"At times this season we've actually threatened to have a middle order" - Luke Cooper's very inciteful comment after we put on 273 against Edmonton CC
"It's a horrible feeling when you realise you're shit!" - Post match acceptance after Sammy's mate Sped made a cameo appearance for us against Edmonton.
"Playing spin is simple, you just have to get your foot to the pitch of the ball, I could bat all day against Shane Warne" - Move over Duncan Fletcher, Kevin's got Australia's spin attack sussed!
"Most of the time I choose not to pull girls when I go out cos I just can't be bothered" Duncan's obviously waiting for that special person!!
"..it was on the stumps - you have to play every ball on its merits" Duncan, again, this time after going in to bat on the last ball of a 40 overs game, choosing to save his wicket instead of going for those vital runs!!
"Fuck knows. I think she just likes the bling. She's into that sort of thing." 'Crazy' Dave Roper after being asked when he's getting married to his fiancée of 4 years.
