... *puts in headlock* it.. is!

Suiki- let...me...go!!!!

Gojyo- tell me then!

Suiki- Okay! I'll tell you!!!

Gojyo- good!

Suiki- I was in a wedding and my laptop got wet and I had to study for finals!

Gojyo- Who'd ya marry?

Suiki- Not my wedding! My uncle's!

Gojyo- Why are you telling me this?

Suiki- You asked now let me go!!!!

Gojyo- Okay okay okay already! *lets Suiki go* Updates?

Suiki- Not really. I added a picture of you to the webmistress page but that's it...

Gojyo- *sarcastically* How thoughtful! I'll go take a look!

Suiki- Freedom! Now... to find Hakkai...

Suiki- The bookstore is the most wonderful place in the world! *sigh* I love it there...

Sanzo- Ch. Who says?

Suiki- Me. I say! The bookstore is wonderful. They had Saiyuki #2 eleven days early and Kare Kano #9 three days early.

Sanzo- *sarcastically* Ohhh... That is soo wonderful, I'm dying with excitment. Who asked you anyway?

Suiki- You did, Sanzo.

Sanzo- *doesn't know what to say so he leaves*

Suiki- I don't really have any updates. I'll be scanning some pictures in from the second book soon, but I first need to find it. They'd be located on the Fanarts page. Keep checking back!

Gojyo- Whose peice of trash is this? *holds up Saiyuki book*

Suiki- Gimme it Gojyo!

Gojyo- Jump for it!

Suiki- No way!

Hakkai- Suiki? *walks in*

Gojyo- *drops the book* Gotta go!

Suiki- Sure...

Suiki- Hello!

Gojyo- Not you again!

Suiki- It's nice to see you in such a happy mood too, Gojyo. I live here, remember?

Gojyo- You do?

Suiki- This is my house. I own it.

Gojyo- Oh! That explains a lot.

Suiki- *sighs* Where is Hakkai?

Gojyo- Why should I tell you?

Suiki- please?

Gojyo- First, tell the updates.

Suiki- Okay... I put a new fanfiction up. It's called, "Ways to Torture the Cast of Saiyuki" I personally like it. Also, as soon as I can find a site where I can put my fanfiction, it will be here. Happy now Gojyo?

Gojyo- He's out in the backyard, reading.

Suiki- Thanks! *runs off*

Suiki- GRRRRRRR!!!!

Hakkai- What's wrong?

Suiki- I ran into a door today!

Goku- *laughs histarically*

Suiki- IT'S NOT FUNNY!!!!!

Goku- of course not. *laughs*

Suiki.-...

Sanzo- URUASAI!!!!!!

Suiki- Que?

Goku- What language was that?

Suiki- Spainsh.

Goku- Is "Spanish" an edible thing?

Suiki- no.

Goku- aww! Darn!

Suiki- Anyhow, the updates! I saw something about the new Saiyuki season! Saiyuki Reload Gunlock!!!!! YAY!!! And I put a fanfic/fanart page.

Goku- are you done?

Suiki- Yes. Why?

Goku- 'Cause I want you to cook something. I'm starving!

Suiki- What else is new?

Goku- my socks?

Suiki.-....

Gojyo- I'll get you! Come back here!

Suiki- No! You can't catch me!

Gojyo- That's the last time you'll ever call me Mr. Puffy Pants!

Suiki-*laughs then climbs a tree*

Gojyo- You get down from there!

Suiki- Why should I? This is my day of fun for the month! Tommorow I have to be serious again so I will torture you all day, kappa!

Gojyo- Oh no you won't! *climbs the tree*

Hakkai- Suiki! What are you doing in that tree? It's dangerous up there!

Suiki- I'll come down Hakkai.

Gojyo- *in a mocking voice* "I'll come down Hakkai" well of course you'll come down for him.

Suiki- He's not chasing me and yelling death threats at me.

Gojyo- ...

Suiki- The updates! I nearly forgot. As you can see, a lot has changed since the creation of this site. Today though, I completed the Saiyuki Shrine.

Gojyo- That's all?

Suiki- I was busy. Plus, that's not a small shrine.

Gojyo- Lemme see... *looks at shrine* How do you know Sanzo's waist size?

Suiki- Reasearch.

Gojyo- Eeeewwwww!! Suiki's a stalker!

Suiki- I. AM. NOT. A. STALKER.!!!!! Gojyo, a skirt!

Gojyo- Where? *runs off*

Suiki- well, that's all for today. I'll try to update a little more over the weekend.

Suiki: Welcome to True Identity! I am so happy that I finally started working on it!

Gojyo: A new record for you, Suiki-chan. What's it been now, 3 weeks? 4 weeks?

Suiki: 2 weeks Mr. Puffy Pants

Gojyo: Hey!!! Why do I have to be Mr. Puffy Pants?!? You didn't give everyone else nicknames!

Suiki: Because, your pants are a weird shape. How do they stay in that shape anyhow?

Gojyo: My secrete. Tell me, why do I have to be Mr. Puffy Pants?!?

Suiki: It was that or Water Fairy...*giggles*

Gojyo: You!!! I'll kill you for that one!!!

Hakkai: What's going on in here?

Suiki: Hakkai! *runs over to him* He was about to hurt me, just because I gave him a nickname.

Gojyo: Yeah, Mr. Puffy Pants!

Hakkai: She DOES have a point, Gojyo.

Gojyo: Why are you on her side? She's the one who tortures me!

Hakkai: *shrugs* I don't know.

Gojyo: Fine. I'll go torture Goku.*leaves*

Hakkai: Wait! I wouldn't do that if I were you.*runs after him*

Suiki: As I was saying, Welcome to True Identity!